Hello, derrangeddragon!

Welcome!

Welcome to may avatar item lending page! I have several items and pets for lend. I also SOMETIMES have some one-time-use avatar lots that are for sale.

Please contact my main, Derrangeddragon for lends!

I am looking for a coconut jubjub to add to this page. Please let me know if you have one UFT/A!

There are 46 obtainable avatars from this lending page alone!

Avatar Items

Please read the item rules before offering!
The following items are for lend and not for sale. For avatar items that ARE for sale, please see my single-use-avatar items section. :)

Please click the picture of the avatar you would like.





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Avatar Item Rules

! You must bid the full collateral price for each item in PURE NP. Please Neomail me prior to placing any bid in the trading post. Mail sent to my main. are read more quickly.
! Offers without neomails on the lending lots are automatically rejected.
! If you are silenced, PLEASE find a way to contact me. Maybe use a side? I have had two different people silenced during lends. If you are silenced, please refer to my FAQ bellow.
! I will do batch lending or separates. Please specify which item(s) you want to borrow in your NM, unless you'd like to be lent the whole lot. ! If an item (like the drackonack) is taking a long time, I understand. Please simply NM to tell me so. :)

! By borrowing my items, you are agreeing that any collateral placed on an item will not be returned until the item has been returned.

Avatar Pets

Please read the pet rules before offering!
These pets are for lend. They are not for trade or adoption.

Please click the picture of the avatar you would like.


Pet Lending Rules

! These pets are for LEND only! They are not for trade or adoption.
! Do not detach or rename the petpet. If you detach the mazzew and mootix, the mootix will disappear and you will owe me a new one.
! NO pound transfers EVER! Do not put my pet in the pound for any reason!
! Transfer my pet back the NEXT DAY, unless otherwise arranged.
! Please check how many transfers you have left before asking for them to be sure you can receive the pet AND transfer it out.
! Do not keep my pet as your active pet
! Do not take my pet out of the Neolodge
! Do not zap my pet or petpet at the Lab Ray
! Do not take off the customization
! As a thanks you may (OPTIONAL) read my pet a book, bless it with a faerie or play with it with a toy.

One Time Use Avatar Lots For Sale

These are items that get consumed in the process of getting the avatar. Therefore, these items are for SALE ONLY and are not for lend. No returns!

The Items Lot (4-6k depending on the market):
This lot contains, a carrot and pea omelette, chilled eyeball custard, can of prune juice, broken blue chia plushie, garlic bread halves and a speckled hot dog. 6k is what it costs me to buy all the items, so the neopoints just go to buying a replacement lot. No profit made. :)

All the money from the items lot funds the purchase of the next lot.

There are currently NO lots for sale. Please check back again!


Please click the picture of the avatar you would like.





Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: The blue evil fuzzle is not scaring my pet!!!
    A: Sorry, but there is no shortcut or hint for this one. Just keep trying!

  • Q: The drackonack won't eat the cheese!!!
    A: Please follow my tips here. If the drackonack is still taking a long time, NM to discuss borrowing a second drackonack to speed up the process.

  • Q: Oh, no!

    A: I understand that this does happen. It is very unlucky, but I am sorry to say that you are not getting your neopoints back (for that item) until I get my item back. You have two options here. First, you could be on your way and I will use your collateral to buy a new item. Second, I give you a few days to find the best price you can on a new item, buy it and send it back to me for your collateral.

  • Q: Has a random event ever stolen an item while someone was lending it?
    A: Not that I know of. :) The screenie above was from when the Grundo Leader stole it from my own account. e.o

  • Q: What if I get silenced?
    A: If you are silenced, please contact me through a friend or a side account. If you cannot do that, please send a pile of dung to my main and put my items back up in the trading post.

  • Q: How many people have you lent?
    A: I have not kept track, but I would say over 50. :) However, I am new to pet lending.

  • Q: Has anyone ever stolen one of your items?
    A: Nope! That's what collateral is for. ;)

  • Q: I messaged you, but you never got back to me...?
    A: I probably lost your message in my inbox. Go ahead and send me another. :)







Drackonack - This item enables you to get the "Hungry Drackonack" avatar.
To get it, completely empty out your inventory. Put the drackonack into your inventory followed by "cheese," "worm infested cheese" and another "worm infested cheese." This is currently the FASTEST KNOWN way to get the avatar and usually takes only 5-7 minutes. Refresh until the drackonack eats a piece.

WARNING! I will not be responsible for the drackonack eating any other items accidentally. Also, I will not be providing the cheese. This could take quite a bit of refreshing, so be prepared!
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Enchanted Maraquan Necklace - This item enables you to get the "King Kelpbeard" avatar.
To receive it, simply have this item in your inventory and view the lookup page located at this link (http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=7&id=33). If the link does not work, type king kelpbeard into the search. Click on the TCG. Scroll down until you see King Kelpbeard and click on it.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Blue Evil Fuzzle - This item enables you to get the "Evil Fuzzle" avatar.
To get it, play with one of your pets with this toy until the random event appears. WARNING! This can take a bit of time. Also, it will scare your pet. If the fuzzle breaks before you return it to me, please find another or let me know. They're cheap. :)
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Fire Paw - This item enables you to receive the "Fire Paw" avatar.
Simply add this card into your neodeck to get it. Don't forget to remove it!
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Spider on a string - This enables you to get the "Haunted" avatar.
To receive the avatar, simply equip this battledome weapon to any of your neopets. But don't forget to remove it!
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Scroll of Dark Nova - This item enables you to get the "Dark Nova" avatar.
To get it, equip this battledome weapon to any of your pets. Don't forget to remove it!
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Niten Hiroru - This item enables you to get the "Kiko Ninja" avatar
Simply search for niten hiroru in the sidebar and click on the neopedia article to get this avatar.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Codestones - These items enable you to get the "Codestones!" avatar
Have all of these items in your inventory, then put them back up in a trade. Then refresh at your inventory. You will still be able to get the avatar, but they will not be able to be stolen by the pant devil.
(COLLAT: 50k)


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Bone Sceptres - These items enable you to get the "I Taunt the Pant Devil" avatar
Have all of these items in your inventory and refresh. It may take a few minutes of refreshing. There are 78 bone sceptres, so 8 trades.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Usuki Items - These items enable you to get the "I heart Lawyerbot!" avatar
Have all of these items in your inventory and the avatar alert is at the bottom of the page. There are 5, ten-item trades for this avatar at a cost of 10k collateral per trade.
(COLLAT: 50k)


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Dung - These items enable you to get the "I'm Smelly!" avatar
Have all of these items in your inventory, then put them back up in a trade. Then refresh at your inventory. You will still be able to get the avatar, but they will not be able to be stolen by the pant devil. (Please do not feed my dung cheese to the drackonack if you are borrowing both lots).
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Orange Items - These items enable you to get the "Mad About Orange!" avatar
Have all of these items in your inventory, then put them back up in a trade. Then refresh at your inventory. You will still be able to get the avatar, but they will not be able to be stolen by the pant devil.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Robo Eyrie - This item will enable you to get the "Robo" avatar.
Put this item into your neohome to get the avatar. NOTE! this will not work in the new 2.0 neohomes. You MUST have the old neohome to get the avatar.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Icy Snowflake - This item will enable you to get the "Let it Snow" avatar.
When you receive this item visit the Terror Mountain weather page when it is SNOWING (or blizzarding or whatever). It will not work on a different weather page and it might not work if it is in your trades. So make sure to visit the page before you put it back up in the post!
(COLLAT: 175k)


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Grinning Sloth Mirror - This item will enable you to get the "Moehog - Halloween" and "Gallery of Evil - Vira" avatars.
For the moehog avatar, have this item in your inventory and view the lookup of a halloween moehog.

To get the vira avatar, have this item in your inventory and visit Vira's page in the Gallery of Evil.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Purple Scorchio Plushie - This item will enable you to get the "Scorchio - Scordrax" and "Cybunny - Plush" avatars.
For the Scordrax avatar, with this item in your inventory, visit any neodeck with the scordrax TCG card in it. The link will not work, so simply type pinkcaddy into the search bar, and from his userlookup, click on his neodeck.

For the cybunny avatar, with this item in your inventory, visit the lookup of a plushie cybunny.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Angelpuss - This item will enable you to get the "Angelpuss" avatar.
Attatch this petpet to one of your own pets and view the Quick Ref page. Don't forget to un-equip it after!
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Welcoming Lupe Gnome - This item will enable you to get the "Gnome!" avatar.
With this item in your inventory, visit the Garden Centre located in the bazzar of Neopia Central
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Crystal Ball Table - This item will enable you to get the "Kau - Fortune Teller" avatar.
Have this item in your inventory and visit the lookup of a pink kau.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Electric Koi Plushie - This item will enable you to get the "Koi - Spotted Plushie" and "Cybunny - Plush" avatars.
Have this item in your inventory and visit the lookup of a painted koi.

For the cybunny avatar, with this item in your inventory, visit the lookup of a plushie cybunny.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Breadfish - This item will enable you to get the "Toasty" avatar.
Have this item in your inventory when you visit Techo Mountain.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Starry Hair Brush - This item will enable you to get the "Gelert - Starry" and "Uni - Beauty" avatars.
For the starry avatar, have this item in your inventory when you visit the lookup of a starry gellert.

For the uni avatar, use this brush to groom any of your pets.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Bag of Broken Neopoints - This item will enable you to get the "Broken" avatar.
Get this toy fixed by Donny at the Toy Repair Shop. Please return the fixed toy so I can sell it and buy a new broken one. Thanks!
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Scarab Ring - This item will enable you to get the "Nabile" and "Tomos" avatars.
For the Nabile avatar, have this item in your inventory and visit her neopedia article.

For the Tomos avatar, with this item in your inventory, you must visit the Tomos How-To-Draw Pg 2 with EXACTLY 1NP on hand. Put the rest in the bank or something.
(COLLAT: 0k)


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Nsalio The Halloween ruki with aged mummy baby.
I will be a bit more choosy with Nsalio because he is a permanent pet.


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Vinegaroon the grey bruce with aged huggy.


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Sisce the snow jetsam with AGING mazzew and mootix.
Please message me about arranging a fight with Sisce for the Jetsam - Wanna Fight avatar!


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Tufiyi the fire blumaroo with aged baby fireball.


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Lyege the coconut jubjub with AGING snowbunny.
I will also be pickier with Lyege.


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Carrot and Pea Omelette - This item will enable you to get the "Do Not Eat!!" and "Kiko - Snack Time!" avatars.
Feed this item to any pet for the do not eat avatar.

For the kiko avatar, feed this item to your pet between 3PM and 4PM NST (Neopian Standard Time) or 3AM and 4AM NST.


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Chilled Eyeball Custard - This item will enable you to get the "Mmm, custard!" and "Kiko - Snack Time!" avatars.
Feed this item to any pet for the custard avatar.

For the kiko avatar, feed this item to your pet between 3PM and 4PM NST (Neopian Standard Time) or 3AM and 4AM NST.


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Can of Prune Juice - This item will enable you to get the "Achyfi!" and "Kiko - Snack Time!" avatars.
Feed this item to any pet for the achyfi avatar.

For the kiko avatar, feed this item to your pet between 3PM and 4PM NST (Neopian Standard Time) or 3AM and 4AM NST.


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Speckled Hot Dog - This item will enable you to get the "Speckled" and "Kiko - Snack Time!" avatars.
Feed this item to any pet for the speckled avatar.

For the kiko avatar, feed this item to your pet between 3PM and 4PM NST (Neopian Standard Time) or 3AM and 4AM NST.


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Garlic Bread Halves - This item will enable you to get the "Toasty," "Garlic! Run!!" and "Kiko - Snack Time!" avatars.
For the toasty avatar, visit Techo Mountain with this item in your inventory.

THEN

Feed this item to your pet for a chance at the garlic avatar. HOWEVER! This avatar is random and you may not get it the first time.

For the kiko avatar, feed this item to your pet between 3PM and 4PM NST (Neopian Standard Time) or 3AM and 4AM NST.


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Broken Blue Chia Plushie - This item will enable you to get the "Broken", "Cybunny - Plush" and "Kiko - Snack Time!" avatars.
For the broken avatar, get this toy fixed by Donny at the Toy Repair Workshop.

For the cybunny avatar, visit the lookup of a plushie cybunny.

THEN

For the Plushie Tonu avatar, donate this item to the Money Tree from your INVENTORY. Do not use the quick stock because it will not get you the avatar.


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Petpet Laboratory Map Lot: (5k)

The lab map lots are kept on my main. Please go here and check the trades to see if I have one up!

This lot contains the full map. It can give out the "Petpet Laboratory" avatar if your petpet is RANDOMLY zapped into a pile of soot by the Petpet Lab Ray.

NOTE! You can only use the petpet lab ray AFTER you have completed the secret laboratory map.


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Forgotten Shore Map Lot: (5k)
This lot contains the full map. It can give out the "Forgotten Shore" avatar RANDOMLY when visiting The Forgotten Shore.

You are almost guaranteed to make your money back with this one. :)


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