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BRAND NEW SONG HERE: Just The Way You Are, By Bruno Mars.

I was horrified by the old songs, and so I'm going to start from scratch, and will thus need some requests! You can neomail these to me here.

There's a link back to this page here. Thanq to quilavasid for advertising this page!
If you wanna see the old songs, they are still here:

I Will Survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen.
Dr. Jones, by Aqua.
Milkshake, by Kelis.
Girlfriend, by Avril Lavigne.
Barbie Girl, by Aqua.
Umbrella, by Rihanna.
Purple Rain, by Prince.

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I Will Restock
Sung To The Tune Of:
I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor

First I was so poor
I was satisfied
Kept thinking I would never need
Some money on my side
But then I spent so many days
Thinking, how I could improve
I grew rich
I learned how to restock, oh!
And so I'm rich
From the book store
I just walked in to find some things
With profit glaring in my face
I should have started this before
I should have made a bank account
If I had known for just one second
I could be rich as fast as this

Go on now go
Go make some dough
Just buy some stuff now
Cause you're not happy anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with "You're poor"
You thought I'd crumble
You thought I'd lay down and beg
Oh no, not I
I will restock
Oh, as long as I know how to buy
I know I will stay rich
I've got all my cash to spend
Like heck I will ever give
And I'll restock
I will restock
Hey Hey

It took all the time I had
Just to sell the stuff
Kept trying hard to get
The potions in the magic shop
And I spent oh so many nights
Just refreshing in all the shops
I used to hide
But now I show my pets with pride
And you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that begging little person
Still annoying you
And so you felt like rubbing in
And just expect me to be poor
Now I'm saving all my money
For something worth nowt to me

Go on now go
Go make some dough
Just buy some stuff now
Cause you're not happy anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with "You're poor"
You thought I'd crumble
You thought I'd lay down and beg
Oh no, not I
I will restock
Oh, as long as I know how to buy
I know I will stay rich
I've got all my cash to spend
Like heck I will ever give
And I'll restock
I will restock
Hey Hey

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Neopian Rhapsody
Sung To The Tune Of:
Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen.

Is this the Magic Shop,
Is this just Neopets?
Caught in a restock
No escape from Kauvara
Press the refresh
Look for your prize and cliiiick
I'm just a poor girl, I need some neopoints
Because I spend too much, I don't gain
I haggle high, and sell low
Any thing that I buy, hardly turns a profit for me
For me

Adam, just froze a guy
Put a report to his account
Sent one more and, now he's gone
Adam, don't do it to me
But now I've gone and spammed anyway
Adam ooOooOooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened

Oh dear, my pet is ill
From the wheel of excitement
I ain't got the stupid cure
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and get a cure
Adam ooOooOoo (gotta get that cure)
I know he won't die
I sometimes wish he'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a Uni
Scorchio, scorchio, will you do the fandango
Rainbow pool and painting, very very exciting to me
Tuskaninny, Tuskaninny,
Tuskaninny, Tuskaninny,
Tuskaninny Zafara (magnifico)
But I'm just a poor girl and everybody loves me
(She's just a poor girl from a neo-family)
Spare her her life from this reality
So I'm iced, do I care, will you let me go
Oh Donna! No, we will not let you go (let her go)
Oh Donna! We will not let you go (let her go)
Oh Donna! We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Adam baby, Adam baby, Adam baby let me go
Neopia has a user put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can ice me and laugh in my face
So you think you can love me and leave me to rot
Oh Adam, can't do this to me, Adam
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
Any way the net goes....

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Dr. Death
Sung To The Tune Of:
Dr. Jones, by Aqua.


Sometimes the feeling is right
You get a pet for the first time
Poundsurfs and refreshing for weeks
Adopting pets in the evening
Ah yippie I ooh
Ah yippie I ay
Ah yippie I ooooh I

Now the fun has all gone
I have no room for pets
Please come and take some away
I've never felt more annoyed
(Tonus I am missing you)
I want you on my side
(And I think a draik or two)
But you can't stay
(I always poundsurf everyday)
I really want a bruce
(You caught my eye right round the pound,
You're the pets I found)

Doctor Death, Death
Calling Doctor Death
Doctor Death, Doctor Death
Adopt now (Abandon)
Doctor Death, Death
Calling Doctor Death
Doctor Death, Doctor Death
Adopt now (Abandon)
Ah yippie I ooh
Ah yippie I ay
Ah yippie I ooooh I
Ah yippie I ooh
Ah yippie I ay
Ah yippie I ooooh I

All I bother to do
Is to look through the pound
Doctor what should I do
Why does it have to be so dry
(Tonus I am missing you)
I want you on my side
(And I think a draik or two)
But you can't stay
(I always poundsurf everyday)
I really want a bruce
(You caught my eye right round the pound,
You're the pets I found)

Doctor Death, Death
Calling Doctor Death
Doctor Death, Doctor Death
Adopt now (Abandon)
Doctor Death, Death
Calling Doctor Death
Doctor Death, Doctor Death
Adopt now (Abandon)
Ah yippie I ooh
Ah yippie I ay
Ah yippie I ooooh I
Ah yippie I ooh
Ah yippie I ay
Ah yippie I ooooh I

Please, please adopt me
Please, please adopt me
Please, please adopt me
Please, please adopt me

Doctor Death, Death (Adopt now)
Doctor Death, Death (Adopt now)
Doctor Death, Death (Adopt now)
Doctor Death, Death (Adopt now)
Ah yippie I ooh
Ah yippie I ay
Ah yippie I ooooh I
Ah yippie I ooh
Ah yippie I ay
Ah yippie I ooooh I

Doctor Death, Death
Calling Doctor Death
Doctor Death, Doctor Death
Adopt now (Abandon)
Doctor Death, Death
Calling Doctor Death
Doctor Death, Doctor Death
Adopt now (Abandon)

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Codestones
Sung To The Tune Of:
Milkshake, by Kelis.

My codestones bring all the snipes to my shop,
And they're like
It's best on the wiz,
Dang right, it's best on the wiz,
I can sell you,
But I have to charge
My codestones bring all the snipes to my shop,
And they're like
It's best on the wiz,
Dang right, it's best on the wiz,
I can sell you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The things I restock
What you guys go crazy for.
You lose your minds,
The way I sell,
I think its time

Lala lalala,
Buy it up.
Lala lalala,
My pets are waiting
Lala lalala,
Buy it up.
Lala lalala,
My pets are waiting

My codestones bring all the snipes to my shop,
And they're like
It's best on the wiz,
Dang right, it's best on the wiz,
I can sell you,
But I have to charge
My codestones bring all the snipes to my shop,
And they're like
It's best on the wiz,
Dang right, it's best on the wiz,
I can sell you,
But I have to charge

I can see you're on it,
You want me to sell Main
Codestones that trains these pets,
It can be bought,
Just know, ETS,
Try if your fast,

Lala lalala,
Buy it up.
Lala lalala,
My pets are waiting
Lala lalala,
Buy it up.
Lala lalala,
My pets are waiting

My codestones bring all the snipes to my shop,
And they're like
It's best on the wiz,
Dang right, it's best on the wiz,
I can sell you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
You will be broke in 3 days,
You must maintain your bank,
Same time maintain your buying,
Just get the perfect shop,
Plus what you can auction,
Then next I will restock,
Then I'll take every cent,

Lala lalala,
Buy it up.
Lala lalala,
My pets are waiting
Lala lalala,
Buy it up.
Lala lalala,
My pets are waiting

My codestones bring all the snipes to my shop,
And they're like
It's best on the wiz,
Dang right, it's best on the wiz,
I can sell you,
But I have to charge

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Avvie
Sung To The Tune Of:
Girlfriend, by Avril Lavigne.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your avvie!
No way No way!
I think you need a cool one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you want one
No way! No way!
It's pretty dang obvious
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one

You're so poor
You want mine
You have clickables
You think about them all the time
They're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make your font alright?
Don't pretend you have Adam or ZDAP
And heck yeah
I'm the MSPP princess
I can tell you like them too and you know I'm rich

You're like so "Lend Me Free"
You could ask for Eff Queue Dee
I think we should ask together now
And that's what everyone's doing!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your avvie!
No way No way!
I think you need a cool one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you want one
No way! No way!
It's pretty dang obvious
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one

I can see the way, I see the way you beg from me
And even when you go away I know you think of me
I know you spam about me all the time
Again and again (and again and again and again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your poor self disappear
I don't want to hear you say my name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

You're like so "Lend Me Free"
You could ask for Eff Queue Dee
I think we should ask together now
And that's what everyone's doing!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your avvie!
No way No way!
I think you need a cool one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you want one
No way! No way!
It's pretty dang obvious
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can lend you for free
There's no item
So when's it gonna sink in
I'm a scammer
What the heck are you thinking?!

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can lend you for free
There's no item
So when's it gonna sink in
I'm a scammer
What the heck are you thinking?!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your avvie!
No way No way!
I think you need a cool one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you want one
No way! No way!
It's pretty dang obvious
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I've got a really cool one
Hey! Hey! You! You!

Hey! Hey!

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Reported!
Sung To The Tune Of:
Barbie Girl, by Aqua.

(Hey Spammer!)
Flamer.
(You wanna go to Iceland?)
You fail.
(Dumb n00b.)

I'm a reporter, on the HC board,
Life by the rules, shouting at fools,
You can't try to spam, giveaways are such a scam,
I'll so report you, cause that's just what I do.

(Come on, Flamer, just go easy)

I'm a reporter, on the HC board,
Life by the rules, shouting at fools,
You can't try to spam, giveaways are such a scam,
I'll so report you, cause that's just what I do.

I'm a chat-speaking girl, but you still understand,
Wind me up, have your fun, you're reported.
(You're just sad, reporter, would it kill you to spell?
Report me, I don't care, report-happy)

You can't scam, you can't spam,
If you'd read the rules, you'd know, reported.

I'm a reporter, on the HC board,
Life by the rules, shouting at fools,
You can't try to spam, giveaways are such a scam,
I'll so report you, cause that's just what I do.

(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) I don't think so.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) Reported, Reported.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) I don't think so.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) Reported, Reported.

You all spam, just to talk, do whatever you please,
I won't ask you to stop, I'll report you, you freaks,
(Come join in, be our friend, let us spam once again.
Hit the boards, fool around, let's go crazy)

You can't chat, you can help,
You can't say, that I can't spell,
You can't scam, you can warn,
You can say I'm always right.

(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) I don't think so.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) Reported, Reported.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) I don't think so.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) Reported, Reported.

I'm a reporter, on the HC board,
Life by the rules, shouting at fools
You can't try to spam, giveaways are such a scam
I'll so report you, cause that's just what I do.

I'm a reporter, on the HC board,
Life by the rules, shouting at fools,
You can't try to spam, giveaways are such a scam,
I'll so report you, cause that's just what I do.

(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) I don't think so.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) Reported, Reported.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) I don't think so.
(Come on, Flamer, just go easy) Reported, Reported.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
(Well, Flamer, you're just going too far!)
Oh, reported then!

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Neo-fame
Sung To The Tune Of:
Umbrella, by Rhianna.

Ahuh Ahuh (Yeah HCer)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good board gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Watch me, report)
Ahuh Ahuh

There's spam on my board
I'll complain, send them to the Newbies Chat
I'm flaming all of their friends
When more come, I'm gone, I'm more mature
I'm much better than spammers
And restocking's better, you know it
They're a mild frustration, looking for neo-fame.
They cry for attention
Yeah, I report them, so what
Oh the mods, where you at?

You know I'm a reg
And I help all of those I can
Maybe I have a side
But no one knows it's me
Maybe cause on my side
I'm a spammer, oh yes
And rules don't matter to me
And I've got neo-fame
Because

When the HCs dead I'm a reporter
Tell you to go to the newbies
Claim I hate all the spammers
But when all the regs are on, I'm right in there
Now that I'm spamming more than ever
I'm getting frozen more and more
You can be my fan-girl forever
You can be my fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er er er er

Some people soon found out about my main
My rep got trashed, but I don't care, no no
I had hoped to deny it
But no one wanted to know
So I made a new main, to restart with
Because

When the HCs dead I'm a reporter
Tell you to go to the newbies
Claim I hate all the spammers
But when all the regs are on, I'm right in there
Now that I'm spamming more than ever
I'm getting frozen more and more
You can be my fan-girl forever
You can be my fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fan-girl forever
Ever ever er er er er er er

Some people send me hatemail
It's OK to be jealous
Come spam with me
Cuz I'm the best and you all know it
So go on and report me then
I have several more accounts
Because

When the HCs dead I'm a reporter
Tell you to go to the newbies
Claim I hate all the spammers
But when all the regs are on, I'm right in there
Now that I'm spamming more than ever
I'm getting frozen more and more
You can be my fangirl forever
You can be my fangirl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fangirl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fangirl forever
Ever ever er er er
My fangirl forever
Ever ever er er er er er er

IP Banned
Yeah I got IP banned.
I guess this is it
My spam career
You'll miss me
Cause I just pwn you guys

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Purple Negg
Sung To The Tune Of:
Purple Rain, by Prince
written by pizzamy!

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to make you scream
I only wanted to make a Punegg
When I mixed you with that Chocolate Ice Cream

Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg

I only wanted to see you bathing in the Cooking Pot
I never wanted you to be my weekend dinner
I only wanted you to be some kind of friend
Neggy, I could never steal you from another
Its such a shame you became Sliced Neggs

Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg

I only wanted to see you underneath the Kau Kau Farm Milk
Neggy I know, I know, I know times are changing

Its time we all reach out for something new
That means you too
You say you want a leader
But I could make you into Negg Stew
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the Neggery

Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg

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You Were My First Pet
Sung To The Tune Of:
Just the Way You Are, by Bruno Mars

Her name, her name
It's full of underscores and numbers
My pet, my pet
Wouldn't be worth much on the Pound Chat

She's not perfect
But I don't really care

I know, I know
If I want to trade her, no one will want her
And it was, it was
Such a long time ago that I got her

But every time I think of trading her away, I think;

When I view quick-ref
There's no other pet that I could want
Cause you were my first pet
All those years ago
And when in doubt,
I stop and think of all we've been through
Cause you were my first pet
All those years ago

Her stats, her stats
I never bothered to train her up much
Her page, her page
I left it as the crummy default

She's just average
But I think she's the best

Oh I know, I know, I know
I should try an exchange
Something that's well-named, painted
And no more of the same

So I spend a few days setting up a fair trade
But then I think;

When I view quick-ref
There's no other pet that I could want
Cause you were my first pet
All those years ago
And when in doubt,
I stop and think of all we've been through
Cause you were my first pet
All those years ago

Won't let you go
My status quo
You were my first pet
All those years ago

When I view quick-ref
There's no other pet that I could want
Cause you were my first pet
All those years ago
And when in doubt,
I stop and think of all we've been through
Cause you were my first pet
All those years ago

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