Preamble
We the users, of the premium neopets, in order to form a more perfect neo, establish greatness, ensure anti-n00bness, provide for the common addicts, promote the future of neopets, and secure the blessings of no ads to ourselves and our prosperity, do ordain we establish, this constitution for the Premium of Neopets.

Article I - The boards

Be SUPER careful not to post jelly world board stuff on the premium boards
All boards should be non-spamish.
No person(s) should ever interfere with the well-being of all boards.
No person(s) should ever create multiple threads on the same topic within the same page.
No person(s) should ever say they're "leaving" or "taking a break" then return within 5 mins.
No person(s) should ever call these, the 'unwritten rules'.

Article II - Referring

No person(s) should ever refer someone they just met.
No person(s) should ever lurk at other's referral boards and steal their referrals.
No person(s) should ever guarantee items for referrals.
No person(s) should ever abuse the referral rights.
No person(s) should ever refer someone without referring them to Leto's petpage first.

Article III - "Extras
No person(s) should ever whine about not getting enough, if you don't like it, unsubscribe, that simple.
No person(s) should ever say, "I think we should get..." if TNT wants you to get it, they'll give it.
No person(s) should ever say, "Premium's not worth it," if it's not worth it, then why are you here?

Article IV - Breaking away from Normal Neopets

The whole point, well, for most of us, of getting Neopets Premium is to break away from the normal neopets. This ensures the anti-n00bness. This also gives special benefits. We don't want to hear about your neopets girlfriend, we don't want to hear all of the chatspeak, in order to break away from this all, we have subscribed to Premium Neopets. In order to form a more perfect Neopets day.