That means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty?' Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Neopet from saying my webpage looks terrible?
The answer? Use Photoshop. And if that don' work... Use MORE Photoshop.
Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' webpage, designed by me... built by me...
And you best hope...not pointed at YOU.
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