RHAH (Ron, Harry, and Hermione) Done by: rachael41244164 & hellokitty8192
Hermione: Here we r in the House of Weasley, where I am here with Ronald & Henry.
Harry: -_- It's Harry! Who doesn't know that?
Ron: Call me Ron, love.
Hermione: Well sorry Jerry & Don, I just got hit in the head with a bludger.
Fred & George: Sorry!
Ron:...right...I'm Ron. Anyways...back to our talk show. We have a special guest today, don't we 'Arry? It's...
Malfoy: ME! It is I! Draco Malfoy!
Ron: Pfft, Draco...
Malfoy: You think my name's funny Weasley?!
Hermione: This is deja vu....
Ron:...Maybe you've been using ur time turner a little too much, eh Hermione?
Hermione: But we were at Hogwarts when that happened.
Ron: You just got hit in the head with a bloody bludger, how would you know?
Harry: He does have a point there...
Malfoy: CAN WE GET BACK 2 ME NOW?!?!?!?!
Ron: Who would want to get back to you?
Pansy: I DO!
Crab & Goyle: A-hyuck! We do 2!
Hermione: A-Hyuck? Isn't that Goofy? *Hermione's back to normal now*
Harry: Oh I love Kingdom Hearts!!!!
Ron: What's that? Muggle rubbish?
Hermione: Um, I didn't know ur uncle even let you have video games Harry...
Malfoy: THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!
Pansy: Yeah, you should make your own TV show Draco, it could be called Draolicious!
Crab & Goyle: A-Hyuck! A Hyuck! That's a good idea!
Malfoy: Alright! Let's go do that! Tallyho!
Hermione: Well, that was a bit awkward.
Harry: Quite awkward indeed.
Hermione: Indeed.
Ron: I agree. Now, Hermione you said you wanted to talk about spew.
Hermione: IT'S NOT SPEW!!! It's S-P-E-W, & yes, I did.
Doby: *bursts into room* HARRY POTTER! YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER!
Harry: No! What now!?
Doby: Doby saw Malfoy on the big box, his moving picture might be better than yours!
Hermione: U mean Malfoy's starring in his own TV show that might end up more popular than Harry's?! THAT'S NOT ONLY AWKWARD, BUT AWFUL!!!!
Doby: Doby knows, Doby knows.
Harry: We must set out to cancel his show!
Ron: That's bloody good thinking, 'Arry!
Hermione: Indeed! Not Awkward at all!
Harry: Quite right, not awkward at all!
Winky: Doby is being quite rude 4 forgetting 2 introduce Winka!
Ron, Harry, and Hermione: Winka!?
Winka: :)
Doby: Winka is Doby and Winky's little brownie.
Hermione: A baby! AWW! A new supporter 4 S.P.E.W.!
Winka: Huh? *big cute eyed stare*
Ron: Anyway, back to canceling Malfoy's bloody show.
Hermione: No. We will out rank his show fair & square! Now for our new guest, Sirius Black & Buckbeak!!!
*the house elves leave & the new guests enter*
Sirius: Thanks for announcing my name on public television...hopefully any Ministry of Magic Officials aren't watching.
Buckbeak: KAH KAH!
Hermione: I don't think they watch TV.
Arthur Weasley: I DO! I'm fascinated by the muggle world!
Ron: *ears turn red* No, it's my dad! Dad, what're you doing here!?
Arthur: I live here Ronald. This is our house.
*dead sielence*
*sirens in the background* BEEWOOP! BEEWOOP! BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Ron: What the bloody *Conerlius Fudge enters* Hello!
Buckbeak: KAH KAH! (translation: nice save)
Cornerlius: What's Black doing here!?
Harry: This isn't Sirius Black...it's Citrus Flaque!
Ron: -And he's here for tea and crumpets!
Sirius:.. Quite right!
Hemione: Yes!
Cornerlius: Ah, that's alright then. Not akward at all.
Hermione: No it isn't.
Arthur: indeed.
Cornerlius: Mind if I join you?
Buckbeak: BWAAAAAAAACK!!!!! (traqnslation: nooooooooooo!)
Ron: Oh dear, it seems Citrus ate all the crumpets Sorry, Corny, but...you'll have to bloody leave.
Cornerlius: Very well then. You can't have tea without crumpets after all!
Hermione: Yes! For that would be-
Harry, Ron, & Hermione: AWKWARD!
*Cornelius leaves along with Ron's dad to get some more crumpets*
Harry: NOW THAT WAS...awkward.
Hermione: We should have a word of the day! What do you think Sirius?
Sirius: Well, since you've been saying 'awkward' all day, why not make it that?
Hermione: Well I was thinking 'limn'. That's what it is on Dictionary.com! I guess akward works too though.
Buckbeak: BAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAA! (translation: idiots)
Harry: That's not awkward at all!
Hermione: You just used the word of the day 'Arry!
Sirius: Using the word Awkward so much, is quite awkward.
Hermione: Indeed.
Harry: Quite awkward...I mean...strange.
Ron: Harry...that's not the same. You just killed it.
Hermione: He's right Harry.
Harry:...Sorry.
(yelling in the distance): Blood traitor, abomination, shame of my flesh!
Sirius: I've got to go. My mum's calling me.
Harry, Ron, & Hermione: BYE BYE!
Hermione: Now it's time for our next guest, right Harry?
Harry: well-
Ron: OH NO!!! IT'S BLOODY YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Hermione: NO!
Voldemort: Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Harry:No!
Voldemort: YESSSSSSSSSS!
Harry: NO!
Voldemort: Ye-
Ron: Can we get on with the bloody show already!?
Harry & Voldemort: Sorry.
Harry: Hissssssss
Voldemort:SSSSSSSSSSS
Harry: HIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Ron: Will you two stop speaking Parseltongue?
Molly Weasley: What? Did you kids need some parsley?
Ron: ...No mum.
Molly: Alright. I'll go make some cookies now.
Hermione: That was quite awkward.
Voldemort: Yesssssssss, it wasssssssss.
Ron: ...What're you doing at my house?
Voldemort: Oh. I thought this was my house....
Hermione: No. It's the house of Weasley.
Bill: What she said.
Ron: What're you doing here?
Bill: Didn't mum tell you? I'm on a vacation from work.
Voldemort: Gringotsssssss? I need 2 make a robbery-I MEAN WITHDRAWL- when I get back.
Bill: What's he doing here?
Harry: We're trying to figure that out...so..Voldemort, what brings you to the House of Weasley?
Voldemort: I told you, I thought this wassssss my houssssssse. I sssshhaalll leave now...bye.
*Voldemort leaves 2 go 2 Gringots*
Ginny: HI HARRY!
Ron: No! Where'd you come from! Everyone's popping out of bloody nowhere like bloody cockroaches!
Harry:...Hi Ginny
Hermione: Um...anyway, time for our next guest....VICTOR!
Victor: Hello Hermioninie!
Ron: ...You can't even say her name right! See, Hermione, yeah, HER-MY-OH-KNEE, I can say your name right...because I'm smart.
Hermione: *cough cough*
Harry: No offense, Ron...but you're not smart.
Ron:...yes I am. I know bloody swish and flick!
Hermione: First of all, why did you have to think about that? Second of all, it's called Windguardian Leviosa!
Ron: I don't bloody care!
Harry: Let's get off this subject. Victor, how's quidditch going for you?
Victor: Quite well Harry, quite well indeed. I just won my team another game last season. *winks at Hermione*
Hermione: *blushes* Yes, erm, we've all heard.
Ron: I'm a bloody...I mean...bloody brilliant beater! Doesn't that count?
Harry: Victor's on a famous quidditch team. You're on a school team...and I'm still better than you because I'm Harry Potter, the boy who lived!!! Also, I'm captain of the quidditch team.
Hermione: Yeah Ronald, so shut up.
Victor: Um...yes, well, I'm not the one who won the Triwizard Tournament am I?
Harry: No, you're not. Cedric and I did.
(Crying in the distance) CEDRIC!!!!!! *Everybody turns their head to see Cho Chang run into the room*
Cho: I miss my Cedric!!!!
Harry: But I loved you!!!
Cho: Yes, but then...Cedric came into my life.
Cedric: I have no life, I'm a ghost now.
Hermione: EEK! This is quite awkward.
Harry: Quite awkward indeed!
Ron: When'd you turn into a bloody ghost?
Cedric: When I died...and I'm not bloody, I'm transparent.
Hermione: Yeah Ron, ghosts don't bloody bleed.
Ron: That's my line!
Cho: Cedric! You're back into my life!!!! I MISSED YOU!
Cedric: Too bad I don't have one.
Harry: But I loved you Cho!
Ginny: NO! I love you Harry!
Ron: Where'd you come from?
Hermione: Did you ever leave?
Ginny: No. I was here the whole time....I'm just quiet that way.
Remus: Hello everyone!
Ron: It's bloody Lupin!
Remus: I'm not bloody, I'm hairy.
Harry: No, I'm Harry.
Cho: Eew, C'mon Cedric let's go to that cute little place where we had our first date!
Cedric: Ok, I'll watch you eat and pay!
*Cedric & Cho leave*
Hermione:Once again...that was quite-
Everyone: AWKWARD!
Harry: So, LUPIN, how's the whole half-breed campaign going, you know the one Umbridge started?
Lupin: It's going ok...I guess.
*Suddenly, Umbridge bursts into the room*
Umbridge: NOT FOR YOU IT ISN'T!
Ron: How'd you get into my bloody house?
Hermione: You could ask everyone that question couldn't you Ron?
Ron: Yes, Umbridge, get your fat...butt out of my house.
Umbridge: WHAT WAS THAT WEASLEY?!?!?!?!?!
Ron: You heard me, look what you did to 'Arry's forehead!?
Harry:...Voldemort did that. She did the scar on my hand.
Umbridge: AAAAAHHH! HE SAID YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Voldemort: Are you afraid of me Umbridge? HISSSSSS!
Ginny: Why are you back?
Voldemort: I'm done making my withdrawl from Gringotssssss. Ssssso I'm back.
Ginny: .....HARRY! Defend me my love!
Ron: 'ere we are about to see some bloody action!
Harry: Expeliarmous!
Ron: 'Arry, the boy who lived, just did the expeliarmous spell, defence mechanism!
Hermione: I didn't know that mechanism was even in your vocabulary Ron!
Ginny:Me neither, it's actually quite awkward.
2 b continued.....
Cast:
Hermione Granger, all of Ron's family except for Ron, Voldemort, Draco Malfoy, Crab & Goyle, Buckbeak, Victor Krum, & Winky...done by rachael41244164
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Doby, Winka, Sirius Black, Pansy Parkinson, Crab & Goyle, Remus Lupin, Cho Chang, Cedric Diggory & Cornelius Fudge...done by hellokitty8192.
