Last Updated - 9/29/06
Rose finally got around to adding fanart from Paige and Ginny... about time!!

Last Updated - 8/7/06
Thanks to Shori for the Pwnful Pant Devil-shirted custom

Last Updated - 7/30/06
Thanks to Katty for the new fanart... I guess...

Last Updated - 6/24/06
Hmm… looks like we've got a new Special Adoptable out there for all of those American flag-fanatics :p

Last Updated - 5/23/06
We added the Snow Shoyru Adopt for request... even though it's a lame color in my humble opinion.

Last Updated - 5/12/06
Hey, it's ABOUT TIME I got first in my species!! I should have had more than 184 votes, though. Come ON, people!!

Last Updated - 5/5/06
I'm in the Beauty Contest starting today at 4:15, NST - don't forget to vote for me, f00!!

Last Updated - 4/30/06
And thanks to DragonBreeder for a pwnful new pic

Last Updated - 4/26/06
Thanks to Gidgek for the sw33t new fanart

Last Updated - 4/22/06
Thanks to Shoy for the new custom. We also added one for him in return.

Last Updated - 4/11/06
We just added the Christmas Shoyru Adoptable by request.

Last Updated - 3/28/06
Yeah... thanks for voting for me, I finally placed second in my species with 130 votes.

Last Updated - 3/13/06
We've just added the Cloud, Fire, Gold, Orange, Rainbow, Shadow, Sketch, Split, Spotted, Starry, Striped, and White Adoptable colors.

Last Updated - 3/5/06
It's about time Rose got off of her lazy bum and added that fanart from Tryn...

Last Updated - 2/28/06
Thanks to Mindsend for the pwnful new picture of me

Last Updated - 2/12/06
I got a new blog so that Rose could put her "screenies" on my page *rolls eyes*

Last Updated - 1/5/06
We added a fanart from Avalon - Rose sure took her sweet time in uploading it.

Last Updated - 12/26/05
Added the Speckled Adoptable... at least it's green.

Last Updated - 12/12/05
We finally have the Halloween Adopt up - I think that one's a pretty pwnful color...

Last Updated - 11/24/05
We just added the Plushie Adoptable because it was requested. Finally, some work is being done on my set!

Last Updated - 11/16/05
We added the Silver Adoptable because someone wanted it. Maybe it's about time Rose started working more on MY set instead of Godric's :p

Last Updated - 10/29/05
Geez... all these people invading my privacy killed my image host! Whatever, I've got a new, 1337er host now.

Last Updated - 10/28/05
My Pet Spotlight totally OWNED Vyala's AND Brenda's!! *cackles* That's one small step closer to world domination...

Last Updated - 10/10/05
We added the Maraquan Shoyru adoptable... it's a really lame color but I have it now.

Last Updated - 10/3/05
There's a new section on my page for Roleplay information. Check it out if you want to Roleplay with me... I know everyone wants to get a piece of this.

Last Updated - 9/25/05
We added a new fanart from Zippeh. At least someone out there appreciates my supreme awesomeness.

Last Updated - 8/26/05
AUGH! I can't believe I only got 11th place with 71 votes!! Everyone must hate the Pant Devil or something...

Last Updated - 8/22/05
We changed my plushie so that it looks better. Don't freak out if the image changes - it was supposed to *rolls eyes*

Last Updated - 8/19/05
I'm in the Beauty Contest starting August 19 at 5PM, NST - don't forget to vote for me, f00!!

Last Updated - 8/6/05
We made a Collections section for all of my stuff. You should give me more things!

Last Updated - 8/1/05
We've changed the 50x50 Pixel patches that you can adopt - we now have a still and an Animated one. Take one with you, f00!

Last Updated - 7/4/05
We retired my old (crappay) set of Adoptables. You can still adopt them, but you'll have to go to where they're hosted off-site - check the Adoptables section for details. We also added a Family and Petpet Section.

Last Updated - 6/26/05
Well what do you know... looks like I'm finally getting a new petpage blog. It's about time! We also added a Fanart Section.

Last Updated - 6/25/05
My cousin Bennie-buns is making Shoyru Makeables now. I've added one to my customs section if you want to see what they look like.

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Welcome to my 1337 petpage. It's not very cool right now, but that's because Rose put all of her time into making some lame page for that sissy Godric first... But we all know mine should be the best of her pets. She's just taking her time to make sure it's perfect. Fo' shizzle.


My Stats

Name:
SimonTheDragon
Nickname: Simon
Gender: Male
Species: Shoyru
Painted Color: Faerie
Reference: http://www.deviantart.com/view/25239089/
Petpet Reference: http://www.deviantart.com/view/25241717/
Class: Imp Shoyru
Love: *breaks down into hysteric laughter*
Owner: Rose (account)
Element: Trickery
Admires: Dr. Sloth and the Pant Devil
Favorite Item: Pant Devil stuff
Weapons: Yams, dynamite, over-sized mallets, paintball guns
Favorite Color: Green

About Me

Name's Simon and I'm a green Faerie "Imp Shoyru". What's that, you ask? Well, you should know because it's only the coolest type of Shoyru there is. I look a little different - I'm a regular green color, but I have the wings of a Faerie Shoyru. I've also got hair (really h0tt style, too) and freckles on my nose and back. A lot of people say I look "cute"... most guys would be bothered by this, but I'm not. Why? It means I can get away with anything. Stuffing my brother's plushies with fleas? One bat of my eyes and a little watery look and Rose forgets it even happened.

I'm the oldest in my family with the exception of Brenda. She's the only one I don't bother too much... she's nice to me. Godric and Sirius on the other hand? Godric's a big sissy - he's susceptible and he's got a temper. This makes him ideal for pranking. He lets it get to him! xD He's always acting like he's better than me just 'cuz he's bigger. I say his brawn hardly even begins to make up for his severe lack of brains.

Sirius is... different. It's not the same teasing him as it is with Godric. Sirius is an easy target. He's gullible, naïve, and terribly trusting. He seems to think I'm some sort of ideal big brother... I laugh. He's easy to con into things, too. For example, I can say "Hey Sirius, go tell Brenda her casserole's burning and the entire kitchen's on fire." And he'll do it! xD He doesn't even question it, he just goes... what a gag!

Seeing as how my family's such a disappointment, I have to get my inspiration from elsewhere. This was easy to pick, too. The Pant Devil is my hero! I mean, this guy not only steals from whoever he wants, but he never gets caught and he has a flag with UNDERWEAR on it! He is so awesome... it's a pity everyone's so against him all the time - can't they see how great he is?? Of all the villains, he's the greatest mastermind yet! I often wonder what he does with all of the stuff he takes...


Likes/Dislikes


Likes

The Pant Devil
Dr. Sloth
Crazy friends
Pranks and Trickery
I_pwned
Dislikes

Girls
My brothers
Getting caught
Dumb Donksaurs
Bullies and Wanna-bes



Teh Prankster

Many people spend their spare time doing useful things like... knitting, playing sports, reading a book... I spend my spare time pranking. }:)

There are several pranks, of course, you can do just about anything to anyone! The trick is just to not get caught... That's one of the areas I excel in. Some of my favorite things to do are just... mess with people. Mess with their toys, their stuff when they least expect it. Sirius and his Vonroo collection are an easy target - as is Godric and his "girlfriend". Nah, he doesn't really have a girlfriend... but it's a touchy subject for him and the one that really gets him going. Like... I might tell him we got another love letter from his girlfriend and he'll get his feathers all flustered, forcing me to give it to him... only it DOESN'T EXIST! xD What a dork.

As for Sirius, I've done anything from itching powder to food dye to Uni dung. And he still doesn't seem to know it's me! xD I could prank him for ages and he'd never even get close to knowing who it was...

I don't tease Brenda much, but when I do, it's usually a drop of some unusual substance in her cooking. Favorite items include but are not limited to: Tabasco sauce, mold, and toe lint. She, on the other hand, knows it's me... so I can't prank her as often.

Another fun activity would be to throw steamed yams at people, hit them with paintballs, set them on fire, or - a personal favorite - go Kau-tipping. }:)

Possibilities are endless... all you need is the perfect opportunity! Just keep your eyes open; sooner or later some loser will come wandering in just asking to be punished...


My Comic

Now... I know I'm all famous and whatnot. You probably know me from my comic, The Pant Devil's Advocate. It's only like... the best NT comic ever.

Those poor children...
nUmB4H 1 - Issue 164
Click to read
No way am I holding some lame Petpet!
nUmB4H 2 - Issue 222
Click to read
Meet I_pwned
nUmB4H 3 - Issue 224
Click to read
...he's a WHAT!?!?
nUmB4H 4 - Issue 226
Click to read
...can I call him SLIMEon??
nUmB4H 5 - Issue 227
Click to read
We love TPOSG!!! *fangirls*
nUmB4H 10 - Issue 231
Click to read


My Family

Yeah... so my family's just a bunch of losers, but I figure they deserve a section too. I mean, Brenda's okay - and the others are good... as targets...

Rose is my owner. I really hate to let her baby me and stuff, but it pays off. She thinks I'm her precious little angel Shoyru... she couldn't be more wrong. I let her think that, though - it allows me to get away with stuff. She does take care of us, though - so I guess she's good for that.
Brenda is the oldest in the family. Rose adopted her shortly after the rest of us were born so that she could help raise us. She's done a pretty good job too - considering there were three boys }:) I don't trick her as often as the other two because she doesn't deserve it.
Godric... what an ignorant lump. He's younger than me, but he still thinks he "rules the roost". Just because he's morbidly massive doesn't mean he can boss me around... you would think he would have learned by now. Ah well, his stupidity makes him an easy target - I guess I can't complain.
Sirius is the youngest... and the stupidest. I think he's eaten so much plushie fluff that it's starting to go to his brain. That's okay, though - I mean, I like having an idiot for a brother... it makes him easy to manipulate. Besides, he thinks I'm great (can you blame him?), I suppose he's good to have around for that, at least.


Petpet


Korak is such a lame little petpet. He was given to me by my
Aunt Beater when I was still a little runt. I've had him forever, so he's gotten kind of boring... maybe that happens to Donksaurs when they age?

Anyways, one time I was feeling all bored with him while hanging out with Erika so we decided to paint him. It was SO fun!! He didn't like it, of course, he was all squirming and squealing... I wrote my name on one side so that everyone would know who did it. We also drew a big, fat Godric on his other side - because it looked funny. Godric wasn't very happy afterwards, but what's he gonna do? After all, the paint was permanent....

For a while I had a little Slorg as a petpet. Her name was I_pwned and she was actually really sweet once you got used to her. But that stupid Kookith at the Lab Ray killed her!!! I was upset for a little while... until she came back to me in the form of a Greevix. Cool, huh??


My Collections

People like to give me stuff because I'm do cute. That, and I (in Pant Devil fashion) have managed to steal a few things from unsuspecting pets. Everyone needs a place to keep their stuff! Some of my favorite things are any Shoyru, Donksaur or Pant Devil items as well as pranks, and Dr. Sloth stuff.

Want to see my collection? Click on the Pinata below to see all of the stuff I've collected so far.


Also, if you'd like to send something to me that I don't already have, just send it to 'gryffinrose' and Rose will put your name on my Petpage. Some of the stuff on my list is priced in italics after the item's name. The "UB" means unbuyable (duh). The following people have contributed to my collection:

Wishlist
Most wanted items on top and in bold

The Pant Devil - 67K
Pant Devil Plushie - UB
Pant Devil Punch Bag - UB
I Love Sloth Stein - UB
Dr Sloth Plushie - UB
Mutant Shoyru Plushie

Flying Shoyru
Golden Shoyru Book
Shoyru Totem
Mint Chocolate Shoyru
Dark Chocolate Shoyru
Shoyru Helmet
Shoyru Sword
Shoyru Statue
Plain Shoyru Meatball
Onion Shoyru Meatball
Iced Shoyru Meatball
Shoyru Ice Cream Sculpture
Slice of Lime Shoyru Cake
Lime Shoyru Cake
Green Shoyru Tail Armour
Green Shoyru Chest Protector
Green Shoyru Wing Armour
Thornberry Shoyru Sweet
Bouncy Green Shoyru Boots - UB
Chocolate Dr Sloth - UB
Dr Sloth Back Pack - UB
Dr Sloth Bucket And Spade Set - 7K
Dr. Sloth Stamp - UB
Dr. Sloth (TCG) - UB
Faerie Shoyru Morphing Potion - UB
Grinning Sloth Stamp - 37K
I Love Sloth Bean Bag - UB
I Love Sloth Cushion - UB
I Love Sloth Lamp - UB
I Love Sloth Poster - UB
I Love Sloth Rug - UB
I Love Sloth T Shirt - 95K
Pant Devil Balloon - 6K
Pant Devil Yoyo - 7K
The Shadowy Shoyru - 30K

And, since I'm the reason people love us, I have to host the thank-you section for monetary donations to my entire family. What does that mean? It means that if you buy a Sloth Ruler from our shop, we'll use the money towards books, training, or galleries. Unfortunately, I'll have to share the money with the rest of my family too, but... The following people get a special thank you (from Rose) for that:

reinaldo192
kittyat14
foreverloovsetd
ivoryravyn


Fanart

These are all of the pictures that people have drawn for me. I don't blame them... I mean, we all know I'm irresistible. Anyways, because they're drawn of me, that means that ONLY I can use them! So don't be a n00b and steal them, they're MINE! If we see anyone else using these, we'll make sure that you're frozen. Look but don't touch, f00.

Last Updated - 9/29/06
By Ginny
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37839760/
By Paige
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37116006/
By Katty
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/kattygirl89c.jpg
By DragonBreeder
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/dragonbreeder981.png
By Gidgek
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/gidgek.jpg
By Mindsend
http://www.deviantart.com/view/29678831/
By Tryn
http://www.deviantart.com/view/29497840/
By Avalon
http://www.deviantart.com/view/25981228/
By Zippeh
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/ashjo429_2.png
By Rose
http://www.deviantart.com/view/25240988/
By Avalon
http://www.deviantart.com/view/15428574/
By Katty
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11668748/
By Rose
http://www.deviantart.com/view/25239128/
By Rose
http://www.deviantart.com/view/24914263/
By Moosey
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/mooseydoom101.jpg
By Katty
http://www.deviantart.com/view/3491834/
By Rose
http://www.deviantart.com/view/24911667/
By Nicole
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/nicole0929021.gif
By Unknown
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/myst_2000.gif
By BestBeater
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/bestbeater2000b.png
By BestBeater
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/bestbeater2000.png
By Alarasan
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/
simontheshoyru/Fanart/alarasan.jpg
By Rose
http://www.deviantart.com/view/24911603/


Adoptables

Nice try, f00. You can't adopt these things 'til you read the rules first.


  • Do not alter these images in any way. Do not remove the word "Simon", do not change the colors, etc.

  • Do not steal these images for use in the Beauty Contest, Art Gallery, etc. I will find you, and you will be punished if you do so.

  • These Adoptables are only available for adoption through this page and on my website (RoseSagae.com) only. If you find anyone else with a site that lets you adopt one of these images there, please let me know.

  • I am not doing customs right now. Sorry, but my life is too busy for me to make customs... I only do them when I want to and FOR whoever I want to.

  • Though I won't take custom requests, I WILL take color requests. If there is an official Neopets color that I haven't made yet and that you would like me to make, Neomail me and let me know! Chances are, I haven't gotten around to making it, but knowing that someone wants it will put it on the top of the list and I will finish it faster :)

  • To adopt a Shoyru, copy the code provided beneath it. Copy the code EXACTLY and don't alter that code in any way!

  • Jumping Shoyru Adoptables
    These little flying Shoyrus look like they're having so much fun!!
    Original Release Date - 12/9/04
    Last Update - 6/24/06


    Regular - Painted - Special - Customs - Trades - Retired
    Regular


    Red



    Blue



    Yellow



    Green



    Painted


    Brown



    Checkered



    Christmas



    Cloud



    Faerie



    Fire



    Ghost



    Glass



    Gold



    Halloween



    Maraquan



    Orange



    Pink



    Plushie



    Purple



    Rainbow



    Shadow



    Silver



    Sketch



    Snow



    Speckled



    Split



    Spotted



    Starry



    Striped



    White



    Special


    American Pride



    Customs


    SimonTheDragon


    Erika092202


    Junias77


    Shoy4565



    Trades

    Custom Trades for Shoyrus are currently CLOSED

    So you've made it this far, have you? Still interested in trading customs with me? Well, my Shoyrus are detailed customs to make so I have a few rules that you must read before Neomailing me a trade request. Keep in mind, I have been doing Adoptable trades for years. I have learned from several bad experiences that it's best if I make a lot of requirements before I trade. I hope you can understand that.

  • From the time our trade "begins" we each have ONE WEEK to make the trade for the other. That means I expect my custom from you by then. However, I will allow you more time if you need it (for whatever reason) - just ask politely and keep me updated on your progress. We can work something out, I'm sure. :) I've had trouble in the past where I've been cheated out of trades because people conveniently forget or don't pay me back. I'd like to avoid that... This also means that I give you my word that yours will be finished within the same amount of time. If it isn't, then your custom is either free, or you will get any other custom free of charge to make up for me taking too long.

  • You MUST provide me with a full reference picture. I will NOT make customs from descriptions. I eyedropper your images to match the colors exactly - I need an image to do that.

  • Be polite. If you follow all of my rules but are rude to me, then I have any and all right to refuse you. 'Please' and 'thank you' do more than you may think. Respect me and I will respect you in return.

  • I will only trade for full-bodied Shoyrus! This means your adoptable must be Shoyru-shaped and it must be a full body. Not just a head, not just half-a-Shoyru, the whole thing. My adoptables are full-bodied, so I'd like to trade for a full-bodied adopt in return. Be sure to make sure that the set you want to trade is open, and be sure to specify which set you want to trade for.

  • I will provide an "Adoptable Trade Request Form" below. Copy that exactly and Neomail it to me to start a trade. If you do not follow this rule, then I will ignore your Neomail.

  • This goes without saying, but any trades with me will be trading for customs of my Shoyru, SimonTheDragon (nickname: Simon). His full ref can be found here:
    http://www.deviantart.com/view/25239089/
    Every detail to his design can be seen on that - if you have any questions about it, feel free to ask.

  • It's always a good idea to save any custom I make for you to your own computer. There's no telling when my server will go down - this way you'll always have it. If you upload it to your own server, please be sure that you still link it back to Simon's page.

  • If you have any questions about my trades, please don't be afraid to Neomail me and ask. Trust me, it's better to ask a simple question than to royally mess up and annoy me later on ;) Make sure you include the species/set that you are talking about, though, so I know which one (I have a lot or adoptable sets, so I need for you to be specific!)

  • Okay... I think I've covered everything. If I haven't scared you away yet AND if you've read all of the rules twice you may now Neomail me with the Adoptable form.

  • Pet's Full Name and Nickname:

  • Pet's Species:

  • Pet's Full Picture Reference (provide actual link):

  • Where will you use your new custom?

  • Example of the Shoyru Adoptable set you will be trading with (actual link):

  • Where should I link your adoptable back to? (provide actual link)

  • Have you read all of my rules and will you swear to follow them?


  • Thank you for considering a trade with me :) I hope you will be happy with your new pixel Shoyru!


    Retired

    Looking for my other set? I'm sure several of you remember the "Lying Shoyrus" ;) Well, they've been retired, so they're no longer located on Simon's page. However, if you're still looking to adopt one, you can find them at the link below:


    http://www.rosesagae.com/ArtStories/Art/adoptables.htm



    My Customs

    Yeah... some people have even been cool enough to make me a custom. Marvel at them - because they share my awesome looks. Anyone who wants to make me one is welcome... I know my cool design is hard to resist.



    Roleplay

    So you'd like to Roleplay with Simon, huh? Well, great! But don't think you're going anywhere right away, there are a few things that I want to get across before you Neomail me. Most of what I'm about to tell you can be clarified more in
    Simon's F.A.Q.s, My F.A.Q.s, and at Igan's RP Guide.

    Before you decide on a pet that you want to meet Simon, there are a few things to keep in mind. First off, just because we RP them, that doesn't necessarily mean they'll become best friends or mates or whatever so don't count on it. We are RPing solely to introduce our pets. Whether they become friends/enemies/whatever is up to how they react to each other - nothing is guaranteed. If you just want to RP so your female Shoyru can use Simon as a status symbol, FORGET IT. The same goes for art - I rarely draw fanart and, when I do, it's either for my sisters or it's for friends I've had for years. So if you're RPing with me just to get free art/adoptables - find another sucker-artist to pester.

    There are a few things that you should know about Simon before you decide to RP with him. Now, just because I'm going to share these with you doesn't necessarily mean that your pet knows them. For instance, Simon is a very rude little Shoyru. He likes nothing more than to cause trouble and wreak havoc. He also has no problem talking back to, teasing, or making fun of anyone bigger or stronger than him. He has a slight soft spot for pets that are smaller than he is (which isn't many, since he's so teeny) because he used to get teased a lot when he was a kid :( His favorite people to tease are the big bully types - which is why he bothers his brother Godric so much. He tends to quiet up when either Rose or Brenda are around because he doesn't want to ruin his 'innocent' reputation with either of them. Simon idolizes Neo villains such as the Pant Devil and Dr. Sloth and wants to be the next major Neo Villain in a plot x) And, since he's so occupied with pranking and taking over Neopia, he does not (and probably never will) want to ever settle down. The only girl outside of his family that he's ever liked was Erika and he definitely has no romantic feelings towards her. He's just... not a romancer. He is often very bored with his petpet and tends to use the poor thing as an object to throw or a prop stand-in for pranks. To learn more about Simon, see him in 'action', and read more into his history, be sure to check out his Story Section!

    Now, if you think you have a pet that might get along (or clash - because opposites/rivalries are really fun too), read Simon's F.A.Q.s, check my Lookup to see if RPs with Simon are open, and then go ahead and drop me a Neomail! Be sure to tell me which one of my pets you want to RP with, tell me which one of your pets you want to use and any important info about them. I want to be sure that they are compatible with Simon (whether positive/friendly or negative/enemy). I'm also open to 'cluster RPing' too x) If you want to RP your family with the GryffinRose family (Godric, Brenda, Simon, and Sirius) - that could be a lot of fun, too! Once I think our pets could have a good RP, I'll usually say something like "Okay, why don't you send an intro." You can start RPing with your next Neomail.

    Don't worry about being super-formal, because it doesn't really matter to me. I do prefer the Story-style over Chat-Style (refer to my RP Guide if you don't know what that means), but I will follow whichever mode you are most comfortable with :) Do be warned, though, if I get bored or if things just aren't working out, I'll either seriously slow replies or I'll just stop replying altogether. I also go through 'busy periods' where I may only reply once a week. This is normal for me so don't Neomail me saying "omg howcome you haven't replied, it's been like four days!!!" :p

    Thank you for reading all of that - I look forward to RPing with you. I'm sorry there's so much to be said on this subject, but I've had a lot of bad experiences in the past - everything from people using my characters for popularity to people using me for free art. I'm just trying to avoid these things from happening any more than they have to :)


    Frequently Asked Questions

    Please read these before Neomailing my owner... she goes all crazy when people don't read 'em.

    The following questions are specific to Simon. For all of my F.A.Q.s, general to all of my pets/accounts/everything you'd want to know, please check Brenda's Page :)

    Simon-Specific Questions

    How did you afford a Faerie Paint Brush??
    Lots of saving x33 As soon as Faerie Shoyrus came out, I knew that Simon had to be Faerie - so I saved! I don't remember exactly, but I think his PB cost somewhere around 600K-700K.

    Can my pet date Simon??
    XD!!!! I can't really imagine anyone dating Simon... xD He's not really the romantic type and he'd probably rather stuff his nose with yams rather than ever kiss someone. (Please read the FAQ question regarding RPing on Brenda's Page, read Simon's section on "Roleplay" {above}, and check my lookup before Neomailing me to RP)

    Can Simon be friends with my Shoyru/Pet??
    He's not very friendly... but if you think they might have something in common, you're welcome to Neomail me x3 It's worth a shot. (Please read the FAQ question regarding RPing on Brenda's Page, read Simon's section on "Roleplay" {above}, and check my lookup before Neomailing me to RP)

    Can I draw a picture for Simon?
    Yeeeey!! ^^ Of course you may!! We love getting fanart!

    Why is Simon so mean?
    That's just the way he is. I've tried to talk him into being more polite, but he just insists on being cruel. Don't mind him - and don't let him get to you ^^;;

    OMG cute Greevix!!
    Thank you! We bought her for around 30K and attached her on 5/27/06 after 6 minutes and 328 refreshes!

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    Screenies

    *sigh* Rose said she's using MY page to host her stupid screenies. I told her she should find someone else, but she insisted on using mine. Oh well, at least I get to introduce them... I'll put her oldest ones on the bottom and her newest ones on the top. If you want to start with the oldest and work your way up,
    click here.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/30/06, 9:51 PM
    Weirdest. FB. Glitch. Ever. Rose misfired a rainbow bubble which bounced off the wall and landed in an empty space on the top. It turned into a Nova and the Nova didn't blow up - there was no way to get rid of it, too, so we had to end the game.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/20/06, 8:29 PM
    Rose visited Turmie practically every day before he finally ate a Mummy Baby that we were labbing. Go here for Turmie times.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/12/06, 1:01 AM
    They're one of my favorite bands so I was excited when this av came out. I was one of the first people to get it, too because this was the first time they played after the av was released. We watched tickets sell out in less than 30 seconds - it was incredible.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/11/06, 3:20 PM
    This was one of Rose's most-wanted avs. For the record we asked answered it with "You offering a can of what what what!

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/10/06, 4:05 PM
    Here's one that only took a few weeks of practice. Now it's one of Rose's favorite games for quick NP. I think this is the guide we used.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/8/06, 9:43 AM
    This one came out early so Rose grabbed it up while she could (mailing to herself again...).

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/4/06, 2:55 PM
    This is one of Rose's most treasured avs because it's probably one of her rarer ones. She had a good round and finally made it past the level she could never beat. This guide was the one we used.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 4/1/06, 6:45 PM
    Rose tried for this one for months. She said "as soon as I get this avatar, I'm never playing this game again." And you know what... she hasn't played it since :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/22/06, 7:13 PM
    This is one you just have to sit down and do. Rose found the anagram solver here to be very helpful: http://avatar.starried.net/elivthade/solver.php

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/19/06, 3:47 PM
    This took us a long time... one of Rose's friends from the Neoboards was nice enough to point her in the direction of games she still needed to play. (Thanks, Shadow!!) You can find a good list of games here.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/19/06, 3:09 PM
    We go to the Symol hole 3 timesa day every day... and it took us this long to get this av. Rose was so happy that she got it that she painted Cuddles to celebrate.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/17/06, 4:29 PM
    Rose always loved this avatar. It's actually a pretty fun game, too, once you get the hang of it. Just make sure you know what the score needs to be so you don't send your score too early (like Rose did) and have to play it all over again :p Good guide here.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/17/06, 12:19 PM
    It took us so long to get this one that Rose was beginning to think it was only available in IE (like that darn Grarrl Keno one...)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/14/06, 10:48 PM
    Gee. What's wrong with this screenie? See if you can spot it yourself. If you can't let's just say I'd be awfully mad if I was one ot the top 8 players in Neopia and all I got was a bronze trophy.... (this has been corrected).

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/9/06, 8:43 PM
    Rose likes to screenie spelling errors she finds on the site. This one has since been corrected, BTW.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/8/06, 11:34 PM
    Rose practiced this one all the time and she kept improving. Finally, one time when she was doing really well and getting a lot of extra lives to keep her going, she saw the POSG head scoop! She lost a life diving for his head, but that 1000 point bonus is the only reason she got the av. She was so excited too, that she screenied it anyway even though (as you can see) Firefox blocked our avatar popup :p Good ICM Guide here.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/3/06, 12:19 PM
    This one took about two weeks of practice, but now Rose is pretty good at it. The guide we used was lost when the owner was frozen, but one of Rose's friends has a new guide out that we like. Visit it here.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/2/06, 4:55 PM
    This was the last Pet/Petpet av Rose needed. It's also further proof that you can get them from zapped petpets. (Thanks Shadow!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/1/06, 10:23 PM
    This game's actually pretty cool once you get the hang of it. Rose likes it and says she'll probably go for a trophy some day. PS - if you want a good guide for it, we used this one. (someone Rose knows wrote that one - it's pretty good)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 3/1/06, 6:30 PM
    These petpets are pretty cool. It came attached to a cool mutant pet, too. (Thanks, Cupcake!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/28/06, 8:17 PM
    Another lame petpet one. At least it's not named "eatmysox" or something. (Thanks Kelila!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/27/06, 8:09 PM
    This avatar's okay. Rose almost forgot that you got it by feeding, though.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/26/06, 1:49 PM
    Heartless. SHE'S HEARTLESS!!! ;____;

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/26/06, 12:50 PM
    ...aaaand another petpet one :p (Thanks Aina!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/25/06, 5:18 AM
    Again, Rose was so glad to have found a lender that she was even willing to set her alarm and wake up to do the lend at 5 AM. Can you say "mental"? (Thanks, Kate!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/24/06, 11:10 AM
    Rose felt extremely honored to be lent a Draik. Nice to have it on this account when she has it on like... all her others. (Thanks Allie!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/22/06, 8:24 PM
    Yet another borrowed pet :p (Thanks Faerie!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/22/06, 8:01 PM
    I guess she finally decided to stop being cheap and hand over the real goods. You know she visited us like 80 times before finally coughing up the av...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/21/06, 9:42 PM
    Another pet borrow. This avatar is so boring. (Thanks Erica!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/21/06, 8:21 PM
    Another lend - this was a lucky one too, because we almost lost the pet. Not that I would have cared, but I think Rose would have gone insane.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/20/06, 3:42 AM
    After years of visiting the Snowager three times a day (I'm not kidding here) we finally got this av. And, of course it was me who got blasted... go figure xP

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/19/06, 12:46 AM
    One of Rose's friends was lucky enough to lab an IQ so Rose got to borrow it. (Thanks, Leah!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/19/06, 12:39 AM
    Rose also got the Mootix Av through him too, but she missed it by refreshing too much :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/17/06, 7:09 PM
    Rose has this one on another account, but this time we got it on my account.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/16/06, 6:20 PM
    This is another one of Rose's favorite pet avs. I think Blumaroos are lame. (Thanks, Eva!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/16/06, 5:00 PM
    This is one of the easier game avatars... once you know how to do it. The first time Rose played it through, she didn't know the code (type "shepherd" at the beginning to double your points) so she played it the whole way through and scored 10 less than the avatar score. Took her several hours, too. Then she wizened up and learned the code and she got the av in no time.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/15/06, 6:40 PM
    ... further proof that you CAN get a petpet av with a zapped petpet. (Thanks, Eva!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/14/06, 1:55 PM
    Rose and Mindsend split the cost of the card so that they could both have the sidebar. This is the Neomail Rose got when Mindsend sent her the card.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/14/06, 12:57 PM
    Rose has always loved this avatar. Personally, I think Rukis are lame. Particularly if they're named "Vyala". (thanks, Karen!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/14/06, 3:19 PM
    Rose and Mindsend went all fangirly on the POSG for V-day and he actually replied... what the...?

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/13/06, 9:30 PM
    This was our first Kad. Rose was so excited that she couldn't believe it. She still really stinks at feeding them, too.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/13/06, 10:32 AM
    This one's really easy if you just sit down and do it. Of course having an optical mouse, clear desk, and game on full screen mode help a lot too...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/13/06, 1:13 AM
    This was one of the pet avs Rose wanted the most. She thinks Snowbunnies (*gag*) are adorable. (Thanks Amos!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/13/06, 9:43 AM
    This one was released early... and Rose was lame and just sent it to herself xD

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/12/06, 8:56 PM
    And we got the other Meepit-themed avatar in the same day :p Rose wouldn't have gotten this one so easily if Mindsend hadn't explained her strategy behind it :p

    Account: Wyomingal23 Date: 2/12/06, 5:44 PM
    Rose gets mistaken for a lot of other people... this time it was her sister, Yoshi. And no, they are not the same person, nor does Rose "own" her sister. That'd make for a pretty messed up family if you ask me :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/12/06, 3:28 PM
    Another n00b. Usually Rose just deletes the stupid Neomails, but we found the "subject" to this one interesting... and Rose couldn't resist that reply....

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/12/06, 2:35 PM
    n00bs. For the record this was a Pirate PB that Rose was trying to sell at the time... We usually find that anyone who uses the default Faerie Avs is a n00b x 1000.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/12/06, 2:23 AM
    And we got to borrow a Snow pet... this was before Rose's labbie turned snow *shrugs* (Thanks Amos!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/12/06, 2:14 AM
    After playing this game every day for a month or so, Rose finally got the hang of it. She still plays it every now and then, too - easy money.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/11/06, 1:20 AM
    We borrowed a Pink Buzz for the avatar and fed it Buttered Popcorn :p (Thanks, Amos!)

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/10/06, 10:03 PM
    Someone was nice enough to let us borrow their Jetsam. Rose told me to be sure to say "Thanks, Jake!" when I posted this screenie.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/9/06, 5:48 PM
    We were just labbing a random pound rat. I think that's the Tusky that got us the spotted avvie.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/6/06, 11:27 PM
    They say this av takes 18 hours to complete. But Rose did it all in one day. She just sat down and played it through (taking breaks of course). She used to play this one all the time before the av came out, so I guess it wasn't that hard for her to catch back up. BTW, if you want to see the troops she used to beat it, you can still see them here. And if you're looking for good IOM guides, we used this one, this one, and this one. The third one's probably the easiest to follow.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/6/06, 8:35 PM
    I'm not sure why we did it in Spanish... I think he refused the item Rose bought to feed him. *shrugs*

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/5/06, 3:23 PM
    Look what we found in someone's shop when we were trying to price the one the Kiosk gave us! Of course we weren't sure if it was unbuyable and went to check its price on the SSW. We resold it for around 99k.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/5/06, 3:13 PM
    ...have I ever mentioned how much we love the Ice Caves Scratchcard Kiosk?

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/5/06, 12:51 AM
    ...and mutated a minute later! Oh well, at least they went back to the pound as a limited color and no longer dying :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/5/06, 12:50 AM
    ... only to get fed and morphed a minute later...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/5/06, 12:49 AM
    Poor, starving pound pets...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/4/06, 1:01 AM
    Hooray, another Jhudora av... and she still has one eye.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/3/06, 11:22 PM
    Rose was EXTREMELY lucky to get lent this plushie on this night it came out - prices were still climbing, too - Rose was able to borrow it for only 600K collat :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/2/06, 8:16 PM
    Don't you just love it when you start a game of Bilge Dice like this?

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/1/06, 1:40 AM
    This was the highest Rose could get on the table before she was bumped off. She didn't get the avatar (obvious why - she stinks at that game), so she'll have to try again some other time.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/1/06, 1:32 AM
    Here was her best for Maths Nightmare... another sad score, but at least she had a closer shot at this one. Still no av for that game, though.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 2/1/06, 12:27 AM
    Well yeah I'd need a drink to swallow that... those things are NASTY!

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/31/06, 11:14 PM
    What the.... THIS AVATAR SHOULD BE BANNED!!! It is just CRUEL to do to the poor Pant Devil!! I mean, what'd he ever do to anybody!?!

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/30/06, 8:01 PM
    You know... both of those pictures really make it seem like Jhudora only has one eye...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/30/06, 8:01 PM
    We won the 45th Contest with a really lame entry... here's Rose's "winning entry": http://www.deviantart.com/view/28413131/

    Account: Wyomingal23 Date: 1/30/06, 7:12 PM
    We only got it on this account because that's the only one that did anything for the plot :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/26/06, 3:57 PM
    One of the easier game avs - but we never tried for it until it was the BTY game. Rose actually got pretty good that week, too - she just never made it past the BTY score...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/22/06, 2:49 PM
    As pathetic as it is, this was the crowning achievement in Rose's life... She wouldn't even listen when I tried heckling her about how far it still was from the Lucky Streak av...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/20/06, 11:47 PM
    Rose was really excited when she got this one... we also saved the "stats" here so that you can have a look if you're still trying to figure out the secret behind this avatar...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/20/06, 10:48 PM
    Psssh... I didn't think Godric would be able to beat the Black Pteri either. He just got lucky.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/20/06, 10:54 AM
    Brown-beaker :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/19/06, 8:09 AM
    Rose never would have made it if she hadn't taken Beths advice and just started using the expensive cheese :p We used the "Warty Blue Cheese".

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/19/06, 6:10 AM
    Yeah... only after several months of doing quests for this stupid witch. One thing that's always bothered me... what's that tool in her hand and what does she use it for? o______O Do I even want to know?

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/15/06, 9:07 PM
    Rose wouldn't have gotten this avatar if Mindsend hadn't taught her how to play the game :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/14/06, 2:14 AM
    I have no idea who this lady is... but she kind of looks familiar... I just can't quite place my thumb on it...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/14/06, 2:13 AM
    OF COURSE I FREAKING PASSED THE TEST!!!! NOW GIVE ME THE AVATAR!!! .... it's.... so.... perfect.... so.... little and perfect.... ^_______^

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/13/06, 11:47 PM
    Okay, so this avatar took Rose DAYS to complete.... and then she just threw it all away in the end. *shakes head*

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/10/06, 11:10 PM
    Illusen gives out the lamest prizes...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/4/06, 1:27 PM
    Rose never would have gotten this avatar if Auntie Yoshi hadn't taught her how to play....

    Account: PurplePadfoot Date: 1/4/06, 12:19 PM
    Grover fished this one up at level 81. None of us could get it until I finally did at level 99 on February 15th. Don't ask me why I had so much trouble grabbing one... I guess Titanic Squids just like fruity Blumaroos with a bad fashion sense.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 1/2/06, 11:04 PM
    Rose gets all tickled when things like this happen to Godric since he's her "BD pet" *rolls eyes*

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/27/05, 10:28 AM
    This one was spotted at the bottom of the Stats Page. We have no idea what an "Elefante" is... unless it's some broken cousin of the Elephante.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/27/05, 10:21 AM
    To me it's obvious why he threw her out. Just look at that joke! Rose has a terrible sense of humor!

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/24/05, 11:05 AM
    .... it must have been two-for-one day at the Book Shop that day or something....

    Account: MagiRose Date: 12/22/05, 10:08 AM
    Our first visit from Jacko after playing for almost 4 years. Rose is saving it in hopes that she can paint Romani's Horus some day.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/18/05, 5:52 PM
    It's a good thing Rose doesn't take us there anymore... Godric would have probably caused the Soup Faerie to go broke with the amount of stuff he eats every day.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/12/05, 11:51 PM
    Seeing that wimpy Blumaroo beat up like that just gets me every time xD

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/12/05, 11:40 PM
    We probably would have had this one sooner if someone would have bothered to tell us it was only available in IE....

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/9/05, 2:25 AM
    We lost over 5K on this one... but Rose wanted it for Igan's Gallery anyways.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/9/05, 2:06 AM
    We lost about 3K on this one... but Rose didn't want to waste time haggling in a shop she was unfamiliar in *shrugs*

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/8/05, 7:49 PM
    Damnit, Rose! Why did I always have to be the one who got beat up by that messed up lever!? At least we probably only lost about 5K on this one... it came fast for us.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/8/05, 12:00 AM
    She sniped the piñata off of the Superwiz as a buyable price... so I got to demolish the thing!

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/6/05, 9:39 PM
    Rose got impatient and started buying over-priced items in the end just to get it overwith. And she ended up taking almost an entire week to sell everything :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/6/05, 8:45 PM
    This one was pretty cool because I got to run around breathing on people for the rest of the night. :D

    Account: MagiRose Date: 12/1/05, 3:06 PM
    This Tuskaninny was one we were labbing at the time, so Rose got that avatar then too. We have it on my account now, this was just the first time we got it.

    Account: Wyomingal23 Date: 12/3/05, 1:11 PM
    Even though Bennie wasn't on the right account, Rose fed her for the avatar anyways. We did get it later on my account, though - Bennie just got it for us first because she turned into an Elephante via the lab ray.

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/1/05, 6:20 PM
    We sold it for over 70K... I wish he would have stuck around for longer, though :(

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 12/1/05, 4:29 PM
    Godric was strutting around for an entire day after winning this match. I'll admit, it was pretty cool to get both at the same time but geez...why'd it have to be Godric?? Dx

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 11/30/05, 6:33 PM
    We've also re-won this about a million times since... Still waiting to win that Tyrannian PB or Mazzew...

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 11/29/05, 9:33 PM
    I don't think "prize" can be used to describe the three junk items we found in our inventory after "winning".

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 11/29/05, 2:48 PM
    This one actually came surprisingly fast. We only had to play it a few times :p

    Account: GryffinRose Date: 11/29/05, 11:40 AM
    He'd have to be really hungry if he'd eat that crap! I tried to get Rose to let me keep him (and get rid of Korak) but she wouldn't let me xP