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First, a word from Lin...
Miles is the youngest of my three neopets. He is very imaginative, even to a fault. You may tell him there's no such thing as the Evil Jelly Bean. You may tell him there is no ghost meowclops hiding under his bed, or that meepits are not part of his constitutional rights, or that petpets don't magically bathe themselves when nobody's looking, but this is all in vain. And when I think about it, I wouldn't have him any other way.
Now, without further adu.. here's Miles!
Oh, hi, guest!
My name's Miles! Imma lupe! What? You want to know how I knew you were coming..? Uhh.. a little pteri told me! Yeah.. you can't trust those pteris.. Sure they eat up all the pteri seed you leave for them on the front steps, but they're still hungry.. they look at me with their beedy, hungry little eyes.... I think they want to eat Bill, but they can't have 'im!
Where did I come from?
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I was born on Wednesday, December 20th in the Neopian Hospital on The Highstreet, Neopia Central. Suzer says all the nurses kept wanting to get a peek at me because there weren't a lot of baby lupes back then. Lin says that's why I'm not afraid to have a lot of attention now with the comic.
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This is my first picture! Lin took this after she came home from restocking our shop and found me ripping up all our stuffed chias. She wasn't really mad, cuz I was so little, I didn't know any better. But Seth was supposed to be watching me when I did it! That used to happen a lot.
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When I was old enough, we decided to go out and find me a petpet! Lin says I was really picky. She spent so much time and neopoints getting me a meowclops, and I thought it looked okay from a distance, but up close, those things are freaky! They look like those dark fuzzy things you wash dishes with, except they wiggle and blink and stuff! Weird..!
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Then there was this faelie named Garrett, and I thought he was pretty cool, but my dad said he looked like he was gonna blow away! I think he's right. So Mom went out looking for a new petpet and took Dad with her.
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I thought I might never find the perfect petpet just for me, and that's when my dad found Bill.
Bill is the coolest petpet in the whole world! He chews up stuff and rolls on dirt, and he sneezes a lot! It makes me laugh. Mom says he smells funny, but I just think he smells like Bill.
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Don't get me wrong now, meepits are Totally awesome!! but they're just petpets, they're not friends. I like to take Bill and go meepit hunting, but all we ever find are feepits and babaas.
One day I will find you meepits and learn your meepity ways... One day...!!
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Meet My Family!
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This is Lin-chan, or 'the kittylin.' She's my mom. She likes to take my picture a lot and read me stories. She also draws the comic with me and Seth and Suzer in it. I love you, Momma!
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This is my big sister Suzer! She's really nice, and really silly, but she has too many admirers! They get annoying sometimes and I eat their shoelaces.
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Here's my big brother Seth! He was adopted from the pound as a blue lupe before I was born. He listens to weird music and collects Usukis. But he always has time to play with me!
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This is Not-A-Meepit-Bill, my tyrannian doglefox. As you can see, he's not a meepit, and he chews on everything! But he's also good at finding cool stuff like dead bugs and pieces of string.
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A little about me...
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This is my room!
It was all put together and ready for me when I came home from the hospital! All except the crib. I don't need that anymore, I'm too big! I wish I could put up more Jeran and meepit stuff in here, but Mom says that's what my clubhouse is for.
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This is Seth reading books to me. Sometimes he does it, and sometimes Lin does. I've read lots of books. My I.Q. is 717! I tell Lin I want to read every book in Neopia, but then she buys boring ones! She oughta know I don't wanna read the boring ones! Duh..!
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Meepit Juice Break is my favourite game! I like to do it in Zen mode, cuz then it lasts a lot longer. Suzer giggles at me cuz I dance a little to the music sometimes. It's a good song! I wish there was a Meepit Juice Break speaker I could put in my clubhouse, or my room if Mom will let me, but she says it drives her nuts.
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And why does everyone think lupes hate chias? They're squishy and fun to bite and they can't run very fast. I Love chias!
Seth used to help me sneak up on 'em sometimes when he was supposed to be watching me, cuz Mom said I'm not allowed. But now Seth says he's a vegetarian! A vegetarian lupe?? Sometimes I think, "how can I be related to that guy?!" And then I remember, "oh yeah, I'm not!" Hehee.
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This is Balthazaar! He's really cool, and he hunts faeries and keeps 'em in jars! He's big an tough, and reeeally really fuzzy, with big teeth! When I grow up, I hope I'm just a big and strong and cool-looking as him! Grrrr... sometimes I like to hunt Seth's babaa, Mary, and I must be really good, cuz she hides under the bed a lot!
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This is Jeran, and he's really cool too. He's crazy-awesome with his sword! I bet he can beat ten million hundred giant evil jelly beans... standing on one foot! I got to be Jeran for halloween one year. That was totally cool.
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One day we had a new teacher, cuz Mr. Lupids art classes were running late. But this new guy had No idea what he was doing. He's supposed to give us gummy slorgs and chocolate milk, and then he's supposed to help us make new pictures to take home, and then he's supposed to have nothing to do but read me a book! I mean.. how hard is that?
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This is my clubhouse!! It's called the Not-A-Meepit Guild. It's totally full of meepit stuff, and me and my friends like to go here and play games and plot against the meepits. But no meepits are allowed because then they would learn our secrets, and then we'd never catch one! We come up with better plans every day. I think we're gonna have a breakthrough any time now.
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This is me hangin out with my friends! There's Stella, and Mae, and we're really mad at this one kougra girl who chewed up all the toys in the box at Preschool!! I was really mad, cuz I was playin' with the korbat plushie first. Grrr... But Lin says I'm s'posed to be a gentleman, and I gotta play nice.
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This is my snowman! His name is Alfred. Me and lin made him in Happy Valley., and then we picked him up and took him home. He lives in our neogarden with all of Suzer's flowers an stuff. I dunno why he never melts, but he loves Christmas time! He's excited for this year all ready. He told me so.
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This is a pic of my dad! His name is Miles Foxxer, and I'm named after him I guess. He doesn't really play neopets, and Mom and him got divorced in December 2002. I dont get to see him a whole lot, but he did give me my petpet, Bill, who's the greatest petpet in the whole world!! 0_0
Even if he's notta meepit.
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He's a Star!
On the 31st of January, 2005, I won the Pet Spotlight!
My mom got me a great big, brand new Balthazar plushie, and people were givin' me jelly beans all week. It was the best week of my whole life!
Oh, and I got a neat trophy.
Site Spotlight Award!
On Friday, May 27th, 2005, I won the Site Spotlight!
Yup, this page you're looking at right now won my mom a neat trophy that looks like a computer! (By the way... what's a computer...?)
Me and The Beauty Contest!
Well, when I was really little, I remember the whole family rushing around helping Suzer with the beauty contests. Lin figured since I didn't like all the cute pretty toys she gave me, that I wouldn't want to have anything to do with the contests either. But lookit all the attention she gets! I wanted to be in the beauty contest too! So finally, Lin drew a pic and entered me. I won 2nd place overall!
This is how it all started. After I won 2nd place overall, Lin was really proud of me, and I've been in lots of beauty competitions since then.
With this next picture, I won 1st place in the Lupes' division on the 14th of October, 2002!
Finally, I won the lupes' division again for the Christmas week competition.
I placed 1st in the lupe's division again for the Feb. 17th beauty contest. Lin thought that since Suzer had a realistic pic entered, that I could have one too.
I placed 1st in the lupe's division again for the April 7th beauty contest. Lin's getting more comfortable drawing me now. :)
When all the petpets ran off to eat green jelly, some of them were actually giving their lunch money to me so I would help them cross the street where they could xerox their faces.
Lin caught me though, and took this pic for the beauty contest that week. I won 2nd place. :D
I placed 1st in the lupe's division again for the April 14th beauty contest with my friend Stella from neoschool! Hi, Stella!
I got another trophy from the 29th of October, 2003 competition with this one:
I won first place in the lupes again for the 2 April 2004 Competition. This time, I got to hold lotsa meepits!!!
With this pic, I won 3rd place Overall, Valentines week of 2005:
I won 2nd place Overall again 15th July 2005!
Thanx everyone for your votes!
Art Gallery!
Whoo-hoo! Now I'm in the Art Gallery just like Suzer! 30/April/2004
Obligatory Likes and Dislikes:
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Likes! (Yay!)
Cookies just look
a lot better in here.
My new Balthazar
plushie!
Neocola Bottles!!
wax is the best part!
Squeegie toofbrush!
Keeps my teef clean.
Chia Mites??!! So cool!!
I feed 'em pocket lint.
My mom likes to
read to me in this chair.
Slorg † Sugar =
yum!
My guitar!
Seth says I'm getting good!
Best Cookingpot
Recipe ever!!
Jelly Bean Pizza!!
My one true love. O_O
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Dislikes! (Yucky!)
Eww!
Girly toys!
Gross and rotten food.
Nuff said.
Lookit that face!
gooo-fy.
Basic Spelling Songs??
I know how to spell! Booooring!
These pop too loud.
This one, or the meerca, or th' aisha.
Gnomes...
up to somthin'...
Ughhhh...
think I had too much.
hearts and a grin like that..
oh the shame...
Ewwwww
Tiny swimmy things on pizza. Yucky.
A black meowclops??
Those are just freaky.
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Random Fun Stuff!
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Mom has more than 50 comics in the Neopian Times! But she's still working on new ideas to send. Mostly the comic is about me, but I dunno why. What's so intersting about peanut butter paints and jelly bean pizza costumes, and raising money for my meepit fund? Oh well..
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Check out Lin's Foster Lab Pet project! Even since before I was born, Lin used to take poor, unwanted pets from the pound and use the lab ray on them until they turned a cool colour! Then they go back to the pound and get adopted real fast! The foster lab pets have their very own room in our neohome all to themselves, and we try to be real nice to them.
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There is always something new happening in Neopia. Make sure you check out the news every day!
And if you're planning to take your neopets out, check the weather forecast!
And don't forget to buy them lots of candy! Especially the jelly beans. (We gotta keep the population in check...)
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Here's a new button you can use to link to my site! I hope you will, cuz Lin spent a lot of time putting it together. I like this button because its kind of like Suzer's with the faerie in it. But I think Bill wants one too. He keeps trying to eat it. :p
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Link to Miles!
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Its a Boy!
Website over! Go home! Hehehee. Actually this is just the official stuff now. See? Old baby announcements and a scan of my birth certificate.
Thanks for stopping by! Now you know all about me, why not NeoMail kittylin
and tell my mom all about you. We love to meet new friends, but unfortunately, kittylin doesn't like me to battle. She keeps talking about a peace movement or something.. I don't understand, but you can message us anyways!
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