One day, Joshua woke up, but it was a rainy day. Joshua did not like the rain, and he did not want it to rain. So he went to Mr. H's coffee shop. When he finally got to Mr. H's coffee shop, he was soaking wet. He knocked on the door. No answer. He tried to open the door, but it was locked. He read the sign that said 'out for winter, back from Hawaii in seven years.' So Joshua was so sad that Mr. H was not coming back from Hawaii until seven years later. So seven years later.

Mr. H finally came back! By the time he came back, Neku was dead. Joshua had killed him in the night, and thew his dead body in a coffin on a ship. The ship sailed away all the way to Hawaii and it was sent to Mr. H, but just as the coffin arrived, Mr. H was already back in Shibuya. So Mr. H saw Joshua and said "Hey Bub, want a smoothie?"

Mr. H threw a smoothie at Joshua. "No thank you," he said in a fashion voice. Just then, Beat arrived.

Have you two seen Rhyme? She went off looking for Neku. Haven't seen him in a coupla years... wonder where he went."

So Joshua made a very embarrassing speech about how he killed Neku in the night, and he said that he shipped it to Hawaii for Mr. H to see. Then Rhyme appeared. She was swimming out of a lake. She was soaking wet.

Beat said, "Rhyme, why you all wet?"

Rhyme said, "I was looking for Neku. I found him in the deep, deep depths of Mariana's trench."

Just then, Makoto was as happy as could be because Neku was not around. He was skipping happily and saying "Neku's not here, hooray hooray. Bouncy bouncy bouncy ding dong ding~"

Just then, Shiki rained from the sky. She landed right on Kariya. She looked up, and said "I was skydiving." She was standing on top of Kariya.

Kariya said, "get off, jerk!" to Shiki.

Shiki said, "Oh, I'm sorry! I was skydiving and I guess I landed on you."

Just then, Uzuki came along and she was really mad because Shiki was on top of Kariya. She punched Shiki in the gut, picked her up, and threw her in the lake. She was never heard of again.

Hooray!" said Makoto. "Everyone's going away!" as he clapped in joy. He went back to his ramen house and was in the fetal position, hoping that no one would ever come back to his shop. He said 'closed for the winter', even though it's really summer. 'Don't bother me, or I jump off building. Really. Tall. Building.'

So everyone left Makoto alone.

When it finally turned to winter, Makoto was very hungry, so he ate every single last ramen in his shop. Just then, Beat came in and said "where's my curry I ordered seven years ago?"

Makoto said "I ate it."

Beat was enraged. He picked up Makoto and went and stuffed him in a briefcase. He took the briefcase on a plane, then he threw it out the door. Makoto was not hurt, but the suitcase was very hurt. So Beat never got out of the plane. It shipped him to Hawaii, then back to Haiti, and then Mattress World, and then it took him to a trip of a time machine.

The time machine went back in time to the dinosaurs. Beat ate one of the dinosaurs, and he had a pet dinosaur. He found a bunch of eggs. He wanted to eat one, but then he found out that one of them hatched and there were dinosaurs inside, so he didn't eat one. He put it in his pocket and ran back to the time machine.

When he got back to Shibuya a million and something years later, everyone was really old, and really, really creepy Joshua - hundred eighty million years old - was standing next to Beat, and said "gettttt offfff myyyyyy-" then he fell down.

Beat laughed at him. He said he looked like a fainting goat. Joshua went back in the time machine before any of this crazy stuff ever happened, but he accidentally went to the 80's. When he got back from the 80's, he was funky fresh.

Then, one hundred years later, Makoto finally reappeared from his shop. Since Joshua and Mr. H were the only ones still alive, since Mr. H was an angel and Joshua is the Composer, they said "hiiiiiii MaaaakoooooooooOOOoootooooo."

Makoto was so scared that he went a million years into the future. Then it rained enormous cats there, and a giant cat - bigger than the earth - ate the earth. So the sky wasn't the sky anymore. It was the cat's body. When the cat finally coughed it up, everything was all slimey, except for Joshua. He was hiding under Mr. H.

So everybody was slimey, except for Joshua and Marth and Bobbi Fabulosity. So they all had a fabulosity battle. Bobbi came in second, Marth came in last, and Joshua - the most beautiful man in the world - got to see the number one most beautiful man in the world... and that was K'nuckles.

THE END.