Chapter One
Introduction

Ahh, Fyora day. Every Neopet loves Fyora Day... Especially Kesae, Nae, Sprout, Zalmy, and their owner Ele, who were walking to Neopia Central to engage in the fun festivities.

Nae: OMIGOD ITS FYORA DAY YAY

Zalmy: Please stop screaming. -_-

Nae: I'LL TRY ZALMY

Sprout: Ele, is my tail infected?

Ele: It's all... green. o_o What happened?

Sprout: -points to Nae- HE BIT ME!

Nae: He said he was gonna eat me.... :( I GAVE HIM A WHITE CRAYON TO POLOGIZE!!!

Ele: SPROUT WE DON'T SAY WE'RE GOING TO EAT EACH OTHER, OKAY?

Sprout: -munches merrily-

-Ele glances at Sprout-

Ele: Sprout, what are you eating...

Sprout: Um... candy?

Kesae& Nae: OOOOOH YOU TOOK CANDY FROM A STRANGER NOW YOURE GONNA GET IT

Sprout:=o NO I DIDNT

Ele: Then what are you eating...

Sprout: Crayons....

Nae: -scream- SPIT THEM OUT RIGHT NOW OR IM GOING IN AFTER THEM -chokes-

Zalmy: Hey kids, calm down... violence isn't the answer.=o

Nae: You're right Zalmy... -deep breath- SPROUT WHY DONT YOU HAVE EARS?

Kesae: He has ears, you ding dong. How could hear you?

Nae: ....Magic?

Ele: Omigosh you guys. Be quiet. We're almost there, PLEASE act normal.

Sprout: Why would we want to do that...

Ele: Twix and his pets are going to be there... I want you guys to look somewhat obedient.

Kesae: Mabye I can get some more notebooks...

Nae: AND MABYE I CAN GET SOME MORE CRAYONS SINCE MY OLD ONES HAVE EARLESS SHOYRU DROOL ALL OVER THEM

Ele: Yeah, you all can get one thing...

Zalmy: Mabye we can get Nae a trombone so he can stop asking to play my trumpet. -_-

Nae: DONT HATE ME BECAUSE IM MUSICALLY INCLINED ZALMY

Zalmy: Ugh. Why don't you go to the Soup Kitchen or something.

Sprout: HEY HEY HEY THERE'S TWIX & HIS PETS!!

-all wave frantically-

Ele: GUYS STOP! Calm do- Oh, hey Twix. :*

Twix: Hey Ele. :) How are your pets?

Ele: Hyped up on something, like always. -_- And yours?

Twix: Good. Zea's readjusting well. :)

Zea: HAHAHA FIRE!!! COME HERE PEA

Nae: Mommy....!

Ele: I thought you said he was the calm one. o_o

Kesae: -scream- OMG A SALE AT THE BOOK SHOP!! -runaway-

Twix: Alright, see you guys around. :)

Ele: C'mon guys, there's probably going to be a long line...

-half an hour later, back at Ele's Neohome-

Ele: Nae. WE DO NOT JUMP ON THE FAERIE QUEEN AND SHUN EVERYONE WHO WHO LIKES HER, OK?!

Nae: I found some crayons.=D

Ele: Don't try to change the subject...

Nae: They're red ones and blue ones and purple on-

Sprout: WHERES KESAE?

Ele: Wasn't he with us when we walked back? OY!

-Kesae walks in-

Kesae: I got Nae a coloring book of trombones. :*

Ele: That's very nice of you Kesae, but tell me next time you run away, please?

Kesae: -sigh- I'll try...

Nae: ELEELEELE LOOK WHAT I MADE FOR ZALMY

Zalmy: GIVE ME MY TRUMPET BACK AND TAKE BACK YOUR STUPID CARDBOARD TROMBONE!!=K

Nae: FLUSHY FLUSHY FLUSH

Zalmy: You can't flush a trumpet down the toliet... OMIGOD! IT HAS A DENT!

Nae: Did someone call... ZORRO?!



Kesae: O_O; I'm going to bed...

Nae: HALT CRIMINAL! -attackswithcrayons-

Kesae: -scream- MY BACK! GET OFF MY BACK!

Nae: Geez Kesae, what happened to your back? o_o;

Kesae: THATS IT! IM TAKING YOU AWAY!

Nae: What?! HELP! -isshovedinaburlapsack-

Uhgghergh... where am I? THE SOUP KITCHEN?!!? AHHHH!

Back at Ele's Neohome, the next morning...

Ele: Um... where's Nae?

TO BE CONTINUED!=o

Chapter Two
Frolicking in Faerieland

Nae: -cries in a puddle of his own tears-

Library Faerie (LF): Aw, what happened?

Nae: -sniff- Well, I put on my Batpea suit, and attacked my brother's back with my crayons.... then he put me in a burlap sack and brought me to the Soup Kitchen, and somehow I ended up here. -twitch- :(

LF: Aww, that's terrible!

Nae: Yeah, and the worst part is, I lost my cray- OMG -scream- THE CRAYON FAERIE!!!

LF: Um... hah... no, that's not the Crayon Faerie...

Nae: WELL IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM FYORA LOOKS LIKE MIC- -scream- OHMIGOD A BLUE GRUNDO PLUSHIE

-Nae runs up to it-

Nae: Aw, who are you? You look so magical and discarded. :(

DMBGPP: I'm the Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity...

Nae: Well, we can be unloved together... OMG LETS GO COLOR SOME PICTURES WITH THESE CRAYONS I FOUND

DMBGPP: I really don't feel like it...

Nae: FINE BE A GREY CRAYON. -grumble- I'm hungry... wanna get some lunch?

DMBGPP: -sigh- Sure...

-later that day, at the Faerie Foods store-

Nae: Uh... you're not gonna eat those peas, are you?

DMBGPP: Yeah... my mommy said they're good for me...

Nae: -scream- AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING! -cry- IM TAKING THE CRAYONS AND LEAVING! -sob-

-later that evening, at the Turdle Races-

Random Poogle: Geez man, you've gambled almost all of your crayons away on these Turdles... and you haven't won one race. :/

Nae: WHO CARES! NO ONE LOV- A crayon!=D Oh, and it's SILVER...=o

Random Poogle: -mumbles to Kacheek next to him- Dang, I didn't think they let these guys out at night... o_o;

-the next morning, at the Hidden Tower-

Nae: This isn't very well hidden... o_o WHOA A REAL LIVE BABY PB -pokes to death-

Fyora: Can I help you with something?

Nae: Uh, no, I was just looking. :) You got any super spiffy crayons in this joint?

Fyora: No, I don't, sorry. But, may I interest you in this Rainbow Faerie Doll?

Nae: I'll give you three crayons for it.=D

Fyora: Sorry, I only accept Neopoints. :)

Nae: -mumble- FINE, I'll give you 5 crayons plus a silver one. Dang inflation.

Fyora: GET OUT!

Nae: :( Well, no one likes me here... What land should I go to next... -ponder-

Chapter Three
Kicking Back on Krawk Island

Nae: I hope I don't find Kesae here... or any of his stupid relatives... -mope- WHOA A REAL LIVE PIRATE!

Pirate #1: Well hey there little fella... What can I -cough- do for ye?

Nae: I WANNA BE A PIRATE PLZ

Pirate #1: Well, alrighty... -cough- Hey Buck, go get the little nipper a bandana.

Nae: -squeal- OMIGOD A BANDANA FOR MY OWN LITTLE PEA HEAD -faint-

Pirate #2: Uh... you sure this guy's pirate material? -hands bandana to Nae-

Nae: HAHAHAH LOOK IM A PIRATE! -jumpbouncefall-

Pirate #1: If yer gonna be a pirate, you don't wear the bandana like you're a -cough- ninja...

Nae: I'm a ninja pirate.=3 NOW WITH 93% MORE CRAYONS!

Pirate #1: Well, lets go -cough- get on the ship...

Nae:=oo A real ship...?! ARE WE GONNA SAIL TO LIKE KRELUDOR OR SOMETHING?!

Pirate #2: Uh, no... we're actually going to sail to -spit- Mystery Island.

Nae: HEY I HEAR THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK LIVES THERE

Pirate #1: -_- He's not the Man in the Iron Mask. It's the Tombola guy.

Nae: OH OK. I'm hungry. Where is there to eat around here?

Pirate #2: There's the Golden Dubloon... got any dubloons?

Nae: Well, I have a crayon that's Dubloon Copper... I CAN GET A WHOLE FRENCH FRY JUST FOR MEEE

Pirate #1: o_o Um, let's just eat on the boat... we'll have to start sailing now if we want to get to Mystery Island before dark.

Nae: -hops on the ship- SING WITH ME!! YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR MEEEE...

Pirate #2: Ohmygod. -__-;

Nae: WE PILAGE WE PLUNDER WE RIFLE AND LOOT....

Pirate #1: I wonder if this kid has any family?

Nae: DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HOOOOO....

Pirate #2: Thank Sloth Mystery Island is just an hour boat ride from here. x_x

Nae: -colors a picture- HEY YOU KNOW WHAT

Pirate #1: -_- What.

Nae: YOU SMELL KINDA BAD. I HAVE A SOAP COLORED CRAYON, WANNA USE IT?!

-is thrown off the boat-

Nae: HEY MY LITTLE PEA ARMS CAN'T SWIM GOOD!!

-drifts to a small island-

Nae: Now how am I supposed to get to Mystery Island... T_T;

Chapter Four
Mischief on Mystery Island

Nae: Geez guys, I don't know how to thank you for rescuing me off that island...

Sailor #1: No problem. We were head to the Harbor anyways. So, who are you meeting here?

Nae: -sigh- No one... MY FAMILY KICKED ME OUT AN-

Sailor #2: Uh... sorry about that, but we really gotta go...

Nae: Bye.=D

-looks around-

Hmm... I wonder where I should go...=o THE BEACH SWEET!

Beach Bum: Hey buddy, you're in my sunlight.

Nae: Geez dood, you look like my Tomato Chia friend.=o HEY WHAT ARE THOSE MYNCIS DOING?!

Bum: -sigh- They're playing Beach Volleyball... don't bother asking them to play though, they think they're too 1337 for you.

-Nae runs up to Myncis-

Nae: HEY CAN I PLAY?!

Mynci #1: Hey guys! A new volleyball! And it talks!

Nae: Um, no... I wanted to actually pla-- -scream- LET GO OF ME I'M VERY SENSITIVE!

Mynci #2: This guy makes a pretty good volleyball. -serve-

Mynci #1: Yeah. I wonder when he'll stop screaming. -bump-

Mynci #3: I can't quite make out what he's saying... -set-

Nae: OHMYGOD MY CRAYONS!! -scream-

Mynci #1: Something about crayons. Oh darn, missed it. Your serve, Frank.

Nae: OHMYGOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! -scream- I LOST ALL MY CRAYONS! -shriek- AND NOW MY INDEGESTION IS STARTING UP! THANKS A LOT!

Myncis: -stare-

-Nae marches off-

Bum: Told you. :)

Nae: All my poor crayons... -sob- OHMIGOD ITS JASON! -screamrunaway-

-Nae bumps into a local-

Local: That's not Jason... It's the Tombola Man, sheesh. You should go see him.

Nae: He's not gonna try and sell me cosmetics, is he?! -cringe-

Local: o_o;

-Nae goes up to Tombola Man-

Nae: HI MY NAME IS NAE

Tombola Man: Why, hello there Nae... would you like to pull out a ticket?

Nae: Sure.=D I got a four... WHAT DO I WIN?!

Tombola Man: Aw, nothing I'm afraid. But look, you won a booby prize!

Nae: Musho Mushy Peas. -_-

-Nae runs off-

Nae: Whoa, a volcano!

Local: Yeah, um, I wouldn't get too close... it's in the process of erupting.

Nae: SWEET! -runs up to top-

-looks down- WHOA LAVA=o -gets out Chia Crayon Sword-

I wonder if I could try and touch it...

-scream- OH MY GOD IT MELTED! TT_TT;;

-runs off mountain-

-sob- My Chia Crayon Sword...

Jhuidah: Hey there little fella, what's bugging you?

Nae: MY FAMILY DOESNT LOVE ME AND IVE LOST ALL MY WORLDLY POSSESIONS

Jhuidah: Well child, come here to me Cooking Pot. Mabye if you help me for a while you'll cheer up. :)

Nae: Ok.=D

Jhuidah: Ah, our first customer. Wha can we do for you?

Lupe: Hi, yeah, um, I'd like to combine this Pile of Dung with these Peas.

Nae: WHAT?! -attacks- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! HOW ABOUT I COMBINE THIS DUNG WITH YOUR FACE?! -scream-

Jhuidah: Nae! Knock it off NOW! -is thrown into the Rock Pool-

Nae: This is getting old fast. -_-

Chapter Five
Maraqua Mishaps

Nae: -puts on scuba gear- Well, I guess I could swim around for a while until I figure out where to go... -dive-

=oo WHOA!!! AN UNDERSEA VILLAGE!!

-reads sign- Kelp, eh? I wonder what's in there.=DD -prances in-

Scorchio Waiter: Excuse me, do you have a reservation?

Nae: Fer whut.

Waiter: For Kelp... the most prestigous restaraunt in all of Neopia. Now, what name is the reservation under?

Nae: Naelyii.=D

Waiter: Naelyii, is it? Alright... -checks list- I'm sorry, your name isn't here.

Nae: Yes it is. o_o

Waiter: No, it isn't. e_e

Nae: -pulls out crayon and sprawls 'NAE' across whole page- YOU GOT SERVED

Waiter: x_x -throws outside-

Nae: I hurt me bottom. :( I don't know how though, since I'm underwater...=o

-looks around- Ooooh a sign! -reads-

To the Maraqua Ruins... Hm... sounds fun! -follows sign-

-blood curdling scream comes from Nae after he looks around-

Bruce Resident: Holy barnacles! Whats the matter?!

Nae: -sob- It... it... -blink- HASN'T BEEN UPDATED!!!!

Bruce: ...So?

Nae: ITS OLD!! -suffocates from unupdatedness-

Bruce: -_- -hangs up 'to be updated' sign-

Nae: HOW DO YOU BREATHE UNDERWATER?

Bruce: Well, it's complicated actually...

Nae: -screamgasp- ARENT YOU FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID?!

Bruce: No, I wa- -is jumped on by Nae-

Nae: YEAH YOU WERE FLOUNDER!!=ooo I LOVED THAT GUY! HE WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE CAUSE HE WAS SHY... JUST LIKE MEEEE

Bruce: I wasn't Flounder, kid. XD

Nae:=o DO YOU HAVE SEBASTIEN'S AUTOGRAPH?!

Bruce: -kicks away-

Nae: My wee little bottom can't take much more. D;

-runs to Underwater Fishing-

=o THIS LOOKS FUN!!

Krawk: Hey there! Take a place on the jetty and start fishing!

Nae: -giggle- What's a jetty?

Krawk: -sigh- It's a dock. e_e

Nae: Oh. -giggle-

-casts-

-screamscreamscream- OMIGOD I CAUGHT A TITANTIC SQUID!!

Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use 'Fishing - Titanic Squid' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

Krawk: WHAT?! I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR THAT AVATAR FOR EVER!!

Nae: Hahah... -scream- AHH!! -is eaten by squid-

-looks around- It's so dark in here. ._.

Chapter Six
Tyrannia Tirade

-Giant Squid spits Nae onto Tyrannian shore-

Nae: Ergh... where am I?

Giant Squid: Tyrannia. You taste horrible, and I thought you'd be a good addition to the Giant Omelette.

Nae: WHAT?! -runs away- Must... get... away... from... the Omelette!! -runs into Volcano Run Scorchio-

Scorchio: UGG! Ugga graduga lacka!! Ugga bah ooga?! Ugga paruga!!

Nae: O_O Uh...

Scorchio: UGGA!!!! UGGA. BAH. OOGA!!! Ugga tyugg lacka?!

Nae: -giggles- Oh, I get it. UGGA UGGA BOOGA WOOGA!!!

Scorchio: D; Booga... wooga? -runs off crying-

Random Passerby: Whoa, what'd you say to that Scorchio?

Nae: I dunno... I ran into him and he was all UGGA OOGA and so then I was like BOOGA WOOGA and he was all WAHHHHH and I was al-

Passerby: Uh, I got it. FYI, you're in Tyrannia, and 'ugga ugga booga wooga' means 'You're fat, smelly, and your face looks like a mutant Pterodactyl.'

Nae: Seriously? I said four words... Well, ugga ugga booga wooga! -skips off-

-stomach grumbles-

Holy Sloth, I'm starving! -goes into Tyrannian Foods-

Shopkeeper: Uggh-ugga-ugg!

Nae: Uh, yeah, ugga, whatevs. What kinda grub you got here?

-Shopkeeper gives Nae Nautilus, Dino Snapper, and Tentacle Sprout-

Nae: -_- Do you have any real food? I could go for some tasty Kacheeps... -drool-

Shopkeeper: UGGA!!!!! -throws Nautilus at Nae's head-

Nae: -scream- AHHHHHH!! OMG!!!!! CLAM ON MY HEAD!!! GET IT OFF!!! -scream- I'M ALLERGIC TO SHENKUU FOOD! OMG!!! CLAM!!!!!!

Later, at the Plateau...

Nae: Hello Mr. Ticket Booth Techo, my name is Nae. I'm an Aquarius, and I enjoy long walks around a plate, carrots, and cray--

Ticket Booth Techo: o_o Can I help you? And you do realize you have a, uh, Nautilus on your head, right?

Nae: LOLZ! You mean my clam? Yes... -pet- After the nice Jub Jub told me clams aren't from Shenkuu, we've developed a strong bond. And I would like two tickets for the Blue Kacheek Group concert, please!

TBT: ...two tickets?

Nae: Yes silly head, one for me and one for my clam. :D

TBT: o_O Whatever. And the concert for tonight is sold out, I'm afraid.

Nae: WHAT?!?!?! WHAT!!! BLUE KACHEEK GROUP IS MY FAVORITE GROUP!!! I WORSHIP THE GROUND THEY WALK ON!!

TBT: Really? What's your favorite song?

Nae: Well, uh... my all time favorite would be... umm... well they wrote it for me, actually, it's called uh... NAE & CLAM BESTIES FOREVER!!! -runs off-

Sorry we couldn't get into the concert, Clam. I know how much you like to sing.

Random Moehog: UGGAA!!! Ugga ugg pea ugga ugg uggg ugga uggaa omelette ugga ugg YUMMMMM!!!

Nae: Oh snap Clam, they found me! Let's get out of here!! -runs into Wheel of Monotony-

Nae: Ughh.. ow. Are you okay, Clam?

Clam: ...

Nae: OH CLAM, you don't have to say ANYTHING! :D Hey, what's this...? Wheel of Monotony? Clam, do you know what 'monotony' means?

Clam: ...

Nae: Oh, of course! YOU'RE SO SMART, CLAM! -spins-

-five minutes later-

Uh... I think it was supposed to stop LIKE FOUR MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS AGO!!!! -taps foot-

-one hour later-

WHAT THE SLOTH!!!! CLAM, GO GET THE MANAGER!!

-two hours later-

WELL I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T TALK CLAM, BUT ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF!! WHAT??! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TEENY TENTACLE STUBS FOR LEGS!! YOU WIL-- :o Hey, I think it's stopping!! -jumps up and down- What did we win!? ...A rock? WE WON A ROCK?!?! WE SAT HERE FOR THREE HOURS AND FIVE MINUTES FOR A ROCK?!?! -screams- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, CLAM!

-stomps off towards mountain-

Let's get out of this stupid land, Clam... hey, what's this? A cave? OH HAPPY DAY CLAM, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO SPELUNKING!! -runs inside-

Uh oh... it's so dark and cold in here. -shiver- All I can hear is the dripping of water!

Mysterious Deep Voice: Do you wish to investigate?

Nae: O_O Who said that?!

MDV: I did, the Mysterious Deep Voice. I'll be guiding through the Lair of the Beast.

Nae: Beast? ...ok, sure! Let's investigate! :D -goes deeper into the cave-

-brushes spider webs away- OMG GROSS -gets out hand sanitizer-

-loud scratching noises can be heard from above-

It's as if some creature was near. :o Hey, Clam, is that a rope? It's so dark I can hardly see...

MDV: Do you wish to climb upwards?

Nae: Yes please! I want to get out stupid ugga ugga land...

A small cavern... oh. Hey, that must be the exit! It looks like there's... teeth on the wall? Clam, I hope that's you breathing!

MDV: Do you wish to proceed?

Nae: -whimper- Uh... sure?

-beast pops out of the darkness-

RAWWWWRRR!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!

Nae: O_________O;;;; RUN AWAY CLAM!!!! WE GOTTA FIND A WAY OUT!!

The next morning...

Nae: -is blinded by the sunlight- Hey Clam, we made it out of the cave! But, where are we now? -shiver-