The Truth About Fish

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So, guest, have you ever wondered how TNT is obsessed with fish? Everywhere you go there's fish: fish pets, fish items, fish in games, well, even a whole game dedicated to fish! Don't you ever wonder... Is TNT conspiring with the fish for ebil Neoworld domination?



The Games
There are many examples of fish in games. Hasee Bounce is a fun little game with two fat Hasees jumping on a seesaw, getting pretty doughnutfruit in all sorts of colors. Everything's happy, until... The Fish Doughnutfruit arrives! *dun dun dun* Worth 50 points, this doughnutfruit is the most expensive one in the game, and you try to get it at all costs, even at the horrible price of swallowing the icky dung. Yes, my friends, this Fish Doughnutfruit is pure evil, as it lures you to your doom...




Ice Cream Machine is another little pawn in TNT's conspiracy. While running around to the tune of happy hillbilly music, you try to avoid scoops of ice cream while getting bonuses. The most expensive bonus? Fish scoop. Not only is this disgusting if you actually ate fish ice cream in real life, but in the game, the Fish Scoop is usually surrounded by other scoops that act as bodyguards. Your character, Adee, races across the screen to reach the treasure, but is treacherously squished by one of the evil ice cream scoops….



Imagine this. You play a happy little Meerca in Meerca Chase II who loves to eat neggs. Sure, your tail does get longer each time you eat one, but it's better than having your nose get longer like Pinnochio's every time you tell a lie (because lying and all forms of stealing and cheating are very bad. ^^ *tsk tsk*). You zoom around the screen, gathering neggs and avoiding the big bad red ones. The biggest prize to get? A Fish Negg. In each and every level, that Fish Negg is worth the most points. What you don't know, is that the Fish Negg is secretly in cahoots with the evil red neggs. Trying to avoid the red ones while getting that elusive Fish Negg is hard to do. You either run into a wall and get a bad bump, have a nasty run-in with the red negg, or you thwap yourself in the face with your tail. All of that is not worth this seemingly innocent Fish Negg.



Wow... Fish really are all the rage these days. After Maraqua won the war, a new game was introduced, dedicated to the fish: Underwater Fishing. In a cavern, you sit on the dock with your fishing pole, with no cares in the world, just waiting for the fishies to bite. But trouble may just be brewing under the calm waters... Be careful, and never fish alone. Something might just *pull* on your pole a little bit too hard... the fish are smarter than they seem. That avatar that you can get (You must be *lucky* enough to catch a Giant Squid) isn't worth being dragged into the depths of Maraqua…






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