NERKS ARE JERKS: A PRICE GUIDE.

THE BASICS:

Alien Aishas are a species of Neopet separate from regular Aishas. They have 4 ears as opposed to the standard two. They have a special form of currency known as NERKMIDS.

WHAT IS A NERKMID?

NERKMIDS are star-shaped metal currency. There are many different types of 'Nerk', with different prices and rarities.

USES OF NERKS

NERKS have a few uses uses.
1. Stuff them in the Alien Aisha Vending Machine
2. Sell them to other users who want them
3. Hoard them because you think they look pretty.

HOW TO FIND THEM

Finding Nerks isn't a very arduous Process. You can get them from SHH! (Something Has Happened) Random Events while browsing around the site.
An Alien Aisha has given you a NERK HERE!!!
You can also WIN one from The Wheel of EXTRAVAGANCE in Qasala.
(Beware - It costs 100K to SPIN the wheel!)

THE PRICES


UPDATED 09.08.11
NEXT UPDATE - 09.18.11
*DISCLAIMER: Nerkmid prices are NOT Guaranteed 100%, as with any item in the market, prices can fluctuate every day, or every hour. This is a general rule of thumb so you aren't getting ripped-off!
Tip: Nerk prices go weird at the beginning of the month because of the trophy reset!

HOW THE PRICES WORK

Nerks are priced based on HIGHEST PRICE

* GREEN


LOWEST PRICE
* RED

and an AVERAGE
* ITALIC

To get an average, I take the 15 MOST RECENT auctions and Trading Post PRICES and average them together to create a MIDDLE PRICE.
THIS IS DONE BECAUSE NERKMID PRICES FLUCTUATE A LOT.

GOLDEN NERKS

- BASIC GOLDEN NERKMID

200.000

125.000
165.000
- GOLDEN NERKMID X

200.000

200.000
200.000
- GOLDEN NERKMID XX

190.000

180.000
185.000
- MAGICAL GOLDEN NERKMID

380.000

140.000
191.250
- NORMAL GOLDEN NERKMID

250.000

115.000
164.000
- ULTRA GOLDEN NERKMID

150.000

130.000
140.000

PLATINUM NERKS

- BASIC PLATINUM NERKMID

200.000

180.000
186.000
- MAGICAL PLATINUM NERKMID

235.000

180.000
205.000
- NORMAL PLATINUM NERKMID

197.000

160.000
178.500
- PLATINUM NERKMID X

170.000

165.000
168.000
- PLATINUM NERKMID XX

200.000

125.000
168.000
- ULTRA PLATINUM NERKMID

200.000

195.000
238.000

OTHER NERKS

- ALUMINUM NERKMID

160.000

160.000
160.000
- AVERAGE NERKMID

200.000

175.000
185.000
- COPPER NERKMID

227.000

220.000
223.500
- GOOD NERKMID

200.000

200.000
200.000
- LESSER NERKMID

180.000

180.000
180.000
- SUPER NERKMID

250.000

127.000
172.000
- ULTIMATE NERKMID

200.000

140.000
160.000
- ULTRA NERKMID

160.000

150.000
155.000

AVATAR/PRIZE INFO

NEOMAIL me (redhood009) if you have screenies of your Alien Aisha VENDS I can use to compile some statistics!
The Vending Machine has its' own HST (High Score Table).
If you toss enough nerks into the machine, you can get yourself a SHINY TROPHY!

THE AVATAR

If it's your FIRST TIME tossing a nerk into the allmighty Vending Machine, then you will get THIS avatar:

GROSS FOOD


Normal Golden Nerkmid.

Basic Golden Nerkmid

OTHER NERKS/MISC



Lesser Nerkmid

(bottled faeries sometimes fly out of the machine too)

Yes, you can get another nerk for vending with a nerk. Is that redundant? No way! You could potentially keep vending nerks, and getting different ones back! :D

PAINT BRUSHES




(Please NM me your screenies/ paintbrush vends!) Yes indeed, you CAN vend Paint Brushes from the machine. The catch is, it has to be out of gross food to do so!



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