Questions, comments, additions? Neomail my owner Ki_Kura. All credit is given where credit is due.
Oh, and we'd love to hear from you to see if any of these are actually true to you ^-^
gnome_catcher_2003:
...when you buy a paintbrush at homedepot, and say, "boy, theese things are cheap!!!"
starrave:
...You find a 100 dollar bill on the street and wonder where the random event picture is.
valexaundre:
...you use the paintbrush to paint your dog or cat
...you start opening all the bottles hoping to find a faerie
...you start haggling with the cashier at the grocery store
...you stop to consider logging in before you play with your cat or dog
...you decide to make your very own DUNG FURNITURE!
...you notice fleas or ticks on your pets and you call them petpets or petpetpets
...you add food colouring to a tub full of water and begin dipping your pets into the "rainbow pool"
...you go to the zoo and start calling animals by their Neopet names. "Hey look Ma, there's a Krawk!"
...you start equipping your cat or dog for the battledome
...you go to the store and ask how many neopoints does a certain item cost
...something is missing and you blame the Pant Devil. Later, you get a "safety deposit box" and hide everything in there
...school starts up and you ask the teacher "Do i need to pay in dubloons or codestones?"
...you take a picture of your cat or dog and tape it on your shirt to use as an avatar
...you keep feeding your cat or dog until it's bloated. "Is he bloated yet? No, i think he's only very full. Okay, let's feed him some more..."
bluefire_faerie_22:
...you attach wings and purple paint and call it a faerie paint brush
inn_lee:
...you try take the comp along to school or work even though you know its still plugged in to the wall socket
kudrel:
...you think the neopet is real and try to pet it
...you get up at 4:00am to talk to your friend in the UK
breetnee:
...when you try to find a real life petpet for your dog
...the highlight of your day is winning prizes on the money tree
...you call bunnies cybunnies and real life friends neofriends
...you start to cry when the snowager blasts you
...you hear the word 'sloth' and think of Dr. Sloth
...you start mixing items around and throwing them into a big pot, hoping they'll combine
...you cry that your favorite neopet doesn't exist
...you consider your neohome your 'second home'
...you've read your neopet every single book neopets has created
...you're hungry so you go and buy some mcdonalds off of neopets
...you pick up a rock and are convinced it's a codestone
...you put all your junk under a tree for the 'poorer people' out there
...you tell ppl you're favorite animal is the kougra
xx_choco_dragon_xx:
...you sneak out of bed at 11 at night and on a school night too!
bubblegumcutie683:
...you feel GUILTY for not going online________________________
...you spell "fairy f-a-e-r-i-e"
...you start dreaming of yourself going online and going on neopets
...your chair starts to form the exact replica of your butt
...you start going on chat making "you know your addicted" boards on chat
ki_kura:
...you can't sleep and you go onto the computer at 6:30am to go onto neopets
...you start having dreams about your neopets
...you get onto neopets at 9am and don't get off until 6am the next day
...you try to enter your pets into the beauty contest almost every week
...you try to turn a goat in a nearby field into a faerie Ixi
...and when you try to turn a cow in a nearby field into a desert Kau, or a horse into a rainbow Uni
...you try to collect all he merchandise relating to your favourite neopet/petpet
...you put extra ears on your cat to make it look like an alien aisha
...you post fanfiction about your pets on the internet
...you go into a casino and ask if they have the wheel of excitement, scorchy slots, the wheel of mediocrity and the brucey b slots
...you also try to read your dog or cat every book in your entire house
...you either call your dog or cat a strange name (undersores and numbers included) and then proceed to give them even stranger nicknames
...your dog or cat gets ill and you try to feed it grumble-be-Gone tablets to cure it
...you name your dog/cat after your neopet
...you go into your local toy shop and ask for a Magical Hair Usuki Doll
...you get annoyed when people don't pay you 4000£(or $) for a rock that you are convinced is a main codestone
...you decide to paint a goat/dog/cow/etc. blue and white so that it looks like a cloud ixi/gelert/kau/etc.
...you roleplay your neopet off site and in general conversation
...you go through the fur on your stuffed toys looking for petpetpets
...you are surprised people won't pay you a lot of money for a flea that you call a 'Mootix'
acroatist:
...you expect money for playing games
...you go to the bank every day to ask for interest, even though they repeatedly tell you that it isn't necessary
...you refuse to feed your pets junk food. They deserve a good, balanced diet
whisperwaves:
...you paint your dog for the hope of finally having a faerie gelert
animallovergirl43:
...you go to a pick your own and get mad at the owner because there wasn't any barbed wire or dung in the bushes
...you feed your pets full meals three times a day, read them bedtime stories at night, and take them to the training school from 8:00 am to 3:00 pm!
...you find a striped frog, drive it all the way to neopets hq, and tell them you've found a REAL quiggle!
...neopets freezes you for buying all the shop items.... EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!
...you go into the mall, go into a toy store, arrange all the dolls into an organized group, and advertise your Doll Shop Gallery until you're kicked out.
...you go to a mall, put piles of sludge and dung in a pile and advertise your Sludge and Dung Collection until You're kicked out!
...you start bragging that someone said on chat your "You know you're addicted to Neopets when..." joke was "lol"
...you get mad at a furiture store owner because they NEVER have ANY glowing furniture sets!
...you dress up as Adam/Donna for Halloween
...you can't call your dog Rover because you say that your friend already has a dog named Rover, so you name it Rover11643345
...you try to take an item out of your safety deposit box, but when you bang your hand on the computer you say "Darn glass! Always in the way!"
mizzerella:
...you call into work just to play all day
sweetypie_girl:
...you call stuffed animals plushies and call stores shops
xdangerousdarkangelx:
...you apologize to your computer that you went away to camp for a week
...if you play
off_with_your_head:
...you try to sell eggs and name them neggs for 12,000$ each
8ec:
...you insist on leaving the house eveyr night a 5 to find the lab ray
scottieboy123456789:
...you try to give your pet fleas and think they're petpetpets
i_adopt_special_neop:
...you stay up until 2 AM (on a school night) on neopets
tokays:
...you only buy 1000 shares of a stock eg. TSX NASDAC etc.
elrond_peredhel:
...you dream that you won a billion NPs and wake up thinking, yes, I'm rich!
anime__assassin:
...you climb the Appilachian Mt. to see if the Snowager is asleep yet
...you poison and kill you dog when trying to give it a "morphing potion"
...your caught stabbing your toy clown and is asked "what happened?!" and you replied "it was attaking our dog!!!!"
...you paint your room to match the b/g of your lookup
you put an add in the newspaper for your shop
...you blame the Pant Devil when you mom asks you "where are my car keys"
...you and your friends meet in a cupboard for your "guild"
...you named your daughter after one of the faeries
...you rode an airplane to see if there really is Faerieland.
ihateneodotcom:
...you go to a toy store and see ThinkWay Neopets and say "Oh, look at the poor abondoned Neopets."
thecatgirlforever
...you start adding numbers to your pets name
...you begin to ponder how much your wardrobe would go for at Unis Clothing
...you look for the yellow bar in your house
...your home page is neopets.com
...you spend a significant holiday on Neopets
you start calling people 'your best neofriend'
...you call your parent(s) the neopets team
...you call coffee borovan
...you say 'faerie' and 'colour' even when you arent British
...you insist that there is no 'New York Times' and that the person is clearly referring to the neopian times
...you decide to furnish your home with rock and dung furniture
...you are 100 years old and still playing from the time you were 10
...you start going by your username in real life
...you call your home a 'neohome'
...you call your school a 'neoschool'
...you go by your neomail address
...you avoid paying taxes thinking that the Tax Beast will get you
...you submit free-writing papers about neopets in school
...you make a neopet costume for your pet
...you have a neopet-themed room
...you have a neopet-themed HOUSE!!!
...your computer is on constantly so your neopets wont be lonely
...you talk to people and say 'glow c equals red' before each sentence
...you join a club and insist it is really a guild
...you see a paint brush at Lowes and think: WHOA! I hope nobody else knows that there are such cheap pbs here!" and buy them all
...you soak your stuffed animals in a puddle and claim they are in a petpet puddle
...you build an elaborate shrine to Adam
...your idols are Donna, Adam, and Greg the very angry programmer
...you know all of the staff members names by heart
...you have submitted 900† entries to the Neopian Times
...you cross out the $ sign and put np on a dollar
...you write this many things that mean you are addicted to neopets
Nith_Sahor: *giggles*
lufferleh
...you have neopets.com set as your home page
dragonfiregrl246810
...you start calling your real-life friends who are also on neopets by their username.
2hyper_2breathe
...you put your dog and a bee in a pot to see if you get a wuzzer
...you visit antartica and beg your mom if you can see the snowager
...you spend all day trying to get past the blocks they put on the computers at school so you can feed your pets
...you call your real life friends by their screename
...you watch steve irwin and see a cobra and say "Hey a cobrall! Mom can I have a cobrall?"
...you play with your pet and wait for it to tell you how great you are
...you find a flea and say "I got a mootix!"
...you ask your mom for a darigan pb for your b-day
...you write your screename on a test instead of your name
moxie433
...your mom gives you a peach and you say "Bluch! I can't eat that! It has the same amount of letters as my name!" (in case you didn't know, that's why pets won't eat certain foods
fyora_129
...you call your mom Fyora! Or when you call your dog a warf, or cat a kad, or some idiot a n00b
marleyh_1
...you go to hawii and to its lagoon and ask "wheres the rock pool?"
vulcan_wolfgoddess
...you see the word 'luke' and you think lupe
amandah200397
... you invite your friend to your house and say 'welcome to my neohome'
pj1000pj
...you miss school to play neopets
...you have to do a report on your pet but, you do it on your neopets
meep__bleep
...you go to your back yard and to your oak tree, you try to get an acorn. Then,a squirrel takes it. You get mad, and a nother squirrel says: "Oops!Somebody got that while you were pondering!"
mysticalmeepit
...you are in a art class and a kid says, "Can I borrow your paint brush?," then you run out of the room screaming, " SCAMMER SCAMMER!! I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO TNT!!!"
monkabana
...you go furniture shopping, and ask your mom if you can buy some furniture for your neohome
bella1333
...you call your hamster a meepit
chr1seh
...you actually want to play 250 games just to get an avatar
...you ask you mom if you can name your dog...gelert or lupe
aleahcim_nart
...you find a penny on the ground and say "something has happened"
hamsters_frankie2005
...you stuff 1,000 items in you locker to get the pack rat avvie
...ou are playing with a dice you say,"I hope I get an avatar out of this!"
jenn1234567891o
...you buy your pet's rubber ball a bug to be it's petpetpet
A little about me
A couple of old images of me:

A picture of me and my petpet

Me laying down

Prowling...
I thought I may as well add a few things about me here as well
Name: Nith_Sahor
Nickname: Sahor, NS, NSahor
Age: 88093 hours
Gender: Male
Species: Pteri
Feather Colour: Midnight blue
Eye colour: Star-Sapphire
Jewellery: Holly necklace, holly on tail feathers, gold ear cuff in left ear tuft with three small bead drop
Petpet: Nith Einon the Horus (similar to me, but smaller and lighter)
Owner: Ki_Kura
Siblings: Mariku44 (Egyptian Kyrii), Nith_Nassam (Sky Ixi) and Cosmos787878787 (Cosmos - Blind Ixi)
Interest: Science!
Brief description: A midnight-blue pteri with a holly necklace and holly around tail. Paler blue underfluff on wings and belly. I have blue star-sapphire like eyes, and I always wear a golden three bead drop ear cuff :)
Other things:
Well not much here yet, but it is up to you about what else you want to know about me. Anyway, here is a little toybox of Kougra adoptables just for now:
Custom ones of me:















Thanks all who have made me one
Other Christmas Kougie adoptables:











Blue pteri adoptables:

My adoptables
Yes I make some Kougra adoptables. Still missing quite a few, just remade the set. Enjoy, and don't ever be afraid to ask ki_kura for a custom. Will be making pteris to go with my new look soon
Normal

Blue

Green

Red

Yellow
Painted

Brown

Checkered

Christmas

Darigan

Electric

Fire

Ghost

Glowing

Halloween

Island

Orange

Pink

Mutant

Pirate

Plushie

Purple

Shadow

Silver

Skunk

White
Customs

Nith_Sahor

Sybuei

Deleveer