It all started one day. My buddy Hy was at Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida with his buddy, a zomutt named Zalda...
Hy drove a Disney monorail perfectly on the monorail beams. This man named Bert said: "Wow! You're a great monorail driver! Would you like a job here even though you look amazingly like a dog?
I don't know...." Hy replied. "I'll try it." So, once the three got to Epcot. They walked out of the monorail.
This is the work station." The man said, pointing to a secret underground enterance. Zalda almost walked in when Hy grabbed Zalda to stop her from walking in.
I think this is one of Granny's traps!" Hy informed Zalda. Granny was an old grandma who knows karate and is furious at Hy and Zalda for breaking into her house, trying to steal some things from her.
Good thinking." Zalda Replied.
No thanks, I don't want the job anymore." Hy said to Bert, and started to walk away. In a flash, Hy and Zalda were both being dragged into the underground entrance, unable to escape.
It was dark in the underground dungeon. Only a few dim lights lit it.
Well, well, well." said a voice in the shadows, "What do we have here?" The voice came closer and closer, until revealing the one and only...Granny! "Hylicity and Zalda." She said, "Bert, don't let them escape.
Yes, Granny." Bert said.
Hey Zalda gimme a nickel." Zalda gave Hy a nickel through the bars in their cages.
Hey if you let us go I'll give you a nickel!" Hy said.
That was your plan? -_-" Zalda said.
Yup." Hy said, "But I have another." "hey Bert if you let us go I'll have Disney pay you double what Granny pays you!
Granny pays me with her own money." Bert said.
By the way, is yes Granny all you can say?" Hy said.
Yes Gra-I mean no!" Bert said.
You like Granny." Zalda said.
No I don't!" Bert said.
Granny walked into the room once again.
I (Lupest) ran into the underground dungeon only to find Hy and Zalda locked up in cages. I snagged a key and opened the cages. "Hurry, let's get out of here!" I said.
Destroy them, Bert." Granny said.
Yes, Granny." Bert said. Bert tried to pick up a plasma gun, but his muscles were too weak.
I said, DESTROY THEM BERT!" Granny yelled. Bert still couldn't pick up the gun.
DESTROY THEM NOW!" Granny screamed to Bert. But, Bert still could not pick it up. "YOU'RE FIRED BERT!" Granny yelled.
B-But...." Zits started sprouting all over Bert's face.
I SAID YOU'RE FIRED!" Bert ran off. I ran after him, and turned him into a Desert lupe.
There, now nobody can see your zits." I said.
Huh?" Bert said.
You're a lupe now." I said.
Can I be a tyrannian lupe?
Fine." I said, and turned Bert into a tyrannian lupe.
To Be Continued.