About Me


Hi. My name is Eggberta, at least that's what my friends in the Purge Chat calls me. I am the biggest procrastinator in the world. I actually had this About Me written by someone else. Yes. I'm THAT much of a procrastinator.

I love sandwiches. And I actually have an account named Damaged_Sandwich. Except I don't like damaged sandwiches. I don't know how they taste like. I love eggs.

I also get warned a lot. Or suspended. But that is because I speak my mind a lot. Or maybe I just said something like Goldfish. Or Fred. Oh... oops. My bad. Please don't warn me.

I actually like mysterious, creepy things. That's why I don't like Bieber or Edward. They sparkle so much for my taste. I like glitters - not for designing, but to blow them on people's eyes to hurt them.

So here is what most should know about me. I'm actually pretty nice if you are good to me - like if you bring me eggs or sandwiches or glitters, you will be my new BFF. I actually like joking around too. But I dun joke about Glitters. Glitters are srs bsns. Do you see the man on my lookup? I make yo eye twitch like that. Because glitters are awesome as a defense material. Love, Eggberta.

(About Me written for me by Lee. ♥♥♥)







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