As you walk to the obelisk to see if the results have been released yet, you come upon a familiar figure.



It's that Zafara Digger fellow who wouldn't let you dig as often as you liked. He appears to be bound and gagged, fancy that. You consider helping him, but- Oh! What's this?! The prizes have been released? Well, it's about time! You can't help but feeling that something suspicious is going on though.


Mrrrmph Mrr, says your Zafara friend. You guess this means you have 930,762 points remaining.

1
point


Almost Stolen Socks

Type: Toy

Well they're not quite stolen if you're buying them, are they? But you can almost feel like you've stolen something at this low, low price!

5
points


Obligatory Obelisk Keyring

Type: Toy

This oddly familiar keyring is a completely new design made just for this prize shop!

500
points


Glitter Bomb

Type: Battle Magic

A favorite weapon of thieves, these bombs cause a glittery explosion, distracting the enemy while you pick their pockets! One use.

1,000
points


#1 Thief Mug

Type: Gift

As you sip your coffee, everyone will know who is the finest thief in the land. Just don't use it in front of Kanrik.

2,500
points


101 Bedtime Stories For Sock Monsters

Type: Book

Guaranteed to delight and entertain your sock beast, or your money back! (Disclaimer: Plot points do not count as money and will not be reimbursed.)

5,000
points


SWAY Brand Coffee

Type: Food

Stolen coffee always tastes better, especially when stolen from a rich, fancy-pants secret society!

7,500
points


Stolen Chair

Type: Gift

B-but these were bolted down! *sigh* Well, someone was determined...

10,000
points


Sock Pile

Type: Furniture

Finally a comfortable place to sleep at night! Includes socks from The Sway, Order, Brutes, and Seekers. No one wants nasty zombie socks.

20,000
points


Hanrik Sock Puppets

Type: Toy

These fun socks are made to look like your favorite heroes of the Ice Caves!

25,000
points


Thieves Guild Songbook

Type: Book

Now with all your favorite hits like "Don't Stop Thieving" and "Thieves Just Wanna Have Fun". Disclaimer: Voice talent may vary. We are not responsible for crowds with rotten fruit.

30,000
points


Stylish Gloves of Thieving

Type: Clothes

These fashionable gloves are the perfect accessory for any light-fingered teenage diva. The only problem is they make it a bit harder to snap your fingers...

35,000
points


Thieves Guild HQ Background

Type: Mystical Surroundings

Your thief neopet can now proudly wear a background of the Thieves Guild's secret lair! Just don't steal the chairs.

42,000
points


Baby Socky

Type: Petpet

You've always wanted to have your own adorable pet sock, and since it turns out Socky, the Thieve Guild's resident sock monster, was really a Sockina, now you can!

50,000
points


Lost Scroll of Expert Lens

Type: Book

Every good thief knows of the powers of the Expert Lens, but few know how to unlock its secrets. Now you too can be Kanrik on top of the obelisk wearing Greed's monocle!

70,000
points


Sock Faerie Wings

Type: Clothes

These high quality replicas of the legendary Sock Faerie's wings are made from 100% stolen socks. Available while supplies last.

85,000
points


Obelisk Wedding Commemorative China Plate

Type: Gift

Remember this magical occasion forever- WARNING: NEOPETS IS NOT A DATING SITE

100,000
points


Sock Cannon

Type: Battle Magic

This stolen cannon has been repurposed as a powerful weapon that fires socks at your opponent.

250,000
points


Plate of Fresh Panriks

Type: Food

Your lifelong dream of devouring pancakes shaped like Kanrik is a dream no longer.

400,000
points


Glitter Paint Brush

Type: Special

This looks suspiciously like a normal paint brush with glitter glue on it, but why would thieves lie to you? Be one of the first to be painted this delightful new colour!

500,000
points


Expert Lens

Type: Super Special Weapon

Apply directly to opponent.




This completely legitimate prize shop brought to you by:

glittergirl7000 - images and descriptions
TNT - some images, the obelisk and other characters, borrowed coding from TFR prize shop.
- Ideas and overall silliness
Thank you!


Thanks also to everyone who sent in fanmail. It makes me really happy if people can find this page enjoyable. ^^