Can I be your Neofriend?
Mm…not unless I know you. O_o I blocked neofriend requests since I just don't understand having strangers come up and ask to 'be my friend'. I'm not going to chat with you or give you anything, so don't bother.

hi i saw u and ur cool can u b my frend? im a goth too and i like dark things and were the same. l8er.
ARRGHHH. I *loathe* chatspeak with a passion, don't even bring that stuff near me. And on the second thing, I don't care how 'goth' you think you are and that you listen to good charlotte (oooh...scary!) and are depressed and wear black....give it a rest, you're most likely someone who I'd hate.

I want to battle your pet!!!!
I don't do two player battles, sorry. I'm not even really a battler. I just train Zhale on a whim since he's my favourite pet, and sometimes do some one-players matches. I don't even own any equipment.

Join my Guild!
I've stopped bothering with Guilds. I've got some great forums that I visit everyday, and with them Guilds have now become obsolete for me.

How did you get so many cool pets?!
I saved up for most of my pets by myself through slow and tedious game playing. Some pets were obtained with the help of friend's donations, and others were adopted. Don't ever try to ask me for one of my pets, I'm not giving them to you.

Could I borrow one of your pets for the avatar? I'll give it right back and I'm good at transferring and...
I don't care. No pets will ever leave my accounts. I worked hard to get my pets and they're all very special to me. I'll never risk transferring them myself, let alone lending them to someone I don't even know. I'm amazed by people who even think this is a possibility.

Can you give me ((insert neopoints/items/etc here))?
Look, I know I've got some expensive pets and I may look rich or something, but seriously, I'M NOT. I'm poor because I spend everything I earn on my pets, and any cash I do have is the start of saving up for something else. I'm not going to randomly give out money or items to someone I don't even know.

You've been playing for a long time, how old are you?
I'm 19. I have been on neopets for nearly 5 years now, and I know pretty much all there is to know. I'll laugh in your face if you try one of those lame scams on me. I'm not going to fall for it. -_-

WOW! You're such a good artist! Can you draw me something/do an art trade?
^^;; As much as I'd love to take credit for the beautiful pictures on my lookups and petpages, I can't. They were all fanarts done for me since I really don't have the skills yet to make my own digital artwork. That's not to say I can't draw, I'm quite a capable artist, but I don't own a scanner so it's very hard to get anything on my computer. I do however love to make adoptables.

You're not a goth!!! Your username has the word bumblebee in it!
Well…I never call myself 'goth'. But it's generally the implied assumption. Either way, you have to remember I signed up 5 years ago. I've changed quite a bit in those 5 years and believe me if I could change my username I would. But this is my first and main account, so I'll just have to bear with its name. x_x

Why do you call yourself Mistress Morbid when you're always so nice in neomails?
Just because I'm morbidly inclined doesn't mean I can't be a nice person. I can be very friendly actually, I'm not forbidden from smiling or anything you know. If I've no reason to dislike you then don't expect me to be all gloom/angst/rawr. But you don't want to see my angry side.=[

Do you roleplay your pets?
I used to be an avid roleplayer on the neoboards (before they were corrupted) but now I don't do it a lot anymore. If you're a member of the Draik Clan then you'll see me on those forums roleplaying. My draiks are the only ones I RP these days.