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 It's hard work being an adventure game/ internet superstar.  You see that pile of dung? That's you there, that is. That's your favorite food. *snicker* Now, don't get me wrong here. I'm not a sort of gimboid anorak who would go around making personal webpages for myself under the usual circumstances. However, it seems that in this world, it is imperative to make a "petpage" if you wish to have any say. So, in order for you to understand my plight (and PLEASE help me get out of here!) I have learned some basic petpage-making-skills from this bloke. Very well then, shall we carry on? It often helps to start with some sort of introduction, so here we go… The short version: 
It all started when I was thrown into another dimension to become a sorcerer and save some people, blah blah blah… And then was sent there again to defeat the bad guy once more, ect ect ect…. And was later thrown into a bunch of other incidences there which I don't want to talk about, you know the deal… And finally was sent to this wretched dimension by the one called Zeroro, and for whatever reason as a bird this time. Just peachy.Actually, I've been told that I am not a bird, but a "lenny". Well isn't that just smashing? Gentlemen, upon my investigation, I found that this is the sad species I now belong to: (sorry, the link exploded.) Haha, yes, absolutely SMASHING. That's all I have to say about that, for the time being… toodle pipski! I doubt any of you naffs have ever heard of it, but I'm from a dimension I know as "the real world". Few people here seem to know about it, but in my stay I've stumbled across a few of them. 
EddieRiggs is also an inter-dimensional traveler from the real world! Across seas from where I'm from, sure, but nonetheless it's nice to have someone who's not completely off the trolley to talk to. He was apparently a top-notch roadie. Didion, too, knows of my dimension. He has never been there, but is rightfully fascinated by our technology. He's an alright chap. And finally someone with a sense of humor! We share a common distaste towards… well, towards most everyone. But mostly those faerie blokes. Enough about what I don't like. How about some stuff I do like? -o- Melons. Wait, no, I hate melons. And peaches too. -o- I do like Mahogany, though. But I am allergic to most other kinds of woods. -o- I like my ponytail. It is quite manly, if I do say so myself. -o- And also Simon the Sorcerer Adventure games! I have never played them, but I am the star. Therefore they must be quite dandy. 
I'm not even going to bother outlining my "dislikes" here. I've already published the list in a book. It's called the dictionary.
I don't have anything else on this page yet, so clear off!
TTFN, Simon the Sorcerer. |
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