OMWow...'tis the Moon-mobile after restoration!

And here's another view...

Now for some sad pictures...this is what it looked like after a collision with a Dodge truck:

Ooooh....Moon has a drawn a beautiful uni! 'tis fan art for _Sannan! No sticky paws!

Profile

Full Name: Michael Jimmy Cletus Rufus Jeffy-Bob Weiki

For Short: Mikey

Age: Old enough

Height: 6'2" Weight: 162 lbs. of mean n' ugly

Eyes: Green

Hair: Dirty LOL Very.

Hometown: Neopia Central, Merivale Estates, Trailer 13

Family: lives with Susie-Beth (mom), Earnhardt (older brother/dad), "Nana" (grandma) and 7 younger brothers and sisters- Bo, Luke, Rusty, Jarrett, Daisy, Lulu-Beth and Peggy Sue

Petpet: Camshaft the Whinnie. This noisome little petpet was Peggy Sue's 4H project a few years ago. He took an inexplicable liking to Mikey and follows him everywhere, much to Mikey's irritation (particularly when it goes wee on his car tires)

Education: Middle School Dropout

Favorite Beverage: Not-so-Neocola

Favorite Band: the classic rock of Lennyrd Skynnrd

Description: Mikey is a simple uni with no ambition, other than building and racing his muscle cars. Accordingly, he seldom holds a job, instead relying on school lunch money he "borrows" from high school kids and his monthly Neofare check for income. He works on cars, races cars, rarely washes his hair, drinks ridiculous and unhealthy quantities of Not-so-Neocola and hangs out with what few "friends" he hasn't beaten up or insulted so many times that they avoid him.

Likes: Fast/"Built" drag-racing and dirt cars and all kinds of muscle cars, motorcycles, Not-So-Neocola, playing his classic rock music outdoors at all hours (day or night), regardless of who he annoys, making fun of those he meets and generally being an all-around jerk.

Dislikes: Pretty much everything else.

You'd be rude, crude and angry too if your owner had no clue how to draw wings and gave you ugly swamp creature wings. This picture got 1st place in Uni and 10th overall out of 433 entries with 283 votes in the December 3-10, 2010 Beauty Contest.

OMG...his wings! Zey are FAKE! LOL Poor ugly Mikey... This drawing goldbanned and got # 28 out of 564 total entries with 234 votes in the Beauty Contest ending April 2, 2010. LOL Thanks voters, but seriously...he got first place in a BEAUTY contest?

Goldbanned and 29th out of 571 total entries with 194 votes in the Sept. 25-October 2, 2009 Beauty Contest! Thanks, voters!

Mikey's first BC- Sept. 19-26, 2008. Came in third with lazy advertising and nabbed like, 141 votes. Yay. Let's do better next time, Mike.

Mikey: "I got a better idea...why don't I just pound all the other unis and take the stinkin' trophy? Sounds good to me!"