You are in a dark room. Standing in front of you is a... no wait, that's not what I wanted to say at all. What I meant was that you were in one of those, um, bright grassy places and was confronted by a... No, no. Now I am all confused. I am sorry, I do not really know how to greet guests. Can I start over?
|Hello, my name is Stinkoman I guess. Though it might be Roland or Allister or Midy or Rudy or Spud. My real full name is Sir Stinkoman-Desu Chibi Megatron Shotarou Sensei-Chan Nya-Nya Kawaii Neko-kun III. Nobody but my parents call me that, though. My parents weren't actually my parents. They adopted me. They were a bunch of 13-17 year old girls who liked anime and squealed a lot and yelled 'glomp' a lot and tugged on my ears and tail. We all lived together in a bunch of huts in the forest. But they lost me in a supermarket and I wound up where I am now.|
Oh Also I'm nine and a half years old
So that was my life story, do you want to see some pictures of me?
Don't steel please! (My parents taught me to say that)
The following were not drawn by me. These were drawn by Ms. nemoy. See? I gave the original artist full credit, just like a good boy.
(She actually drew the majority of the images on this page. You can recognize them because they don't stink near so much as mine!!! Also some of them are drawn by other people. For these cases, they link to the page of the drawer.)
Also also, these are in chorno... chronorog... they are in order that the oldest drawings are at the end. And new drawings are at top.
AND If you click and drag the picture to your URL bar, you can see it in Full Size. Since, they are mostly too big to display here in full.
Actually according to neopets petpage custom, are these supposed to be thought of as like 'photographs'? ??? I do not know these things... I am just a kid... But these images are a good idea of what I look like. They are portraits of high quality
These old ones do not look a lot like me though. Or maybe that is what I used to look like? But I don't remember changing. Life as a neopets sure is strange.
Is that a mullet?
Also also also I drew this one.
I drew this one myself. Hehe, it's not very good... but I did it just the way my parents taught me!
Here's some amazing artworks from amazing people.
I love cute art! Everyone should draw cute art for me!
This is from Lele, who is super amazing.
From my epic (and amazing) friend, Ashel.
This beauty is from the mondo amazing Leefy.
Here's a spiffy one from Raichu, an amazing person.
I drew these portraits of them myself. They are not very good, but I hope you enjoy!!!
Mr Didion lets me take residence in his closet. It is not really as cruel as it sounds.
He also, after seeing this drawing, made me promise never to draw again. That part is exactly as cruel as it sounds.
I don't really think he likes me, to be honest, so I try to stay out of his way.
Mlle Pakulily is my true friend. She is of help to me in learning proper behavior.
I was told I should have a toybox here.
They say adoptables are all the rage.
And you can put them on your page.
I made a set of my own some day. (Though not without the help of nemoy of course)
Are they not lovely?
Yeah I can make a custom one for your pet. Or you can edit the basic one yourself, and just make sure you link back to me. Whatever you prefer.
And here are my own collections. I collect as many as I can so I can be a fully realized Neopet.
... and also I just really really love cute art.
This is a photo of me and Didion at a hoedown.
Original by pokemonloveme88
DUDE THIS ONE'S ADORABLE OH MY GOODNESS!!
OH GOSH CUTE ART, BE MINE
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