I am in no way obligated to lend you anything. I do have a few bits of information that I expect you to know and understand before you even post. And none of the items are for sale!

I will only lend when I make a "Lending Topic" so watch for my lending topics on the Avatars/NeoSignatures board or if you are in my guild and see me on the guild board.

Other lenders are more than welcomed to join in on the topics I start. Just post your own information or links from there, the more the better on a lending board and it lightens the "work" load some. *winks*

Some Information

1. I will ONLY lend for Full Collateral. There will be NO exceptions to this. Full Collateral on some of the items has been changing due to inflation/deflation. I try to put Full at the going asking price according to the Shop Wizard, Trading Post and Auctions. I will try to keep this page updated but if the prices change overnight the collateral changes, end of story. Sorry, if you have only the before inflation collateral but I protect my items.
1a. If you have collateral in pure that is over 800k sorry no longer doing lends through AH it takes too much time but you can buy ETS items and use them for collateral if you wish.
1b. If the collateral needed is over 800k and you do not have pure I will determine if the items you want to offer is worth enough for the item you wish to borrow. I will not just take your word for it. Collateral in items must be ETS (Easy To Sale).

2. Know how to get the avatar. If you do not already know please look it up before you ask to be lent.

3. Have plenty of junk items in your inventory this will help protect the item from random events. You should have at least one Pant Devil Attractor.

4. The item must be returned promptly. If you do not return the item your collateral will be used to replace the item.

5. NO neomails! From now on I will just add those who neomail me on my blocked list on the simple count that I requested no neomails and you couldn't pay attention.

6. Don't offer unless I already approve of the collateral. Those that do will be added to my blocked list. Someone tried to do a quick scam and get me to accept a falsely inflated item so now there are now two ways to be blocked.

7. Patience is key. I only lend to one person at a time, this keeps mix ups in collateral from happening. If your impatient please save both of us some time and move on to another lender. I protect not only my items but your collateral.

8. No heavy chat speak, it hurts my brain.

Guildie Lending

Only Guildies can neomail me concerning lending. Please remember I'm normally only on Neopets on Tuesdays, if you find another lender before I respond please send me another message so I'll know to disregard the looking to be lent mail.

See rest of page for more information to make sure there are no misunderstandings, aka you will still need Full Collateral, ect.

Return to Page Navigation

Question: Do you lend any avatar items?
Answer: Yes I do lend avatar items.

Question:You have Adam I want Adam lend?
Answer: I will not even think of lending out neopoints. It's too risky, takes too much time and if someone has collateral it's normally in HTS items and it has taken me a while to get where I am now so don't even ask. I did it myself and I'm not good at games so can you. Restock, invest, ect.

At Long Last : October 22, 2007
Number Six : Demala Self Earned ^_^

Question: I want this *avatar* will you lend *this item* free? I have vouchers! I have been lent *this* and *this* free! Please?
Answer: About avatar lending. I will never lend anything without full collateral. And do not neomail asking me about it, if I do want to lend out items I will make a board. I do not care if you have vouchers and I have a reason I realize how easy it is to fake vouchers. Even saying we are all on at the same time does not matter. It is too easy to fake by just having more than one browser open. And when it comes to being lent items free from someone else again it is too easy to fake proof.

Question: I want this pet/petpet avatar. Can I borrow your pet with the aged petpet on it?
Answer: I will NEVER EVER lend any of my avatar pets or pets with aged petpets on. So don't even ask. I will not risk my neopets so you can get an avatar.

Question: i sent u a nm and u nver answerd can i barrow ur FQD?!?!?!
Answer: Since you can hardly type without using "chat speak" I will take a guess that you did not read my avatar lending page or my FAQs, which I have since pointed you to. I hope this clears up why I didn't get back with you. I had just deleted your neomail because you did not take the time to read any of the information I have put on my pet's pages for the world to see.

Question: wat is ur prblm with chatspeak? u ddnt lend to me becz of that!
Answer: It for the most hurts my eyes. To me it is no quicker to use chat speak than typing the whole word out and most of you are on the computer enough to get plently of practice typing. Also I do not want to slow down just to try to translate someone's chat speak, sorry I was raised back before there was chat speak and I learned to read the right way the first time. Some chat speak does not bother me near as much so long as it's not over used and those are: lol, rofl, pwn, ect...

Question: it is fster to use chatspeak! and chatspeak is cheaper when *blocked*!
Answer: Okay then following that way of thinking, saying "no" is quicker than "yes" and I'm sure that is not what you want to read but that's how it is. As far as *blocked* goes, that is a completely different forum than a place like neopets in which you can chat for free. I sugguest you use places like this to practice your spelling and grammar, after all it's free.

Return to Page Navigation