[†] Prelude [†]
--[The best thing to do is just walk away slowly]--

............


[†] Updates [†]

kelly-- Just updating pictures, music, and all that other stuff. ^ - ^

Mitz: *dies from lack of bread*

kelly-- .____.?

Mitz: x....x




 [†] Biography [†]
--[It's probably contagious...]--


[Name] Mitzumizo or just Mitz
[Age] Older than tuna but younger than most lint...
[DOB] Every Tuesday...
[Gender] Last time I checked, male.
[Species] Some cross between a rock, a soapy rat, and an orange...
[Element] Fire
[Existentialism or Nihilism?] Nihilism, definitely...
[Fur] Striped light blue, black and dark blue with black markings.
[Eyes] Maroon
[Hobbies] If I had any of those then I wouldn't be here talking to you then would I?
[Illness] Schizotypal(Schizophrenic), avoidant, and antisocial are the disorders I'm told I have...
[Ducks] There are ducks in a pair of shoes outside, make sure not to feed them mustard.
[One word to Describe] Feckles...


[†] A Tale [†]
--[Mustard Ducks]--

Mitz: Hmm...where should I start...
*You tell the rat thing to start with his childhood*
Mitz: What? I was never a kid, you soap box.
*You tell him all creatures have childhoods*
Mitz: I was produced in a laboratory using bits and pieces of cells from multiple creatures. My creator had originally intended to use me as a weapon, but now he's gone...*breaks into laughter*
*You inquire as to the reason for the sudden laughing fit*
Mitz: Three-legged lambs make me laugh ^x^...Well, I don't really feel it's necessary for me to point out ever little detail of my life, so we'll move on to:

Likes and Dislikes:

[Tolerable]
-Tuna and Rolls (the smell alone is enough to drive me insane)-
-Three-legged lambs (*snickers*)-
-5:00pm Tuesday-
-Organizing markers, cards, books, and toothpicks-
--


[Intolerable]
-Fast Food (Tacos >:0)-
-Plushies-
-Ignorance (of others and myself as well)-
-Being awake (I think too much when I'm awake)-
-Sleeping (nightmares)-
-Silence (the voices seem louder when it's quite)-
-Happy living things-
-Large crowds-
-Day-to-Day activities-
-Lies-
-Trusting others-
--


[†] Semi-Relatives [†]
--[Apples? .___o]--

Mitz: *sigh* How'd I get stuck with all these weirdos? .___.

-[The Basic People]-

-S.e.i.k.a-
Hmm...Well, Seika is undergoing testing so not much can go here...I hope she gets turned into some freaky-looking grayish red mutant goat bubble...



-S.o.r.a-
Kelly and Oeki found Sora next to a river one day with no memories, some disease (too bad it wasn't a flesh eating virus...), and no way to find out who her original owner was, so for all we know her real name could be Twinkletoes ;0...Anyway, I'm told I have to care, but since I don't really enjoy to lie, I'm going to tell you that I won't lose any sleep over the matter...


-O.e.k.i-
Oeki clings to me like a box of rocks to a tree. He's like a weirdo little shadow that eats my food and puts plushies in the fish tank. Seika tells me that I'm some kind of role model for him, and I normally reply to that with mancial laughter. He doesn't speak audible english all that well yet, so talking to him is like talking to a dog with a mouth full of tacos...I hope that one day evil things happen to him.


-k.e.l.l.y (final_elegance)-
Erm...well she isn't a turnip or a hamster...





[†] Marionettes [†]
--[There's more and more of them everyday...]--

............


 [†] Reality and the Truth [†]
--[That's not a squirrel it's a cupcake]--

*You kindly ask your host to explain the purpose of this section*
Mitz: It seems that ever since I was created, people have had misunderstandings about who I am and what I'm like. Therefore, this section is dedicated to clearing up any uncertainties.
*You nod, but secretly attempt to locate the nearest exit*
To Be Happy - It is true that I struggle with the illusion of happiness. No matter how much I fight, I can never fool my mind into believing that I have some hope of ever recieving that one moment of true bliss. Several people have informed me that if I wasn't so against happiness that I could find some peace. Hmm, all living creatures seek some form of happiness, as do I.
Who I Am - I've been asked by people whether I was emo/goth/or any of societies' other categories. First of all, absolutely not! I refuse to allow you to organize me into one of your ignorant little groups. Why ever sort creatures like that anyway? Secondly, there are some who have labeled me 'evil'? Just because my opinions vary from yours does not make me a demon devoid of all goodness. I have my good qualities...though nothing comes to mind at the moment.
Relationships with Other Creatures - I have very few positive relationships with real creatures. Most people say this is caused by my 'hatred' of all living things, which isn't completly true. I lack the ability to relate to others and often times find myself bored with new people after a few minutes. My thoughts shift too frequently for me to keep on topic, day-to-day conversations about the weather, political affaris, ect. tend to just upset me and put me in a foul mood, and I've been told that I'm too easily disgusted by simple human flaws and emotions.


[†] Line Sculptures [†]
--[I watch as the lines in my head form words]--

*You stumble over a small notebook in the middle of the path*
Mitz: *picks up the notebook* This is proof that kelly has nothing better to do than draw hundreds of pictures. Though most of the pictures she's drawn have been thrown away. That tree killer .___<

--[New Art]--

[Forest Sketch]



[Purple Button Justice]



[Circle Picture]



[The Tiny Universe]



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--[Old Pictures]--

[Chibiness]



[Fancy Mitz]



[Old Mitz Design]






 [†] Art from Others [†]
--[Isn't fanart just wonderful...]--

Mitz: Hmm...I don't understand the point of fanart or art trades...I guess it's an artist thing... :/
kelly-- All art trades and such are found HERE.


[†] Finale [†]
--[The best thing to do is just walk away slowly]--

Mitz: That mushy brain of yours probably hasn't gotten anything important from my page, as expected... Why not go back to whatever it is you think is so alluring so that you may once again forget the most beautiful thing you have.
*You inquire as to what this 'beautiful' thing is*
Mitz: It's not worth your time to know if you can't figure it out on your own. *woddles away with a tea cup upon his forehead*
kelly-- Erm, there are no fancy awards or cute adoptables, so why not have a link instead? ;D

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Esso ammi friao et
[Who will save me from myself]




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