There are many "classes" (white rooms with padded walls in which we do our best in not doing our best) at the Shenkuu Rehabilitation Center.
Games Rehab is helping you to stop playing so many games to get those spiffy avatars. And while we claw you away from your computer, we proceed to play said game until we knock you out of the hi score table. Win-win!
Current patients: moon_wolf363, litlpaws102
Trying to restock in the magic shop like crazy so you can one day afford the collateral for MSPP? Nonsense! While you are getting operated on, we will proceed to restock until we can one day afford collateral for SuAP and MSPP for those who don't have it yet.
Current patients: seashells216216
Are you that lucky jerk that got a Fountain Faerie Quest after a month on Neo? Or maybe you're that lucky person who won the jackpot at Buried Treasure on the first try? Or maybe a Pirate Paintbrush just fell out of the sky and into your lap? Well, despite the fact that you may see this all as good things, it is not…for us at least. So we'll just tie you up for a while and, depending if you simply have Lucky Rehab or you have Double/Triple Lucky Rehab like Sea and D respectively, we may or may not feed you for a while.
Current patients: seashells216216, d_revived, lucky13309
Do you try to walk out of a room but fail horribly and as a result ram your left shoulder repeatedly into the door to the point where it doesn't bother you that much anymore but it still keeps happening? No? That's just me? Darn.
Current patients: animalgurrl55
Oh yes, the reason that everyone looks forward to. Just follow us this hallway, make a right, make a left, go straight, turn right…
Current patients: the world may never know…
Playing MSN broke your keyboard? That's too bad. Can barely get over 5k because you hate it? Also too bad.
Current patients: seashells216216, moodswings108
Going through the boards you will see several words and abbreviations used. Here is a list of some of the more common words. And thank you to Moon for letting me bum 80% of these off of you.
AC = Altador Cup - You may also see the Roman Numeral I, II, III, IV, and V next to it to indicate what year the person is referring to. We have just finished ACIV.
Altador Cup Teams
SK = Shenkuu*
DC = Darigan Citadel
KI = Krawk Island
RI = Roo Island
MI = Mystery Island
LD = Lost Desert
TY = Tyrannia
AL = Altador
BV = Brightvale
FL = Faerieland
HW = Haunted Woods
KL = Kiko Lake
MQ = Maraqua
MD = Meridell
TM = Terror Mountain
VP = Virtupets
KD = Kreludor
*SK has become the normal abbreviation for Shenkuu but you may occasionally see the SH pop up from time to time.
The Altador Cup Games
YYB = Yooyu Ball - The main game of the AC where you play as your whole team and try to score as many goals as possible against the opposing team.
SS = Slushie Slinger - A side game first seen in the ACII where you are a red tuskianny waitress whose job is to serve impatient customers slushies.
MSN = Make Some Noise - Another side game started in the ACII where you are the Crazy Techo Fan. You are given two letters and you have to hit those two letters as fast as possible causing the Crazy Techo Fan to cheer louder, your wrist/fingers to receive increases amounts of stress, and possible damage to your keyboard... but it was all for your team so no one cares... at least not too much
SOSD or SHOSHO = Shootout Showdown- A side game that was started during ACIV where you must kick a yooyu past a Jelly Chia goalie five times. Though, you have 60 seconds to do it. And whether you win or lose, in the end the Chia will proceed to laugh at you.
Shenkuu Scoreboard Terms
Scorekeeper = The person who is in charge of keeping the total count of scores posted on the board. They are also in charge of running the game challenges (Marathons and races).
Scoremonster = See FAQ
Shenkuu Rehabilitation Center = Created at the end of the ACII this is a place staffed and employed by all the people from the Scoreboard that need help such as being too lucky or having and obsession with RSing. It is also the page you are on at the moment.
Sarcasm Button = Created near the end of the ACII this button allow for sarcastic comments to be made in a conversation, seeing how it is hard to tell what is sarcastic over the internet. Just add *pushes sarcasm button* before or at the end of your sarcastic statement. CAUTION: For your health please use sparingly.
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Songs/Poems
When You Wish Upon a Star
Cathleen (annegermany22)
When you wish upon a star...
Just hope it's not ours...
Shiny scalpels, death traps,
And rehab centers
It's what we live for
We've a perfect
Patients NOT cured" record
And that's not going to change
We're always around to help an addiction
And yes, it's just a checkup
Honestly, it is
Behold, our pwnsome sarcasm button
Oh, yes it's true
(Ignore the irony button next to it)
Welcome to the Shenkuu R&C
Shuriken are plenty
So duck and watch your head
Born a humble scoreboard
For the ACII
With full-out marathons
And crazy all-nighters
(Disclaimer: We're not responsible
For any injuries that may occur
If you happen to be in the middle of
Our chaotic mini-wars)
(And if you happen to need treatment
Stop by, we always need test subjects,
I mean, patients,
To try those scalpels on)
Once just AC obsessed,
Now we're just plain INSANE
Untitled
Joes (joeseatat)
You need help!
Stay awhile in the SRC
Our staff is caring
We cure every malady:
Addictions, insanity
insomnia too!
Our violent secretary
will admit you
Don't be surprised
if you come out a mess
0 patients cured."
Is our enduring prowess
Syringes, shuriken,
Scalpels and more
We're in the process
of our own mini-war!
What are you doing?
Don't press that button!
Great, now I'm sarcastic
When I say, "I like mutton."
Some of us are rich
and also are jerks
but being their...um...friend
provides some great perks!
List of "Shenkuu Songs" to the beat of other songs
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Fan Art
All of your art are belonging to ussss~
So you should draw us something, whether traditional or digital. This is great therapy.
But I wouldn't know, I'm not the doctor.
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News
July 6th – So ACIV is officially over. Figured I should get off my lazy horse and finish the page.
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FAQ
You guys are crazy.
…
That's not a question?
We thank you though 8D
How come during the off-season the board numbers start over but the other teams' don't?
To repeat what I said earlier, during the Altador Cup we are the Shenkuu Scoreboard. Since school's out and everyone is rapidly posting scores, it's pretty active and you'll notice that those board numbers increase faster. During the off-season we change to the Shenkuu Relax and Chat, or Shenkuu R&C, so the numbers start from zero. Since school has started, once summer ends the board starts slowing down significantly. 30-minute boards turn into week long boards, if not more.
Why did you guys go to the Neopets Trading Card board after the Altador Cup II but moved to the Virtupets board after the Altador Cup III?
Cause we're board hoppers.
In all seriousness though, we went to the TCG board because it was generally dead. We were originally in the Games board but we caused a bit of a riot for being "off-topic" so we kind of got kicked out and kind of left. It's one of those "You're fired!" "No, I quit!" things. Actually it was super fun 8D
This year we decided to go with the rest of the teams and move to the Virtupets board.
Why are there so many Shenkuu boards/What are all of the Shenkuu boards?
There's only a few, but it's because we're just that awesome. During the Cup, one board has chatting and posting scores while the others has less talking and lots of score spam.
There are two main chat groups. There's the SoS: Shenkuu Official Supporters. They're a sister board to us and if you want to chat during the Cup, you'll have better luck there. Then there's the Shenkuu Scoreboard/Shenkuu Relax and Chat. We chat a lot during the off-season, but during the Cup we mainly motivate each other and post scores. The Shenkuu Teahouse is open to all teams, but is called the 'Shenkuu' Teahouse as a way of showing they're peaceful and nice. And we just won't mention SOCKS, haha.
So now that I know about SoS, why can't I find them in the Virtupets board?
They either got eaten by Meepits or they're in Other Worlds.
Most likely in Other Worlds.
Who/What is a Scoremonster/SKoremonster?
Haha, scorekeeper is the scoremonster. During the Cup, the scorekeeper "devours" our scores, therefore: Scoremonster. Rawr. They also have all of the power.
OMG, GRAPHIC EATER? WHO THAT?
Gaby ♥
She also has 'I pwned All-Star!' shields here.
What happened to the door gifts, like the one Zhaomin got?
We went into debt because of D's sandwiches, Joes's constant damage to our rafters, and Litlpaws' and Reina's humanlike…ness. We started using them as medical supplies. They'll be given to new members though, haha.
Why did D get paid while the other employees didn't?
I was threatened with an eraser cap.
Did I mention we're in debt?
So apparently D's lunch break has been four years and counting, which is longer than the Rehabilitation Center has been here?
Yep.
Why did you and Joes disappear for so long?
I was out of the country and Joes was so entranced by her studies.
I hope you didn't think I meant medical studies.
Did you ever get surgery on your feet courtesy of Joes and D?
YOU SHALL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!! -dies-
Are any of the surgeries actually safe?
I'm not allowed to answer that.
But I can say that our perfect track record has not been damaged, despite Litlpaws' efforts. Make what you will of that.
WHOA, WHOSE THAT BEHIND THE DESK WITH THE AIR-FILLED SYRINGE?!
That's our pet.
I mean Joes.
Yep…I meant Joes
Does Joes really watch movies during surgery and does D really eat sandwiches over opened wounds?
Hm…
I'll have to ask someone if they have any crumbs in their bloodstream first.
Do you really hate all of your employees?
Haha, probably.
Are these really FAQ or are you making this up?
Probably making them up.
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Also known as Reina or Reina-chan.
