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Pre-War: PokePrologue

Snorlax, use Body Slam!!
SNORLAAAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!

Uhh....let's get out of here...

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Pre-War: Diggin' Up 30 Rocks

Welcome, friend! You must be a part of the digging crew to help us dig up whatever is under all this rubble! Would you like to help?
NO.
Alright….uhh, how about you?
I mean...are there any yellow spotted lizards?
None that I'm aware of.
Then…I guess I'll help out.
Ok. But you can only dig once every 15 minutes. And only up to 20 times a day.
I mean…I can dig a lot more than that, I have practice digging…
Nope. Not happening. One dig, then just stand there for 15 minutes, then one more dig. That's how it works.
Ok, ok. Who do you think you are, Mr. Sir?! At least let me sing while I dig.
Only if you sing Skrillex.
Wait…but how am I supposed to sing dubst-
BWOM WOMMM AEG EH EUF GYAAAAA UH AH UH GYE GYEEEEEUWWW BWAAAAA WUBWUBWUBWUB
…..
…..yes. So much yes. Please continue, it's making me so happy.
….
…….
………….
No.
Look, Miss Lemon! A shiny, sparkling mound of sand off to the side!
I WANT TO GO TO THERE.
Unfortunately, Lemon, that costs real money, which I know you're not keen on spending... unless it's on sandwiches, pizza, or the complete DVD collection of all 6 Star Wars movies, which you watch in your Princess Leia costume while drinking your famous Funky Juice sitting on your couch.
.....Blerg.
Well, thanks to your help, we finally dug up what's underneath!

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Pre-War: An Unexpected Obelisk

Ah, here we are. The Lonely Mountain.
Huh, that looks more like a lonely Obelisk to me.
Be quiet, halfling. Do not belittle our once glorious home. We were once on MTV's Cribs. Has your home ever been on television?
Yes, actually. It has.
Oh, really? Please, tell us what television show your home was featured in.
....
We are all waiting for your answer, halfling.
Ok, ok. My home was featured on The Discovery Channel, ok? They wanted to do a special on observing Hobbits in their "natural habitat.
....Let's continue on, shall we?

A few minutes later...

Wait, wait. We have to go back. I lost...I lost...uh...my grandmother's ring. Yes, that's it. My grandmother's ring.
Well, we definitely need to find this ring then, even if it does belong to your grandmother... *shifty eyes*
Excuse me, sir. Have you seen a ring around here?
Yes, I have! Unfortunately, you need to buy some Scanoscopes in order to search for it.
What?! But I need to take out a loan in order to afford one of them! What do you think, Banker Cat? Can I take out a loan?
Banker Cat does not approve your loan.
Ugh, man! Why can't we just look for the ring?!
Uh...ask this guy.

......uhh...on second thought...
Hey guys. Uh...yeah. So...I need that ring. You can't take it. Sorry.
SAURON!? Everyone, get behind me. What are you doing here, Sauron?!
I..I just...guys, that ring holds a lot of sentimental value for me. It was my wife's wedding ring, and it's all that I have left of her after she left me.
I mean...it's not hard to see why she left, you're just a giant eye made of fire...
I wasn't always made of fire! I was once just a normal giant eye! But then I got some shampoo, which claims that it doesn't cause tears, and well you can figure out what happened. I mean technically it didn't cause tears. I just burst into flame from the irritation. But you get the point.
Well while you ladies have been chatting, that filth over there has run off with the ring!
PREEECIOUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!
WHAT IS THAT TALKING CREATURE?!?
Bye Gandalfses! Bye Dwarfses! Bye Hobbitses! Bye Neopetses!
Well...that's disappointing...
Aren't you going to like...destroy everything...?
I mean, normally I would, but my therapist told me to try to keep my anger under control. I'm going to go do some yoga to calm down.
Oh hey wait, is that the ring right there in the sand?
Wait...if that's the ring, then what did Gollum take?

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THIS ISN'T RING! THIS IS TCG CARD OF RING!

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Well, what does it matter anyways. Also, hey, um, guys...so I realized I plugged the wrong address into the GPS. This isn't the Lonely Mountain. So...yeah. I'll take the blame for this one. Darn thing keeps recalculating. Shall we leave?
......
......Let's go then. Don't make us late, Gandalf.
Hmph. A wizard is never late. He always arrives precisely when his GPS stops recalculating.* Ok, so we go this way...no, we go this way... wait...RECALCULATING?!?


*thanks liz4h ;)

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It appeared out of nowhere. Nobody was expecting it.
Expecting what?
The Harlem Shake, of course.
...What?
Just...just watch.

Ahem. Anyways, word spread quickly about the Obelisk.
How did it spread so fast?
Via text messaging, of course!

However, it wasn't that simple. The text messaging thing was a little bit...flawed...at least on my end.

And here we are. Many groups want that Obelisk, but we will be there frazzle. Uh... I mean frizzle. Finch. FORTS. FLYINGMONKEYS. FIRST! WE WILL BE THERE FIRST. I need to turn this autocorrect off...

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Dear Diary,
Something has come to my attention. Apparently some giant source of power has appeared in Tyrannia. However, I believe this to be nonsense. Such a thing can't possibly have happened without my knowledge.
Nope, I'm right here. I happened. Yup.
I mean, if anything had happened and we hadn't heard about it, that would be quite an embarrassment. So I'm assuming nothing happened.
HI I'M RIGHT HERE HELLO.
Well, since I haven't heard anything, I guess nothing's happened.
Erm...something happened.
WHAT?! HOW COULD SOMETHING SLIP PAST US?! NOTHING GETS BY THE SWAY!
I mean...I tried to tell you...
Ah, we are finally here at the correct sp- Ohp no alright GPS just recalculated again...
Why don't we just ask for directions?
A wizard needs no directions, only his GPS. When it's not recalculating.
Gandalf...
Alright, alright. Excuse me, ominous looking bird-thing, can you please direct us to the Lonely Mountain?
Um...I was in the middle of something important...
Please, this is of the utmost importance!
Alright, alright. Um...get on the highway, and when it splits, stay to the left...then take exit 27.
But won't that take us back to Rivendell?
...What?! I don't know what Rivendell is, but I'm leading you to the only mountain I know of: Terror Mountain.
Oh, uh, we're looking for the Lonely Mountain, not Terror Mountain.
No, it's called Terror Mountain.
...I'm pretty sure it's the Lonely Mountain.
Ok, this is what's going to happen now. You're going to leave.
Alright, alright. We're leaving. Come on guys.
Anyways, back to you, Diary. We must all meet in 2 days time to discuss the matter of this obelisk. There ain't no meeting like a Sway meeting, cuz a Sway meeting is mandatory.
PS. I love you.
Um...I mean...don't be late.

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Hmm...let us see what appears in my crystal ball today...


Um...how about no. Let's check channel 7.

AHH NO WHAT IS THIS NO QUICK CHANGE IT CHANGE IT!

Hmm...now THAT is interesting...it looks like powerful magic, and as we all know, magic is power...right, Rumpelstiltskin?
Indeed it is, deary!
And this kind of power must be controlled by those who understand it. Sure, other witches and wizards argue with me...
No one person should control all that power. It should be divided amongst all of Neopia to make it a better place!
...Forget that, I just want to use it to destroy stuff...andpossiblyHarryPotter.
..What was that last part?
Uh...nothing...
Hello? Is this that Order place?
No, this is Patrick.
Ah, a new recruit. Yes, this is the Order of the Red Erisim. Sorry about that, our receptionist is quite new.
Ah, so this IS the Order! I told those fools I would find it! This is the Order!
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!
Ugh. There you are, you old ogrin. You blindly walked into the wrong plot. Sorry, folks. I'll get him out of here.
What? Jazan, is that you?
Uhm...you're talking to a tree. I'm over here. This way. Follow the sound of my voi- ok you know what? I'm done. I'm leaving. Let's go.
Fine, fine, I'm coming. I mean, I guess I DO have some wraiths to fight...
Nope. Those have been gone for awhile now. Our plot is done. Let's go.
Erm...anyways, all that power residing in the Obelisk can't just sit there waiting for anyone to stumble upon it. We must get there first, because we are the only ones with the magic to control it.
And I can help.
Um...tree again. I'm behind you. Nice try, though.

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Listen up, weaklings. I'm only going to say this once.
WHAT?
I said, LISTEN UP.
WHAT? WHADDA THEY SELLING? CHAWCLATE?
CHOCOLATE?!?
WHAT?!
CHAAAAWWWWWWCLATTTTEEEEE!!!
WHAT?!
...WHAT?
Ugh. Not again.
SILENCE! Ahem. Now then. A mysterious Obelisk has appeared, as you can see by my drawing.

That's a cute drawing.
Shut up, you can't see it.
Anyways, I've sent out a call for the bravest and toughest warriors to join together in an attempt to claim this Obelisk as our own. Only we have the strength to control it.
What will happen once war breaks out?
Allow me to explain with a meme.

Those who stand against our might will fall.
Allow me to respond with my own meme.

Erm...he...uh.. he can't see what he's typing. Sorry about that.
#realtalk
Did... did you just use a hashtag?
#belieber
I'm starting to think you don't actually understand what hashtags are.
#hashtag
Yeah ok that one doesn't even work...
It's called hashception. Hashtag inception. DUH.
.....
.....
....
.....
.....
.......WHAT?

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So, like, she was saying I stole her chips. And I was like, honey, I did not steal them chips. You ate them and just forgot that you ate them.
Oh wow. What happened after that?
Well, turns out she had another bag of chips in her pocket anyways. I was like, girl, who you tryin to fool?
Excuse me, everyone. I'm sorry to interrupt your studies, but I have news to share with you. An Obelisk has appeared. Unfortunately, we are not the first ones to hear of this news. However, we must be the first to discover what knowledge may be hidden within it!
But what if, like, there's something really lame in it? Like chips.
I'm pretty sure I know of one person who would love for that Obelisk to be filled up with chips.
Ha! Burrrrrn. Even if it was filled with chips, it would probably only be filled up like a quarter of the way. That's how they get you. Barely any chips inside the large container!
Excuse me, fellas. Please be quiet so I can continue.
Sorry I'm late, everyone.
And who might you be?
I'm Harry Potter, Professor. I'm the Seeker for Gryffindor house. I heard that there was a meeting for Seekers today?
Erm...wrong kind of Seekers, lad. Sorry. Try finding the Order, I think they'd be a better fit for you.
Oh, uh, sorry. I just...I saw the word 'seeker,' and I just thought -
No, no, it's ok. I'm pretty sure everyone else kind of thought it too.
Not gonna lie, I did.
So, wait. Did you say that other people have already discovered this Obelisk?
Unfortunately, yes. If we don't get there soon, it could very well be destroyed, along with everything inside it.
Oh no!
Oh no!
WAIT. NOBODY ELSE SAY IT. DON'T DO IT. YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
....Oh -
STAHP. DON'T DO IT.
- no?
OHHHH YEAHHHHH!
I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN. GAH. I'M LEAVING.

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It seems like you guys are having a party.

And you didn't invite us.

How rude.

I guess we'll have to send out our own invitations.

IT'S THE DARK MARK! EVERYBODY RUN!
Now our friends can join the fun.

Arise, friends! Awaken!

I'M WIDE AWAKE!
Oh, uh...

No, no, no.

Go back to sleep, Katy Perry.

Aww, are you guys twins?!
Yup. We even finish each other's

sandwiches.

....

Gah! I mean sentences! Sorry, I'm hungry..

So, you're raising an army of the dead to get to this Obelisk thing, right? Mind if I join?
NO. YOU AREN'T

WELCOME ANYWHERE.

And why not?
We don't think the enemy will find

sparkling in the sunlight

very intimidating.

Fine, have it your way. What's so great about this Obelisk anyways?!
It has cake inside.

CAKE?!

Yes, cake.

What kind of cake?
Don't say it.

Chocolate!

CHAAWWWWCLAAATTEEEE?!?
This party is going to be so much fun.

Which is good, cuz all of our friends have been bored to death lately!

Alright, get these out of your system. Come on.
Our friends are just DYING to attend a party!

Yeah, they're going to come liven things up!

...You guys done?
Wait, wait! One more!

We'd tell them to bring their own brains...

...but they don't have any!

...
Are you here to join us?

What's your name?

I like turtles.
That's cool.

But what's your name?

I like turtles.
We think...

...you'll fit right in.

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The first wave is going to be released in like...one minute and thirty-seven seconds! I mean, that's just an estimate...but I'm so excited to fight!
You know what? I'll humor you just this once. Ok, let's get ready.

Aaaaaand Neo's broken.
I'M WINNING! I'M WINNING!
All you're doing is flailing a stick around. Please stop before you hurt yourse - On second thought, keep it up. You're doing great.
Ah! I need to get the achieve -
.....Hello? Why did you stop mid sentence? Are you...ok yeah you're frozen. I'll just wait...
....
......
.........
- ments!
Ah, there you are. I'm glad you're unfrozen...but all of Neo is still broken.
Erm...sorry about that. We may have...stole the coding.
Well can you give it back?
Unfortunately, no. I'm actually not sure where it went...
We ate it.

Yeah, we ate it.

What?! Why??
We..um... we thought it was cake.

....It wasn't.

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Alright, this wave is much stronger so I'll take it from here.
I mean, I could totally take them, but go ahead...
Alright, time to use my Dr. Sloth's Personal Bath Buddy!
Nope, Lens Flare.
Oh, uh...ok...NOW I'll use it!
Chill, dude. Lens flare.
Uh, I don't really see how that's -
Shhhh. Be quiet. You obey.
.....
Jazan, maybe we should try a different challenger.
I hate to say it, but I think you're right. Why don't you try to beat the Unchained Monster? I mean, you may be blind, but he doesn't even have a brain, am I right?
Hey, man, come on now. That's a low blow.
Oh, uh...sorry?
At least I don't wear guyliner.
HA. He does have a point, Jazan...
Shush! It's in style right now! Enough of this, just attack the monster!
Alright, alright. Ok, monster, see if you can handle the power of my Scroll of Knowle-
Actually how about you take these throw pillows and take a nap.
You know what? That's actually a great idea. Let's do that.
Wait, wha...
Zzzzzz...
Ugh. I should have never promised to help him feel like a "big boy" be letting him partake in this war. Monster, you're mine. I use my Dr. Sloth's Personal Bath Bu-
Nope. Throw pillows.
What? That's not fa-
Stop. Lens flare.
How is it possible for me to fight if I don't even have the chance -
Here's some throw pillows. Take a nap.
....
Heh. Lens flare.
Heh. Throw pillows.
Heh. Guacamole.
Breathe, Jazan. It's just a game. Brea-
Hey. Hey Jazan. Hey. Lens flare.
GJLKADSJFLGKA%(&GSJJFLKASGALSDHF
GHJASDJFKLAGJAOIJESLKFDA
Shhh. Be quiet. You obey.
.....
....
.....Ok.

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Well, it looks like the dust is clearing! I think there will be a winning faction soon!
Oh, hey, uh..so there's a new opponent who just kinda came in out of nowhere...
What?! Who?
Meeeeeee!!
No, really. Who is it?
Well, the opponent is a sort of apparition that appears differently to each faction...it appears as your worst fear.
Socks with giant holes in them so they're unusable?! Or even worse...A WORLD WITHOUT SOCKS?!
BEING BAD AT SOMETHING?!
VOLDEMORT? DEMENTORS? MUGGLES?!?
...You can pass us, we aren't scared of anything.
Stop trying to be so tough. You have an opponent, so clearly you're scared of someth-
SPIDERS. WE HATE SPIDERS. NO SPIDERS PLZ K THX.
...IDIOTS? PLEASE DON'T SAY US SEEKERS HAVE TO FIGHT IDIOTS!
We don't really care about this.

We're still waiting for cake.

....There's no cake?

NO NO PLEASE NO AHHHH PLEASE LET THERE BE CAKE!

I'm only scared of giant mysterious obelisks, so I should be fine.
.....well this is awkward..
Uh...there's one right behind me, isn't there...
Alright everyone, stand back. I'm about to challenge Greed.
Hold up a sec, gotta drink this Red Bull real quick, ya dig?
Oh, uh..
BOOM ADRENALINE RUSH!!
Whoa.
Yo, hold up while I quickly heal SEVENTY THOUSAND HP.
Well...he beat me in like one turn.
He hit me so hard that I'm blind now!
HAHAHAHAHA get it?! Cuz I'm already blind! Ha. I crack myself up.
Come on, this is serious! We have to beat these gu-
Lawl lens flare.
....Not this aga-
LENS FLA-
No.
...Lens fl-
NO.
Oh uh..this cat ain't kidding...time to get out of here, I think.
Guys, I think we just found our secret weapon. Grumpy Cat, will you fight with us to defeat the surprise opponents?
….
…….
………….
No.
Hey, does anybody else just kind of randomly drool sometimes?
Um. No?
Sometimes we do...

...because we're dead...

...which makes it more socially acceptable.

Ok because I was just sitting here and was like, oh, look I just drooled.
I'm not quite sure how to respond to that.
Can...can I hit him?
No, there's no need to hit him.
NOPE I'M STILL GONNA HIT HIM.
Well this escalated quickly...

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Hello, and welcome to NeoIdol! I'm your host, Ryan Seacrest! In this final round of the war, each faction leader will compete by singing a short excerpt from a prepared song. The winner will recieve an uber spiffy Obelisk! Now we'll be right back after this short commercial break.

Ugh, I hate these commercials! And shows like this always show so many of them! It's so annoy-
Aaaaaand we're back! We will begin with the Thieves' Guild. Kanrik, you're up!
YEAH LET'S DO THIS!
AHHH! IT'S KANRIK! OMG WE LOVE YOU KANRIK! MARRY US AHHHH!!!!
HEY. Back off. He's MINE.
Alright, Kanrik! Begin whenever you're ready!

Ahem.
WHEN I WALK INTO THE WAR (YEAH)
THIS IS WHAT I SEE
HANNAH AND THE FANGIRLS ARE ALL FIGHTING OVER ME
I'VE GOT TEN SOCKS ON MY FEET
AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT...
I'M KANRIK AND I KNOW IT
HE'S SINGING TO MEEEEEE!
Shut up, no he's not.
Is he...is he done? Ok, yes, he is! That's Kanrik, everyone! Wow, it looks like the fangirls love it! Is that...is that girl crying?! Is she ok??

I'm just that awesome!
Up next is the Duchess from The Sway doing her own version of Love The Way You Lie, so stick around and we'll be right ba-
NOPE I'M NOT WAITING ANY LONGER. I'm going now.
Oh, uh, alright. Take it away, Duchess!

JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU BURN
BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT, YOU SPOKE OUT OF TURN
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND MAKE YOU TALK
ABOUT THIS OBELISK FOUND UNDER THE ROCK
FOUND UNDER THE ROCK
And that's the Duchess everyone! I have just received word that no sponsors actually want to pay for commercial time during our show, so there will be no more commercials! Yay! Up next is Rasala from the Order of the Red Erisim, doing her own version of Do You Believe In Magic!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC, IN THE OBELISK?
HOW YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT, WITHOUT A WAND LIKE THIS?
AND IT'S POWER, JUST ASK VOLDEMORT
IT CAN MAKE YOU PRETTY AND ERASE YOUR WARTS
I'M TELLING YOU WITH MAGIC, YES WE CAN CONTROL
THE OBELISK FOUND UNDERGROUND FROM DAYS OF OLD
Wow, amazing! Alright Neopia, time for Commander Flint of the Brutes with his own version of I'll Make a Man Out Of You, from Mulan!

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT EVERYONE
IF WE'RE THE FIRST TO GET TO
THE OBELISK, WE'VE WON!
WE'RE THE STRONGEST BUNCH
YOU'LL EVER MEET
BUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
FACTIONS, WE WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUUUUU
Wow, what a great rendition! Alright folks, let's keep this moving along with Professor Lambert, from the Seekers! He will be singing his own version of Little Town, from Beauty and the Beast!

OBELISK, IT'S A QUIET TOWER
WE MUST KNOW, THE KNOWLEDGE THAT'S INSIDE
OBELISK, ALL THE FACTIONS ARRIVING
COMING UP TO SAY...
...Bonjour?
THERE GO THE FACTIONS, LOOK AT THEM ALL FIGHTING
THE SAME OLD WEAPONS AND INSULTS
EVERY FIGHT IS JUST THE SAME
SINCE THE MORNING THAT WE CAME
TO THIS OBELISK THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
Well, wasn't that cute! Last, but not least, are Lanie and Lillie from The Awakened, singing...the Happy Birthday song? What?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR OBELISK

PLEASE GIVE US YOUR CAKE

Oh, erm...well, that's all the performances, folks! Now give me a moment while I tally up who the winner is!
Ohhhh I hope it's me! I hope I win!
You didn't even compete...
And the winner, of the 74th annual Neo Games is....Katniss Everdeen!
I...I won?!
...WHAT.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Don't say it!
..Oh no!!
OHHH YEAHHHHH!
I told you not to say it.
Everybody calm down! I was only kidding! The real winner of this year's Neo Idol, and of the Obelisk War is.....
......
....
....going to be announced in a few days! Hang tight!
Permission to punch him?
I say go for it.
HOLD HIM DOWN SO I CAN STEAL HIS SOCKS!

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Welcome back, everyone! The results are tallied, and we are finally ready to announce the winner!....After this really long commercial break.
I WILL PUNCH YOU AGAIN.
Ok, ok. Fine. The winner is.....
WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP STOP!!.....I don't remember what we're doing anymore.
Shush! Don't make him delay this any longer!
Alright guys, you ready?! And, the winner i- KANRIK GIVE ME BACK MY CUE CARD.
Sorry, I just...I...I like stealing...
Ahem. Now. The winner of the Obelisk War, and NeoIdol, is - oh wait who wrote this in Spanish?! I can't read spanish!
It was me! My name is Dora! Me llamo Dora! Jajajajaja!!
What? Doesn't she mean 'hahaha'?
Didn't you see the TFR plot parody?! She's laughing in Spanish.
Oh, sorry. I'm new here.
Can we PLEASE get to the results?! Don't make me torture you...
I agree. Seacrest, give us the results.
I would, but, uh...I can't read Spanish. So I don't know what this says. I'll have TNT make a new results card for me to read. Don't worry, it shouldn't take too long. I'm sure it'll be ready by tomorrow.

Well, do you have the results?!
Erm...not quite yet. But don't panic! I'll have them tomorrow, for sure!

Well? Do you have the results yet or not?
KANRIK OMG HI UM I LOVE YOU OK AHHHHH!!!
Uh..err..no, not yet! Look, they decided to go over their numbers again! They have to do all these equations blah blahblahbl blablah blah blahblahblah!

Hello, everyone! I am an official looking Neopian! I'm just here to tell you- PLEASE SAVE ME THEY'RE KEEPING ME CAPTIVE.
Who?!
TNT, who else?! I don't want to be the one to deliver disappointing news anymore!
What disappointing news do you have for us?
They aren't ready to announce the winner yet! I know you were all expecting an update and I feel super bad that I have to be the one to tell you this!
I DON'T LIKE BAD NEWS. IT MAKES ME ANGRY.
Calm down. Now, have you heard anything about the prizes? Are they good?
YEAH I LIKE PRIZES TOO.
I mean, they're not that gr - Oh no they're watching me! I can see them! - THEY'RE AMAZING! THEY'RE SO GREAT! I'M SURE THE SITE THEME IS EDITED SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY LITTLE IMAGE HERE IS! *twitch* I..uh..I need to go now, ok? You'll find out the winner soon!

ANDTHEWINNERISTHESWAY!!!
Ohmygawsh. I'd like to thank Socky, my giant pet sock-
HE SAID THE SWAY, YOU FOOL! NOT THE THIEVES! YESSS I KNEW IT!! IN YO FACE, LOSERS! HAHAHA WE WILL RULE THE OBELISK FOREVER!!
Yo yo I'mma let you finish but...I'm feelin like instead of forever, how about a little less than a week. That sound good? You bein' the winner for a little less than a week? I'll even put up a timer just so you can remember how short lived your victory is. That sounds good, right? Ya diig?
What. That's ridiculous!
Yeah, even I think that doesn't seem quite fair...
That is kind of odd...but hey, who knows what'll happen. We just have to wait and see.
Who are you, anyways?!
I'm the Oracle, man. Just chillin', seein' where fate takes me man. The world is so beautiful, ya know? It's just like...it makes you think, ya know?
Well, everyone in The Sway will be receiving their own prizes. But don't worry, the rest of you will also be getting a little something! You get this site theme! I MADE IT MYSELF DO YOU LIKE IT??

I...I think I'm going to go steal a different one.
No amount of magic can fix that atrocity.
That is actually the worst thing I have ever seen in my life.
...I REALLY WANNA PUNCH IT.
Can someone break my glasses so I physically cannot see it even if I wanted to?
I'LL BREAK THEM.
WE LOVE THE THEME.

YEAH, WE LOVE IT.

CAN WE HAVE IT?

WERE THEY HERE THIS WHOLE TIME?!?
Yes.

No.

Ok, well... that concludes our results! Seacrest, out!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hold up. Why is Galem's cloak a prize?! HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!! I AM SO ANNOYED.
Also, um actually I still don't remember what this is about...

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