Reality Check
Welcome
Welcome to Reality Check! A simple yet fun place designed to help people share those little confessions we all make about life in general. Each submission is unique and may reference neopets, school, work, daily life, pop culture or just about anything. Why not take a look and see if there's anything you can relate to? You might just be surprised!
To get started you can either scroll down to the posts below or check out the tags for the most recently categorized posts.
About
This page was started after an intense (but very entertaining) quote relay with some friends here on neo. We are a bunch of high school seniors all freaking out about marks and university. We love internet, cute things and procrastinating so don't be surprised when a number of posts here dabble in these topics.
Reality Check is linked to the Digiportal which hosts a list of all of other sites on neo featuring request, premade, site names, rankings and more!
Submit
If you don't fancy the above topics that's fine too! No one said we were the only ones to post things up so feel free to submit your own posts. There are, however, a few rules you'll need to consider.
- Your post must be Neo-appropriate.
- Your post should include a title that is less than 35 characters in length.
- All posts are anonymous. You may not have anyone's names in your post (yours or not) unless it is a direct quote.
- If submitting a picture, please provide the full link to the petpage it can be found on.
We are looking for humorous, short and simple submissions that relate to life whether it be on or off neo. It is ultimately our decision whether or not we will post your submission. To make life simple for ourselves we will not mail you back once we have received your mail. Rest assured we have received it. If your submission is not chosen to be posted by our next update please do not feel discouraged and feel free to send another (different) submission in the future.
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Posts
No, it's Superman!
Those first two guys who thought superman was a bird or a plane....why were they so excited?
#comic #new
Problem? What problem?
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts. -Bertrand Russell
#life #new
The Literate Mind
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
#life #new
Nobody
I want to make my name on facebook "nobody" so when I see someone post something stupid I can like it and it will say Nobody Liked This.
#internet #new
Procrastination for the wise
I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser.
#school #new
That moment...
when you hear your own voice on a video and you go Does my voice really sound like that?!?
#life #new
Study for one hour...
Take a 5 day break.
#school #new
Cleaning
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
#life #new
Parents
My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
#life #family #new
Someone walks when you're in bed.
Act asleep.
#life #new
Know the answer...
Never raise hand.
#life #new
Go in dressing room...
Looks for security cameras.
#life #new
In line to order food...
Practice how to order it.
#life #new
Secret
Secret (noun): something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
#life
The realization that your alarm clock is clearly jealous of your amazing relationship with your comfy bed.
#life
Rage and Depression
Those feelings you get when you see an artist put out something amazing online and the description says "Oh, this was just a doodle I did in like 10 minutes".
#life
Money
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Tuesday.
#life
That Awkward Moment
When you can't remember if your request was already rejected at a site.
#neopets #sites
Turn On
When did proper use of grammar become an attractive trait rather than an assumed skill?
#life
True Fear
When your friend threatens to shoot you with a rubber band and your whole life flashes before your eyes.
#life
Artist problems
Accidentally destryoing your paper while erasing.
#life
Happiness
You can't buy happiness but you CAN buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
#life
No Limit To Number of Requests
Won't write it in your rules for fear of getting swamped. What they don't know can't hurt you.
#neopets #sites
Parent's Friends Visiting...
Hide in your room for the rest of the day.
#life
Internet Comfort
May the Internet bring you comfort when your family goes INSANE this holiday season.
#internet
Inactive Affiliates
Anxiously waits their closure so I can remove them from my list and get an even number of affiliates.
#neopets #sites
University Letter Comes In The Mail
First reaction: OMG I got rejected!! T_T
#school
Every Morning...
Me: I really can't stay.
Bed: But baby, it's cold outside.
#life
Eating
Eating (noun): When there is nothing else to do.
#life
NeoCash
Complain about wasting money on NeoCash.
Continue wasting money on NeoCash.
#neopets #neocash
Idiots In Horror Movies
I would be one of those idiots in horror movies who would die in the first five minutes because I did something stupid.
#idiot
How Do You Study For Finals?
Cry in the bath and let the hot water pour over me as I wallow in self-loathing.
#school
Little Did She Know...
You need to learn to do this without a calculator. You are not going to be carrying a calculator with you everywhere you go!" -4th grade math teacher
And then they invented the cellphone calculator app.
#life #school
The Human Brain Is Amazing
It functions 24hrs a day. For 365 days. It functions right from the day we were born and only stops when we.....
TAKE EXAMS.
#school
Tomorrow
(noun): The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
#life
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells, Twilight Smells, Edward ran away. Bella dies, Jacob cries, Potter all the way!
#Twilight #Harry Potter
Dear Math
I am sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact she is gone. Move on, Dude.
#school
While On The Computer
Your mom walks into the room so you just switch to Google and stare at it.
#life
Life To Its Fullest
Preschool- Stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
School- Tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
High School- Tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
College/University- Tell you it's a lot harder in the "real world.
Real World" Job- Sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
#life #school
Laziness
Hard work pays off in the long run.
Laziness pays off now.
#life
Tags
Below are common tags that can help you search the above posts. (Ctrt + F)#new (13 on Jan 27) #featured (0) #neopets #life #school #internet #sites #Twilight #Harry Potter #neocash #comic
About Tags
A tag is like an internet bookmark and they are used in many off neo websites. As you may have noticed while scrolling through the posts above, tags are the small words at the bottom of each post with the # symbols in front of them. They are most handy when a post references a particular subject that others may or may not already know (eg: a Harry Potter reference has a #Harry Potter tag for easy sorting and better understanding).
While these neo petpages limits our use of tags, they can still be used for searching as this page may get extremely random over time. Simply hit Ctrl+F on your keyboard and type in one of the tags above (including the number # sign) to search up any posts relating to that tag.
Credits
Layout by Jinx; Side navigation bar by: Eight Is Even; Header codes 3-5 from: Checkmate; Resources & Background from: Foomanshu; Counter base from Dark Light; Counter from boingdragon; Much content from popular internet memes and quotes found throughout the web, all content goes to their respective owners.