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Why do they assume the night is a woman? What right do they have? But yes, they grip her by the shoulders and tell her, 'You are nature, and therefore a woman.' So I close my eyes and let the waves and the shadows carry me back to that from whence I came; it is where I belong, with the rest of my kind, embracing our judgment until we are nothing but bodies. Bodies - thrown one atop the other like piles of beautiful corpses they call art. Then I blink and answer, 'Yes, I love the night.' - sparkle_zen

Each winter a grand dance is held at Secret Location (its secret to keep pesky Lupes and Meercas away). My owner, sparkle_zen, takes me every year. Last year I didn't do so well because my flippers kept getting in the way. This year is a different story, well, I sure hope it is. Either way, it's always fun watching all the new dance moves being performed by the most talented Neopets. Remember: The last Bruce standing wins!

I am still quite young, but when I get older I know I'm going to win the contest. The prize is a Golden Juppie and a lifetime supply of Chia Pops! I absolutely go mad for Chia Pops. They are the best!

I am the youngest in the family. I have two older siblings, my brother Klomp2000, who is a Kau, and my sister ViviLily, who is a Kacheek, and the oldest. I'm called the "baby" of the family. I don't know if I like that name, but I know that when my sister says it, she means she loves me. My sister is good at making pretty things, and saying pretty things. My brother likes to take things apart and fiddle around with them. Sometimes he makes them better. I don't know what they're doing most of the time, but I like to sit and watch them. Sometimes I ask questions. When I ask too many questions, my brother gives me a look and I get scared. My sister just says, "Shhh. I'm trying to work. Go and play somewhere else.

When I am not strutting my stuff, I love a good snowball fight. You can't beat 20 odd Neopets all pelting each other with snowballs and getting soaking wet. It is terrific fun! Afterwards we normally head back to my NeoHome, where we have hot toasted crumpets with chocolate and marshmellows. Anyway, enough about me, how are you? Why not drop sparkle_zen a NeoMessage, maybe you could become great friends! You never know.

Level	1
Strength	10
Speed	10
Defence Rating	8
Maximum Hit Points	8
Current Hit Points	18
Intelligence	40