Will you take art trades/requests/commissions?: In this order: Yes, No and No.

Will you draw me fanart?: No. Here's why: If I am going to do fanart, I will neomail the person in question with the finished picture. If you ask for it, it is actually a request, and I'm not doing that. (see previous question)

Will ____ be my pet's friend?: Probably not, since I'm rarely logged into NeoPets anymore. You can try if you want, though.

Can I be your NeoPal?: It depends. If I have been chatting with you for a little while, sure. If you just randomly see me and decide you want me on your list then no.

How much NP do you have?: WOW, that's a rude question. NOYB.

Will you join my guild?: Ah... No.

What color socks are you wearing?: I fail to see what relevance that has to ANYTHING, but since you asked, I'm not wearing socks. :)