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-=Loading=- -=Error: Cannot detect mouse=- -=Please reboot system=- *fizzle* A small pink aisha is seen gnawing on the remains of a computer monitor, sharp claws ripping through the plastic casing. The screen emits a dying flicker of blue... A fatal exception OE has occured at 0028:C0011E36 in VXD VMM(01) † 00010E36. The current application will be terminated. The aisha finally stops her relentless attack on the inanimate object, clambering off the monitor to stare moodily at the cobalt radiance, narrowed eyes reduced to mere slits as she growls hoarsely... * Press any key to terminate the current application. * Press CTRL†ALT†DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications. Press any key to continue Irritably tapping, once, twice, on the keyboard, the fuchsia aisha finally gives up, striking the screen with a finishing blow, and watching with gentle satisfaction as the technology breaks out into a series of blue sparks. Wandering away from this scene of destruction, the aisha spots you out of the corner of her eye, turning to face you. Her pink fur sways with her movement, shimmering in the cold electrical lamps that beat their light onto the linoleum floor. Who are you? the aisha demands, clearly still quite irritated. Moping, she listens carelessly to you tell your name. guest? That's a stupid name... I prefer my one... Tempestivus. Much nicer, I think you'll agree... -=A confused petpet=- Meow? A distant mewing calls across the room, tracing back to a small cardboard box, currently propelling itself across the floor by it's own means. Meow? Tempestivus glances up from her current project, scratching her name into the bottom of an optical mouse, and stares carelessly towards the moving box. Oh, that's Tiddles... I put him in there, he's too stupid to realise the box is open... Sure enough, the box lid is hanging open, revealing a window to the contents... A small Spardel is throwing itself against the buckling wall of the box, mewing at every step of the way. It glances up, gazing blankly at the ceiling, before accidentally walking into the side of the box, tipping the container to it's side... Releasing a small mew of triumph, the Spardel wanders over to Tempestivus, long pink tongue lolling from it's mouth. The aisha defensively grabs her computer mouse, clinging it towards her as she glares at the Spardel. Meow?  I didn't want it..." Tempestivus coldly states, edging her mouse further away from the puddle of drool currently collecting at the feet of Tiddles. It thinks it's an Aisha... Stupid Spardel... Oh, and it stole my collar... Not that I care, I never wore it anyway... it was too small... You notice that the Spardel is in fact wearing an oversized pink collar, resting against its shoulders loosely. Tempestivus regards the collar with disdain. As long as it stays away from my computers, then it's fine... -=Techno-joy!=- You'd better not touch my computer mouse either. Tempestivus warns, pearly white teeth glinting underneath her lips as they shape the words. I get angry when people touch my stuff... In any case... I've had a computer ever since I was born... well, not this one, obviously, that one over there... Tempestivus beckons towards a corner piled high with broken equipment, shattered monitors and ownerless circuit boards. I'm the Techno-Kitty. she grins, and further beckons over her collection of electrical gadgetry that still functions as intended. -=Artwork=- Oh, of course... loads of people love me... Tempestivus boasts, twisting the wire of her optical mouse around an ivory claw. Wanna see my gallery? She asks, not waiting for an answer before bounding over towards a wall, plastered with pictures: Most of them are by Eternal... She's the person that buys me new computers... Just copy and paste the link underneath each picture to see the full version Most of them are by Eternal, but there's the occasional fanart... Just copy and paste the link underneath each picture to see the full version.
-=Adoptables=- I don't know why Eternal forced me to put these up on my page... I don't like them... They clog up my beautiful flowing petpage... Tempestivus pokes the adoptables and nibbles on the corner of one of them. Requests and Customs = Closed
-=Customs=-     -=Linkity Link=- So... that's it... that's me... Tempestvus sighs, dragging her Spardel behind her reluctantly. Link back:  |
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