List of Charries Morgan: Kidnapper – lower - Slave Kai: Grand Pooha – kidnapper - FLUFFY Wluffy Emily: Elf 1 Kayla: FLUFFY GIANT!!!!! - Bob Eden: Evil Funder – Scarlet Allison: Elf 2 Steffie: Elf 3 Meagan: Elf 4 Parker: Santa – SANTA! Jordan: Narrorater Part one In a dark room, three people who are evil, wholly evil, gather. They talked in hushed tones, evil coming off of them in waves. They talk of doing something so evil you can't even begin to understand! KIDNAPPING SANTA! (make sure you yell it. Be sure to make it silly.) Slave: So, what's the plan? Mr. Wluffy: Flap- Slave! Weren't you listening?! Slave: You mean we were talking about the plan? Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh well, my ipod still rocks your socks! Every one but Slave: Sighs- Headdesk Slave: Was I suppose to headesk? Ohh! Was that a secret :P! OHH!! To WHAT!! TO WHAT!!! Every but slave: Sighs- Scarlet: So, why is she here? Well, anyways, lets just get the to work! –Stalk out- Part 2 Slave: So… What's going on? Mr. Wluffy: Oi! Just hit Santa when he comes down the chimney. Slave: But's Santa! What if we're put on his naughty list! Mr. Wluffy: The COOKIES! Slave: WHERE! Mr. Wluffy: Looks like someone fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down! Slave: Babies are born in stupid trees? I thought you got them from Baby Mart… Mr. Wluffy: Faceplam- Just shut up Slave! Slave: Shut what? Mr. Wluffy: your mouth! Slave: For how long? Mr. Wluffy: Until I say so, or pigs start flying. SLAVE: WHATS THAT! WHATS THAT! IT'S SANTA! IT's Santa! Mr. Wluffy: Be quite it! Not a sound. Slave: But… But… It's Santa! And what if my breathing makes noise? Mr. Wluffy: Then don't breath! Slave: But how do- Mr. Wluffy: Put-s rag into mouth- Santa: Getting out of chimney- Wh- Slave and Mr. Wluffy: Hit- Bob: Meow. – drag the body, into that one area- PART THREE In The room… OF EVIL!!!! AND SANTA COOKIE STEALING! Scarlet: So… Why did we get coal? Why? OR are you trying to be as evil as us? WELL are you! Are you! SLAVE: What's nevill? SANTA: Trying not to laugh- Yes, I have murdered people, and robbed banks! I am e- -Laughing too hard to finsh-

Flying Reindeer? Or Not? I think that the reindeer fly by making the air more solid. So, I guess it wouldn't be so much flying, so much as running. How? Well, I guess, their might be something about the reindeer that makes the air, or something in the air, gather in a heavy enough around their feet for them to walk on it. How Does He Carry So Many Presents? Or Does He Have Help? I don't think that he carries them all at one time. I think he has helpers that take some of the presents, so that's means he can deliver all of them on time, and carry all of them. Naughty/Nice I think the teachers work with Santa and think of evil ways to give us Coal! –Gasp- Okay, not really, but it was fun idea. But anyways, I think he finds out who is nice, and who is evil by, as the song says, watching us. He has people, well elves, do it for him, but it is still the same. How? He has people who work him who watch what you do, and then report back. All goods deeds at put into their own file, and bad into theirs. Elves? I think they are a subspecies of humans. But they were made by Santa, who is not human. Why can't we find his workshop? It's underground, and as the entices is covered by snow most days, it is How can he live so long?