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Cheese, you think, as you walk down the hallway. What a strange thing to think. It's as if something has come over you, and that something has decided to make you do nothing more than think the word "cheese" in it's short time in your brain. Nevertheless, it seems to have passed, and you continue your walking. Suddenly every single light goes out, making the hall completely black. You can't see a thing. In fact, I can't see a thing, is the exact statement that passes your mind. Observant, aren't we?

You're feeling around the wall, trying to find a switch, when you hear someone say, "…But I can see you." Wait, no. You didn't hear it exactly.

."What?" You ask. No response.What on earth?

I can seeeeee you! To your horror, you realize the voice is coming from within your own head. You are too surprised to say or think anything. Finally you close your eyes, deciding this was all some sort of crazy dream. You're thinking maybe you should lay off the pizza before bed, when you hear the voice again. Open your eyes, silly.

You obey, and meet the darkness again. However, a fraction of a second later, the lights flicker on again, and when your eyes adjust, you come face to face with a giant nose.

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Whoops, there's that darkness again. A few seconds later you wake up, soaking wet, under a small Aisha holding an emptied bucket. "Hi! You fainted." Duh.."Did I startle you?" He then erupts into a fit of maniacal laughter. You find this all quite disturbing.

."Who on Earth are you?" You ask, as politely as possible. Ain't on Earth. Neopia., The voice in your head points out. You cringe.

."Why, I'm your coooonscieeeeence!" Says the peculiar little aisha. Name's Tanivan, says your head-voice. "Mrp." Says you.

As a side-note, Mrp is a small sound made by simply combining the sounds of m, r, and p. It sounds like 'Merp,' but not quite. It lacks a vowel, and it therefore requires little effort to say. It is good for conveying discomfort without having to form an entire sentence, or even a whole word, and wasting extra energy. 'Mrp' seemed to be the best and only thing to be said in this peculiar situation.

."Mrp?" Such eloquence.."What does that mean?" What does that mean?

To explain the meaning of the word 'mrp' after saying it completely defeats the purpose. Instead, you decide to snap out of your little trance, and pretend everything is normal. Maybe if you talk to this guy, you think, you'll understand what's going on.

Wha? You mean you haven't figured it out yet? Dense human.."I'm in your BRAIN!" Says the small Aisha, Tanivan, very bluntly. Don't you faint on me again. It's not good to waste water, you know.

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