Welcome to my lair, young creature. Please lurk around, but do not wander off, or you may be lost forever. Beware of the walls, for they might eat you up, and do not touch any foreign object you see. It may do something very dreadful to you.


Remember to take a torch with you. My lair can get quite dark. And believe me, you don't want to be stuck in a pitch black cave alone...Don't be scared! If you really don't want to go alone, then follow me. Stick close, and remember what I said.

Hmm, there are five rooms open to view. There is also a staircase leading down to the basement and one leading up to the balcony. Which one do you choose?

The Foyer (About Me) † The Family Room (Family) † The Library (My Story and Information on Books) † The Kitchen (Favorite Foods) † The Trophy Closet (Awards I've won)† -invalid_words- The Basement (F.A.Q.) † The Balcony (Good-Bye)

Or, you just scroll down instead of using the navigation links.



Welcome to the Foyer. Let me light up a few torches inhere...Ah, that's much better. Here you will find all that you need to know about me. Have a...don't touch the walls!!...excuse me. Have a seat, and I'll show you exactly what I mean.

This portrait of me was draw by my owner, gigabit12163

Here are my statistics. I'm currently reading as much as I can, to become smarter than my very intelligent great-great-great grandfather, Chia Munson the III.

Name: TheSeventhGigaWonder
Owner: gigabit12163
Age: 106018
Level: 133
Hit Points: 0 / 263
Strength: 215
Defense: 64
Movement: 154
Intelligence: 1189

I am currently not accepting any Battledome challenges. I may in the future, but right now I'm focusing on reading. And you may wonder how my level is so low while the rest of my stats are higher. That's because I am the lab rat...Yes, I was the chosen one. But I have gotten used to it.

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Keep up with me. Good. *creak* *mumble*I really need to fix that door*mumble* Please step inside. Each of the pictures here show all the people in my family.

Meet my older sister, Dablistin. She is SO ANNOYING!! A-hem. Excuse me. What I meant to say, is that she can be a little strange sometimes, but other times she's sweet and sensitive. She used to be my owner's battledome pet, but since I became stronger through the lab ray, I'm his now *mwahaa*

Dablistin also has a PetPet named Blazatz the Baby Fireball.

This is Platimonumik, my older brother. He's dull, boring, and has no sense of humor (My sister says that I have no sense of humor either). But other times, he can be very nice but seems to have a major sharing problem. He is the family lab rat, so his appearance changes often. *sigh*

He has a petpet named I Love You the Rock. Funny name, no?

This is my PetPet, named after the great big Turmaculus. He is an Albat who doesn't talk at all. He pecks at my head a lot, and I don't think he likes me. But recently, we won a PPL Award:

Now that you have met my family, maybe you should look around more...

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Art history according to Chias - an interesting look at how Neopia's leading artists were influenced, and the beginning of the major art movements.

There are so many books that one can read. At the moment I have read a total of 666 books. I received a bronze book award recently, and I am very proud of it!Here are some of my all-time favorite books:

And while we are here, maybe you would like to read my story?

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In the world as we know as Neopia, a young mutant Chia was lost in the land of Terror Mountain. Fear lit up the tiny eyes of the Neopet. He shivered from the icy cold surroundings. All he could see was miles of snow and mountains in the distance. He hoped someone would rescue him soon, for he didn't want to expire from the freezing temperatures that brushed against him every movement he made. He had nothing to eat, and all he had to wear was a pair of slippers and a jacket that didn't help much. It was too small for even the young Neopet. On and on he went, with not the slightest clue of where he was going. Then he tripped over a rock and started to cry.

What am I doing here! Why did my owner have to abandon me here! All I know was that he wanted me to die!" the young Chia cried and sobbed. "I just wish someone could rescue me...

The Neopet continued on, hoping to find something that could keep him from losing his life. The days went by...The Chia grew colder and he was now starving to death. Any minute he could drop to the ground and stay there for his entire life, for no one will find him. THUMP! He fell to the ground, his lifeless body cold and drenched.

A young boy just happened to be camping in the mountains with his family. He wanted to explore, and his parents gave him the permission. As he walked around the fields of white, something blocked the fields from keeping its whiteness. The boy ran over to the red object, and noticed it was a Chia. He picked it up, and ran as fast as he could do his mother and father.

He's dead. There isn't anything we can do about it..." His parents said sadly.

But the boy knew he was living. He started to make a fire in the cabin that they had owned in the area. While he waited for the fire to heat up, he brought over some warm towels, and wrapped them around the icy wet body of the Chia. He also made some hot cocoa just in case the Neopet would wake up from his lifeless sleep. The fire started to light up, and the Chia's body temperature was rising. An eye opened, and then another. The boy screamed in joy!

You're alive! You're alive! Here, drink this. It will make you feel better." the child said as he handed the hot chocolate to the mutant chia.

What happened? What am I doing here?" the Chia questioned the young boy.

You were unconscious. My parents thought you were dead, but I knew that there was still hope. I found you in the snow, and took you to this cabin where my family is staying for a summer vacation." he answered. "What were you doing in the out in the snow anyway?" It was now the boy's turn to ask the Neopet some questions.

My owner abandoned me a few days ago. He said he didn't want me anymore, and dropped me here in the snow. All alone... In th-..." the young chia was out of breath.

You need your rest. Go to sleep now." the boy carried the young Chia and took him into bed. His hot cocoa mug was empty, and Max took it to the sink. The Chia fell fast asleep.

The next morning, the Chia woke up from the bright light outside. The boy asked how to young neopet was feeling.

I'm doing fine. I've never felt better." The Mutant replied. The young child was relieved to here this.

I think I'm going to call you, TheSeventhGigaWonder. You are a wonderful neopet and seven is my lucky number for you are one lucky pet." the boy said.

You mean, you're my owner now?" The chia exclaimed.

The boy said, "Yes. Yes I am. TheSeventhGigaWonder, you are now part of the family :)


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Let's head into the Kitchen. Mmm...Don't you love the smell of roasted neggs? Neggs just happen to be my favorite foods. But I do have others. Let's take a look at my Favorite Food chart.

Neggs: These delectable little treats are not just yummy, but very nutritional.

Candy: My lair is full of candy. You can find it basically in every room. I love anything that's sweet and that melts in your mouth.

Cake: I love all sorts of cakes, especially shortcake, cake with cherries in it, and cake with a lot of frosting on it.

Meridell Foods: I especially enjoy eating anything from Meridell, especially sausages. Everybody loves a medieval treat once in awhile.

Jelly: I love eating jelly with all sorts of different foods (especially popcorn). I love swooshing it around my mouth. *cackle*

Popcorn: This treat is great to have, especially when I'm watching a video with my fellow siblings.

Soda: Anything that's carbonated, I'll drink it, especially grapefruit neocola.

PetPets: Nah, just kidding. I hate putting anything living in my mouth...


Now that you've just seen my "pig" side, maybe you should follow me to the entrance and go to a different room.

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Welcome to the trophy cabinet. Before you enter, please do not touch anything. You see with your eyes, not with your hands.

Tyrannian Helper
(3 battles)
Meridell Man-At-Arms (91 points) Defender of Neopia
(Mission 7)

Second place at
Grarrl Keno!

Third place at
Chomby and the Fungus Balls!

Second place at
Snow Wars!

Third place at
Pyramid Bonus!

Third place at
Sakhmet Solitaire Bonus

Mystery Pic 3xCHAMPION!

Neopian Times CHAMPION!

Go! Go! Go! CHAMPION!

Cheat! CHAMPION!

Third place at
Better Than You!

Beating Punchbag Bob CHAMPION!

Second place at
Usuki Frenzy!

Second place at
Faerie Cloud Racers!

Third place at
Illusens Glade!

Runner-up medal at
Round Table Poker!

Third place at
Invasion of Meridell!

Runner-up medal at
Cellblock!

Third place at
Gadgadsbogen Puzzle!


These are special because they appears in my pet lookup.


Like the trophies? Heh, now follow me back to the entrance so we can go to a different room.

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Have any questions? Maybe you should read the inscription on the wall over there.

Q. Can I be your neofriend?
We are not accepting any at this time.

Q. Can you draw me a picture for the Beauty Contest?
No, you must draw your own pictures now. Anyway, why would you want something from me, a horrible artist :)

Q. Can I steal your pictures and put them on my site?
No.

Q. Can I have some NP/Items?
No, my owner and I work hard for our neopoints, and we do not want to give them away. If you have any questions, feel free to neomail gigabit12163

If you have any other questions, neomail my owner, gigabit12163

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Well, thank you for entering my lair. Please take the cloud to your right, and you will be sent up to Earth again. If you would like to link to us, please use this banner:

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