NERKS ARE JERKS: A PRICE GUIDE.
THE BASICS:Alien Aishas are a species of Neopet separate from regular Aishas. They have 4 ears as opposed to the standard two. They have a special form of currency known as NERKMIDS.
WHAT IS A NERKMID?
NERKMIDS are star-shaped metal currency. There are many different types of 'Nerk', with different prices and rarities.
USES OF NERKS
NERKS have a few uses uses.
1. Stuff them in the Alien Aisha Vending Machine
2. Sell them to other users who want them
3. Hoard them because you think they look pretty.
HOW TO FIND THEM
Finding Nerks isn't a very arduous Process. You can get them from SHH! (Something Has Happened) Random Events while browsing around the site.
An Alien Aisha has given you a NERK HERE!!!
You can also WIN one from The Wheel of EXTRAVAGANCE in Qasala.
(Beware - It costs 100K to SPIN the wheel!)
NEXT UPDATE - 09.18.11
*DISCLAIMER: Nerkmid prices are NOT Guaranteed 100%, as with any item in the market, prices can fluctuate every day, or every hour. This is a general rule of thumb so you aren't getting ripped-off!
Tip: Nerk prices go weird at the beginning of the month because of the trophy reset!
HOW THE PRICES WORKNerks are priced based on HIGHEST PRICE
and an AVERAGE
To get an average, I take the 15 MOST RECENT auctions and Trading Post PRICES and average them together to create a MIDDLE PRICE.
GOLDEN NERKS- BASIC GOLDEN NERKMID
165.000- GOLDEN NERKMID X
200.000- GOLDEN NERKMID XX
185.000- MAGICAL GOLDEN NERKMID
191.250- NORMAL GOLDEN NERKMID
164.000- ULTRA GOLDEN NERKMID
PLATINUM NERKS- BASIC PLATINUM NERKMID
186.000- MAGICAL PLATINUM NERKMID
205.000- NORMAL PLATINUM NERKMID
178.500- PLATINUM NERKMID X
168.000- PLATINUM NERKMID XX
168.000- ULTRA PLATINUM NERKMID
OTHER NERKS- ALUMINUM NERKMID
160.000- AVERAGE NERKMID
185.000- COPPER NERKMID
223.500- GOOD NERKMID
200.000- LESSER NERKMID
180.000- SUPER NERKMID
172.000- ULTIMATE NERKMID
160.000- ULTRA NERKMID
AVATAR/PRIZE INFONEOMAIL me (redhood009) if you have screenies of your Alien Aisha VENDS I can use to compile some statistics!
The Vending Machine has its' own HST (High Score Table).
If you toss enough nerks into the machine, you can get yourself a SHINY TROPHY!
THE AVATARIf it's your FIRST TIME tossing a nerk into the allmighty Vending Machine, then you will get THIS avatar:
Normal Golden Nerkmid.
Basic Golden Nerkmid
(bottled faeries sometimes fly out of the machine too)
Yes, you can get another nerk for vending with a nerk. Is that redundant? No way! You could potentially keep vending nerks, and getting different ones back! :D
(Please NM me your screenies/ paintbrush vends!) Yes indeed, you CAN vend Paint Brushes from the machine. The catch is, it has to be out of gross food to do so!