Comedy is Tragedy without the epilogue.

Y'ello, fellow! a voice comes out of the bushes, shortly followed by a scrambling Lupe.Course, I didn't rightly know if you were one. A fellow, that is. Bushes don't make it easy to tell, you know. She has on a white skull-like mask, the mouth curled around in an incorrigible grin and the pitch black eye holes contriving to beam cheerfully nonetheless.

Comedy's my name, and comedy's the game, she continues brightly. Lot easier to remember that way, after all. If Tragedy was comedic and I were tragic, we'd never keep things straight. It's confusing enough for most people that we're the same person. If it weren't for the masks, you'd never tell us apart except by which of us was ticklish. And contrary to what Tragedy would have you think, it's her. Hee hee... she says that's not funny. But that's not exactly her area of expertise, now is it?

But you probably want to hear a bit about us. We're kind of like sisters, 'cept one of us is in the other's head. If I had to guess, I'd say I'm in hers, since her mind'd have more room for it. She's always thinking deep thoughts and the like, while my motto is live for the moment. Unless of course you're telling a joke, then you're busy living for a few moments later when you tell the punch line.

But like I was saying, about us. I like talking to people a lot and making them laugh. It's also kind of fun getting them mad and watching them say something stupid. Tragedy tends not to approve much of that, though, so I mostly save it for people who really deserve it. I can't stand not doing anything, however, and Tragedy also says I don't really watch out for other people's emotions. Sometimes I think she spends a bit too much time watching out for theirs and not her own. People are tough, and they can take a joke now and then.

Traj, on the other paw, likes talking to just one person at a time and enjoys making them think. She's fond of poetry, too, sort of like I think rhyming is fun. While she might not seem like the friendliest person at first, she's actually not as gloomy as you might think and is really nice. She lets me stay out most of the time, since I get to feeling a bit cooped up if nothing's happening. I try to pay attention to when she wants to come out, though, since she doesn't usually say.

Speaking of which, she hasn't had a whole lot of conversation lately. Would you mind saying hi? Keep in mind if you're mean to my sis, though, that Punch and Judy is a comedy, too.

Show Your Enthusiasm

Hey, you think you're funny? You got that knack for talking your way in and out of trouble, or love to live life day by day? Take one of these to show your proficiency in comedy. So long as you refer the enquiring individuals back to myself, you're welcome to one. And who knows; if you really get me in the funny bone, I might even give it a bit of a personalized touch-up.


It's a joke, it's a laugh
It's a riot and a half
I hope that you can see
Cuz this is Comedy

It's a play at the end
Of these hours that we spend
But give it a smile
And forget for a while

It's a front, it's a show
But nobody needs to know
Grin right through your fears
The mask will hide your tears

Midget Clones!

Follow Me

Notes:

Comedy: Eclectic, cheerful, outgoing, loves to joke even at other's expense, noisy, greater tendency to ignore Tragedy, loves puns and quick rhymes, simpler person, doesn't hold onto emotions as long, better at mustering 'neutral emotions' (ie, anger, jealousy, fear), reckless, puts up with Tragedy like an older sister, knows trivia, doesn't think ahead, hates boredom, quick to voice criticism.

Associated With: Luck, cheer, rhymes, songs, common people, sudden events

Comic Figures

Crooks, performers, and people who can remain sarcastic in the face of incalculable odds
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New audiences
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There is no Tragedy that was never a Comedy.

Good evening, the voice sounds from behind you. I hope Comedy hasn't sent you to try and cheer me up, the Lupe continues, stepping around you in a deliberate motion and turning to face you while settling down into a sitting position. She means well, to be sure, but sometimes I'm not sure she understands she shouldn't put people to the trouble. I do try to keep track of her, but sometime I get a bit... preoccupied. The Lupe's face is concealed behind a bony mask, the holes for the eyes drooping and the mouth turning down in a theatrical frown. Tear drops are etched symetrically on either side of the false face, giving the impression of mourning.

You'd think it would be easier to pay attention to yourself, but I do try to avoid meddling too much. She pauses, her features hidden behind those of the mask. But I suppose I ought to start with introductions. I'm Tragedy, if the mask hasn't already given it away. Comedy's listening in at the moment, and says she didn't do it this time. If that's the case, thank you for dropping in. If it isn't, I appologize that she roped you into this.

Perhaps it's best to explain before you get the wrong idea about the two of us. We're not the irreconcilable opposites you might expect. Tragedy and Comedy go hand in hand. They each serve different purposes, of course, but they're not exactly opposites.

A tragedy doesn't have to have an unhappy ending. They generally do, but that's because a tragedy is a serious look on life, meant to make you think. They show the dangers of hubris, the self-destructive pride that has led to the downfall of countless great warriors, leaders, and heroes. Their aim is catharsis, a cleansing of emotions by experiencing them. They show the crumbling of nobility, bravery, and wisdom in face of fate and choice. Sometimes they show redemption, but sometimes it is simply left to the audience to learn the lesson taught.

Comedy, similarly, does not always end happily. It concerns itself with the everyday man, and teaches by making light of things. Its lesson is to the foolish, not the proud, and the actors subject themselves to chance and fortune rather than choice and unyielding consequence. They are laughed at, sometimes for their good luck and sometimes for their pain. If Tragedy strives for wisdom, Comedy aims for cleverness.

Well, I believe Comedy's getting a little bored, though she won't admit it. If you care to stick around and say hi, please do.

Hide Your Sorrow

I would be remiss if I didn't provide support for other tragic individuals like myself. If you're the sort who sees the big picture, takes solace in art, or just likes peace and quiet, feel free to take a mask. Just make sure to send people back here. If you'd like a personal touch to it, let me know, and I'll see if I can manage it.


Nothing more of
What once was here
For nothing's come
For what was dear
We've reached the end
Of all our hope
As we've reached
The entire scope
Finally saw
What lies ahead
Finally turned
Around instead
Behind us lay
What used to be
What was behind
Was what was me
Sitting sadly
In tracks I left
Only sitting
All but bereft

Reflections

Notes:

Tragedy: Strong sense of irony, more normal of the two, calm, somewhat sad, logical, quiet, defers to Comedy normally, likes thoughtful poetry, more resigned, better at maintaining feeling, humble, cautious, deals with errors of Comedy's (heh...), smart/wise, fatalistic, likes conversation, hates pride and dishonesty, considers words carefully.

Associated With: Fate, gloom, poems, dirges, heroes and royalty, gradual shift

Tragic Figures

Animosity, lunacy, and nobility
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Strangers I have heard tales of
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All Friends Say Goodbye



Music credit:
ReMixer: Neil Benjamin
Composer(s): Kimmo Kajasto, Kärtsy Hatakka
Publisher: Gathering of Developers, 2001
Song: Max Payne Theme
From ocremix.org

Content credit:
Images by a friend, used with permission
Background and writing by me.





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