Welcome to my FAQ. I hate to actually call it that, since these questions are not generally asked, but calling it my "questions you may be thinking" page is simply ridiculous. If you Neomail me asking any of these questions then you will be totally ignored, as this page was created for a reason...not for fun. I know I sound rude, but I can assure you that I do not intend to, I just can't think of a better way to be blunt. So please read this page before Neomailing me, because you would think it very rude of me when your Neomail isn't even acknowledged. Thank you.

WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

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Well, that I'm not going to give away, or any other personal information for that matter. I think it's rather invasive and none of it actually matters on Neopets. And if you were to ask personal information, I would refuse to communicate with you because it's quite creepy.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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Not young, not old. But again, I'm not telling. I'm a reasonable age which is slightly beyond the maturity level set for the present Neopets, but I'm totally immature. I just love anything that's childish and gives me something to do over the weekend.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING?

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Well, I first started playing in 2001, but shortly abandoned the site until 2003, and then again until 2005. In total, I've been playing for quite a while. But not as long as some of you I'm sure.

WHAT WAS YOUR PREVIOUS ACCOUNT?

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My last account was Profusions. And I know you're wondering why I'm not still on that account...well it was frozen. Unfairly, just as most people claim when they're frozen, but it genuinely was. But TNT does not believe that even after a complaint through another company so it no longer matters.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ACCOUNTS?

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Yes: Podan, Pried and Prov. Those are my only other accounts, and I have no intention of created another account. As much as I wish to create another to store pets, I will resist the temptation.

ARE ANY OF YOUR PETS UFA/UFT?

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If they are then it would say so on their lookups. If it does not, then no they're not, so don't even ask. Asking if 'petname' is UFA/T when it clearly doesn't say so will earn you a place on my block list. End of.

CAN I HAVE ITEMS/NP'S?

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No. Another block list question. If you can't play this game for yourself than don't bother playing at all. You ought to find a new hobby, preferably one you're actually good at, because expecting someone else to do it for you completely defeats the object of the game.

CAN YOU DRAW ME A PICTURE/MAKE ME A LOOKUP?

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No, sorry but I don't have the time anymore. I work long hours and the only time I get is at the weekends, and that isn't enough time either. I would barely have time for myself.

SOMEONE IS CLAIMING TO BE YOU, IS IT?

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Well I would only ever contact someone from my main account (Proagain). If you have been contacted by someone from a different account, then it's not me. Report them immediately, please.

I THINK SOMEONE HAS STOLEN ART/CODING FROM YOU...

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If you see anything that is clearly my work or very similar to the point of suspicion, please tell me immediately so that I can see for myself and report the culprit if so.

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