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*a smell of odorness spreads across the room. You wrinkle your nose, and see a faint mist up ahead of you...* And says the mist,Death? Yes...Death...You shall feel it soon! Do not try to avoid it! At least not with me around...You shall prosper...

*you start to run towards the door, but the mist stops you* STAY!" it growls. You stand, frozen in fear...But of what? This "mist" does not seem scary, but is somehow...scary...

*the mist then changes...shape...You see a blue glowing aisha accompanied by a blue glowing mutant walein* You must...stay...I am lonely..." The aisha seems sad so you walk towards him. Ooops! Bad choice...

BWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!" *the aisha laughs an evil laugh* My first victim!!! You shall join me in the realm of TRUE DARKNESS!!!

A Brief History

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I live such a dreadful life. I used to and I still do now! To describe my baby years...DEATH!!! Yes, I should be happy, but not this time!!! First of all, Sierra didn't let me add spikes to my collar until I was as tall as her stomach in humanoid from and decided to settle it the brute way, and I didn't get my scar of evil from that dumb tow truck until at least 7!!! And my eyes were too big and made me look like a cutesy sissy girl aisha! Plus I was still, uggh, green! Grrr...The pain I went through...And everyone took pity on me when I was...short...Yes, me, KING OF THE DARKNESS!!! Was short...Grrrr...BUT! Exactly three years two months and twenty-eight days afterward year 5, I GREW!!! Bwahahahaaaaa!!! That showed them!!!

Ohh, you!" says a voice. You turn, thankfully. You didn't grow 'till FOUR years after!!! *giggle* Oh, be nice to the visitors!" *in the gloomy doorway you see a girl, of, about...* Fourteen! The name's Sierra! I'm Talcie's owner! Nice to meet'cha!" *you quickly run over and excitedly shake hands. Finally! Someone to take you away from this horrid aisha!* How do you like him? He's sorta, well, rude. But what do you expect him to be?" Oh, goodie! You think. Please, take me away! But...Sierra just turns and says, Hope you have fun!" Sierra walks out and you are left to say, "Oooo...kaay...

The Timeline of a Brat

Year One: I was born. I got my first collar (with a star on it, yecch!)
Year Two: I changed my collar to a skull.
Year Three: I learned how to speak. Got my wristbands (no spikes yet)
Year Four: I learned who to morph to humanoid form.
Year Five: I got my spikes on my collar.
Year Six: Nothing.
Year Seven: A stupid tow-truck ran over me when I was taking out the garbage and left a scar over my left eye.
Year Eight through Thirteen: Nothing.
Year Fourteen: I FINALLY got Blazex, my partner in ruling the world.
Year Fifteen: The annoying Ana comes into my life. Bleecch! *growls* Kill her!!!
Year Sixteen: Mina's page is progressing...
Year Seventeen: Present time.

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Friends & Family

Are you still here after ALL that BORING history? Well, you might as well stay...I do need some new members of evil...But anyways! Sierra forced me to put this section in my page by saying that she would disown Minnie Mouse if I did...Liar. I should of known. Sierra would never disown, sweet, darling polite little Mina! Sheesh! Well, anyways, here it is...Friends and family...Oh, and by the way, if you were wondering, Minnie Mouse if what I call Mina because she reminds me of her...

Friends...

Friends? We won't be seeing much of those...

Ana
Ana's that little brat who keeps on chasing me around town. I wouldn't put her in this section but Sierra made me...somehow. Ana's real name is Ananaeya, which is even worse than Ana! I wish that Ana didn't even LIVE! But, alas, I guess she has to. Ana always clutches onto my head, trying to hug me. Bleah! I tried to make an agreement that if she wouldn't cling that I would teach her how to be evil. She's not evil, and she still clings onto my head!

Family...
Okay, so I gotta have some family...

Mina
Mina is my only sister, and she's a pest, but not as big as a pest as Ana. I enjoy calling Mina 'Minnie Mouse', and I don't think that she likes it! Oddly, though, she doesn't seem to mind. She never gets back at me like Jay, who is Ana's sister, would. Her real name is Minauet, pronounced 'min-nwet'. I prefer it as Minnie Mouse. Mina loves tennis and swimming, and is a year younger than me, and she tries to help Dev, another one of Ana's pestiferous siblings, ('cept he's a boy), overcome his public shyness.

This little flirtatious pipsqueak is the newest member in our family. He's 14, and still isn't even mature, yet! ^_^

Zore
"Mina said this, and I agree, TOTALLY!!! 'Zoradee is...well...ermph! Very "annoying". Grrr! That little prankster! Once he pushed the kirchen table out when he was angry about forgetting that it was Memorial Day and there wasn't school but there was a test he woke up early to study for that was actually the next week, and I had to duck to avoid the fallen table...*growl* Ah, well...He's very flirtatious too...Argh! He just gets me so...so...MAD!!! Well, that's what you get for agreeing to create a 14-year old orange male aisha...He has nice wings, but that pipsqueak doesn't even know how to use them. What a waste of great power!'"

Sierra
As my owner, Sierra is the one who sets the rules, let's me do stuff, let's Mina do stuff...yeah. She's a boring 18 years old. Mina calls her 'Mom", but I think that 'Sierra' is more sophisticated. Sierra likes to call me 'Tacly' (did I mention that Minnie likes to do that, too?) and I hate it! Sierra loves spending ENDLESS HOURS in front of the TV...usually watching soccer or something...She likes the team 'Manchester United' from Europe, and the San Jose Earthquakes from, SAN JOSE! She also likes the (Columbus) Crew's OLD AWAY uniform. They changed ALL the uniforms, ya know. She called them the 'Canary Boys' because of the yellow color. If you'd like to neomail her and chat about soccer or such, click here.

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