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Good day.
Standard Grundo look up, MORTorized My name is Lord_Grundomort and I am a Hissi disgiused as a Grundo. Actually I'm a wizard: As you may know Grundos have a very interesting history (though not NEARLYas interesting as mine) as they aren't originally from Neopia. They were brought here by Dr. Sloth who enslaved them and made them work for him on his Space Station. Anyway its old, old
news but basically a whole army of Neopians rescued them bla la bla and foiled the clever and evil Dr. Sloth's plot. But that will not happen to me. I'm far too clever and far too strong.
I was too busy with important things back then to have been bothered, but my "owner,"
peeves386 has told me all about it. They say if I don't be a good Grundo Dr. Sloth
may come and get me again. Oh I'm shivering in my robes. I could take him.
So I guess you want to know a little bit about me (I can't really blame you)... Well I'm just your average little Grundo really, NOT!
I like to spend my time plotting world domination and travelling around Neopia, looking for it's weak points. I have been almost everywhere although I have
yet to find this "Jelly World" that everyone is talking about. What's so great about a world of jelly anyway? I'm sure it's FAR too trivial for a Dark Lord to be bothered about.
That's quite annoying as people go on and on about such foolishness!
Who is my favourite Grundo I hear you ask? Oooh that's a tough one . . . Uh . . . ME! But there are so many amazing Grundos . . . uh . . . ye-ah. I'm really sure.
Who can forget Grimilix, Tazzalor, Blarthrox and Zyloron? If it wasn't for him those poor pets would
have died playing nasty maths games. *mutters* Darn!
(Um . . . Not a very flattering picture I know, but you couldn't have expected those Muggles to have even gotten close . . . You think they COULD have gotten a LITTLE closer though. They could have at least made my eyes red.)
disguised as a Hissi:
disguised as a Grundo:
. Shh. Don't tell. (These pictures have no subtlety. I can't wait for peeves386 to add her own pictures) 

Here's a REAL picture of me. Much more impressive don't you think?
Lord Voldemort's BioName: Tom Marvolo Riddle Lord *X's out and puts* Voldemort Lord Voldemort Picture Gallery NOTE: These pictures will be presented at random, and will be from MANY various sites and people. I will not wrongly take credit for ANY of them. Also note that my best friend, Vivian, the Dark Lord himself, and I will all be making comments as well. So enjoy. = Voldemort BTW, check this out. http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/ This is the url address to acciobrain for you you to copy and paste to get there (they wouldn't let me put in a link), as the owner wished me to put one up, and I'm more than happy too, as it is a GREAT site. :D YAY! To be honest, I'd completely love that! That way, the Harry fans wouldn't be mad that Harry died, and we Voldemort fans would be equaly pleased. I mean, he wouldn't be as cool as he was, but at least he's alive and well. :) *hugs happy Voldemort* I think that's the end of the acciobrain.ligermagic now. And these last ones ARE mine. The Best of The 123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort Illustrated Introduction: Ok. It's me, Silvia again. Vivian and I will be joining you again for comments, but not Voldemort, as his responses will be QUITE evident, just by looking at him. There's gonna be about 36 of the best illustrated here,visually speaking, as some, just would be too plain or stupid to draw, though still delightful to read. You will also be actually seeing us regularly, (in fact one or both of us will be in EVERY one) as SOMEONE had to do the annoying, and we were more than happy to comply. Plus all he could really do is punish us grievously, as he's not allowed to kill us for reasons to complicated to go into here, and the greivous punishments are worth it just to see his reactions in these. So anyway, sit back, prepare to laugh, and enjoy. Also keep in mind that we DID NOT write this list, and it can be viewed in the Fun Lists on Mugglenet, though these pictures, are ours and brought to you by Peter Pettigrew's candid cameras.
2. Laugh at him.
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things. 5. Give him kangaroo ears for a month. 6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
8. Dance the funky chicken. 9. Ask him when the last time he took a bath was.
11. If you ever need to say "Like taking candy from a baby," be sure to add, "Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others." Stare pointedly at him.
14. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable? 15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.
18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say, "Awwwww. Lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle! 19. Try to teach him to play the mouth organ. 20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like, "You're the boss, Boss," or, "It's your funeral.
22. Taunt him about his middle name. "Marvolo? What's that- a washing detergent? 23. Keep a 'good-behavior chart.' Award points and give out gold stars. 24. Magic-Marker Potter-Style glasses on him while he sleeps. 25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there . . .
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you. 28. "Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?
30. Any time he enters a room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. 31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. 35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host. 36. Tell him you think a yoga class could "cure him of his wicked ways.
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger. 40. Buy him a stess ball. 41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph. 42. Call him Tommy-boy. 43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban. 46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
50. Imperio his Death Eaters into a rousing chorous of "All Things Bright and Beautiful. 51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs a "grand entry.
53. Throw him a "Carebears" themed birthday party. 54. Tell him what Snape's really up to. 55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
Age/Birthdate/Birthplace: 80/December 31st 1926/Orphanage in London *also is crossed out* (That's none of your business!)
Job: Leader of the Death Eaters (As I did found them and all)
Family: Merope Gaunt/Riddle [Dead] Tom Riddle [Killed] Thomas Riddle [Killed] Mary Riddle [Killed]*strikes out again* (Ok, now you're just getting nosey)
House: A proud graduate of Slytherin
Pets: A snake called Nagini (*hugs*)
Appearance: Tall, skeletally thin, pale, long fingers, slits for nostrils, red eyes, and cat/snake-like pupils (And so much cooler than you!)
Personality/Weaknesses: He loves being the center of attention and never goes unnoticed. He is always on the run, drags his faithful band of admirers behind him. He is egotistical, eccentric, demanding, proud, direct, and loaded with high ideals which he always tries to live up to. Having a zeal for life, he wants to live it on a grand scale. He has the potential for accomplishing many great things as long as he doesn't get too far ahead of himself. When he does something, good or bad, you can be certain his deeds do not go unnoticed! He is always making the news. It is next to impossible to win an argument with him. He intimidates anyone who challenges him. Once you arouse his anger, he keeps after you for a very long time. He is the first one to say "I told you so". He is not sentimental or even romantic. He will just take it for granted that people love him. Although he is stubborn and irrational, he are not petty or begrudging with his favors. His manners may seem brusque and too direct, but they merely want to get things moving. Being a person of action, he motivates others, too. He often gets into rushes and fails to see the flaws in a situation. He considers himself very strong. He can do many things well. When if comes to a love life, he's usually the ones breaking hearts. (Bella and nasty fan girls) He is content and happier living alone. He will always have more than his share of admirers to keep him company. He dazzles as long as there is someone who believes in him. He is charming and is a deep thinker and always mysterious. He loves a good book and appreciates most of the arts. He leans towards all of the finer things in life. He trusts himself above all others and is seldom wrong. He learns fast and once he has made a mistake, he never repeats it. He also never forgives you if you break a promise. By nature he is a skeptical being but keeps his suspicions to himself. He is very private and not concerned with the business of others. Idle gossip is not for him. He can be possessive in his relationships with others. He is passionate but jealous. You can never tell how far he will go to achieve his aims. He is relentless and his computer-like brain never stops plotting. When you anger him, you feel his icy hostility instead of hearing any sharp words most of the time. He will bide his time for revenge, so watch out! He is an elegant dresser, well-mannered, and always discrete. He always appears quiet and docile, but watch out, he never betrays his true feelings. His moves are planned out well in advance and he will hold his position to the bitter end. He can be evasive, and just when you think you have him, he slips away. He can negotiate just about anything and also has a great sense of humor, and even in a crisis situation. He never loses his spark even when weighed down by trouble himself. Being pillar a of strength,he always maintains his presence of mind during confusion or crisis. He possess a cool and classic air about him. He loves expensive things,too. (Figuratively speaking.) He saves for the real thing rather than buy an imitation. He admires power and surround himself with successful people. His many talents and natural abilities make him sought-after as a leader. People admire and support him even if they don't understand him. Whatever happens, he always strikes out for himself. He knows how to use people and situations to his advantage. He is destined for fame and fortune. (also figuratively speaking and not necessary in a positive way.
(Now that's just creepy. Have you been stalking me or something?)
Boggart: Death *strikes out*(Ok, we're getting nosey again)
Patronus: Snake
Animagus: Snake
= Silvia/Sylvia (me)
= Vivian
Oh please. How juvenile.
True, but it would work.
Yeah, plus it's REALLY funny!
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Ok. Now THAT'S funny. Where do I get one?
Oh please. Not more Disney stuff.
But it is SOO funny!
Ok. We can't ACTUALLY make out what Voldemort's saying here, so if you can tell us, that'd be great.
Yeah. The first one to tell us will get a reward. It won't be anything TOO great or anything, but it's still something.
Oo. That one's just cool. I would definetly say that's more the impression I'm trying to give to people. Not all this namby pamby wishy washy funny buisness.
True. And it IS VERY cool.
Yeah, but people really enjoy the funny pics.
You mean YOU?
Well . . . yeah, but I'm not the only one, and besides, you know better than anybody my loyalty to you is unwavering. I'm just not as intimidated by you as you would like, and therefore not unwilling to make a joke or two.
What!? That has nothing to do with me! That's just that idiot Ralph Fiennes who PRETENDS to be me!
Yeah, but it's still funny looking.
. . . And he has a wonderful singing voice . . .
WHERE did THAT come from!? And that's perfect. Just perfect. First he shows up on a freakin' charity commercial, now he can sing too!? This just gets worse and worse. -_-
That one's not so bad. That's sort of the in between stage.
Oo! That one's really good.
Yeah. I love anime/manga! ^_^
. . . The snake's kinda cool . . .![]()
Not particularly a very flattering picture, but the text is SO true. :D
:D *nods eagerly*
*rolls eyes*
Oh please no.
. . . That . . . I the weirdest thing . . . I have EVER seen . . .
Yeah . . . And what's up with Severus? He looks . . . misproportioned.
And wouldn't that hurt? Look. My hand is touching the blade of the lightsaber. That's not right. That would cut straight through, and that wouldn't be fun.
That one's pretty good though. BWA HA HA HA!
RUN, VADER, RUN! YOU CAN'T BLOCK THAT WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER!
-_- Please. Vader will be fine.
NO HE ISN'T! YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT!![]()
That's a pretty cool one.
Yep. Kinda small though.
Oo. Cool. More manga Tomness.
That looks very professionally done. Good work. Why you would want to look at the past instead of the present is a mystery to me though.
Well you were so handsome then. ^_^ But don't get me wrong, you STILL are, just in a different way. :)
Wow! That one's REALLY cool!
Indeed. VERY impressive.
Very good as well, but I'm getting kind of bored of young me now.
Well, we've got a lot more to go, so brace yourself.


Whoa! Wait wait wait! That one looks a little misporpotional. And what's with the green hair?
Eek! Button your shirt, Mister! What was I, just getting up in the morning!? I would NEVER dress so sloppily!
That one's pretty good, but that snake looks kind of cutsie.
There's that green hair thing again.
COOL CHAIR! I want one of those!
Maybe for your birthday.
Aw. But that's not until October, and the end of it at that.
Too bad. You'll just have to wait for it just like everybody else.
Aw. Look at you! You can't be any older then eleven or twelve there! You're so cute!
Shut up, Vivian. -_-
Ooo! I remeber that! That happened in our first year! Remember, Silvia?
I remember. It was pretty cool.
*looks VERY angry at her*
*adds quickly* Except for the part when your horcrux was destroyed of corse. But any way, it's a cool pic.
BWA HA HA HA! That's funny! That was such a stupid girl!
Oh I don't know. Can you blame her? You can be so charming sometimes . . . *sighs* . . . And you weren't exactly hard on the eyes either.
Shut UP, Vivian . . . All though . . . I guess that IS true . . .
Yeah, but it IS ALSO true that she was stupid. What was she thinking?
Oo! That's a really cool one too!
:K *smirks evily*
This is the Potter Puppet Pal Voldemort, who unfortunately, "Dies! Dies! Dies!
That's just perfect. -_-
I know. But they ARE REALLY funny though. You HAVE to see them.
This is the Potter Puff Voldemort. I like it for the pic, I don't approve much of the Voldiepooness though.
You're telling me. -_-
I don't particularly like the close up on this pic, but I thought the scene was really well done. Very detailed, and I like the sketchy look. Plus postition and posture is excellent. If who ever originally ever views this on my page, well done. I've been told that this is also an early acciobrain picture. :D Well done.
Well done indeed. :D
*dies laughing* That is SO funny! In fact, *lol* that's histarical. Well done James. *claps*
Eeeewww
-_-
This is another from acciobrain.ligermagic, and is really funny. Look at Bella squirm and blame the loss of the prophecy on Lucius. (but incidentally, it WAS his fault) MAN you're cool there.
Yeah. You tell her!
:) Thank you, and I most surely did, but it wasn't really an enjoyable experience for ANYONE involved. If you'll recall, I wasn't too happy about that.
Ooo! That's all cool and stuff. There aren't even words for this one. Niiiice. :) (also from aciobrain.ligermagic. In fact, they all will be from there until further notice so I don't have to keep saying it.)
Yeah! That one is SO-OO COOL!
Yes. VERY impressive. I wish she hadn't made those annoying notes on it though.
I have nothing to say to this except . . . *LOL*
Come on. That's an easy one.
The monkies?
-_- . . . Um . . . No.
-_- I know. I ment it as part of the joke, as it IS a joke in the first place, although, I know of some people who are REALLY scared of those monkies.
Well this one speaks for itself. I don't even have to say a thing except for . . . *L . . . O . . . L*!
. . . Voldypoo? . . . Not again . . .
*lol* That's a really cool/cute pic. :D
Yeah! Nagini is SOOO cute there!
. . . What's with that bow though? . . . Even if I WANTED to, Nagini would NEVER let me put something like that on her.
*feels enormous amount of happiness and cruel satisfaction* She is SO about to get it, and I'm pleased too, because I hate her with every bone in my body. *grins evily*
OMG! That is SOOOO cool! She is SOOOO gonna get it!
Yeah. She SOOOO got it alright, but I think you might be going a LITTLE hard on her, for hating her with every bone in your body, Silvia. She's crazy, and kind of scary, to be sure, but I don't know if she's THAT bad. She is a very loyal and hardworking servant after all.
-_- Whatever.
Yeah. *also hugs*
STOP THAT! GET OFF ME! THERE'S NOT A CHANCE IN THE WORLD THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! PLUS, YOU GUYS ACT LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE FOR SURE! THANKS FOR YOUR CONFIDENCE AND LOYALTY! *crosses arms and scowls, though unable to keep them from hugging him*
LOL* VOLDEMORT!?! Playing Kirby!?! That's just too good! *lol* I will admit however that I had to take this pic in for editing. I don't tolerate people cussing. Especially not Voldemort.
Seriously. As if I'd swear. I may be a lot of things, but a foul mouth is not one of them. It is unprofessional and bad for one's image to reduce one's self to things like that.
*laughs* Wait! No! Not funny! That incilence will not be tolerated, Granger! I'll kill you with my bare hands if you lay one finger on Voldemort or Snape again! *tries not to laugh again* You think I think this is funny, well you'd be right, but I'm completely serious about the killing thing. Nuh uh! No touching my favorite charries!
OMG! That IS SO funny, but completely intolerable!
. . . I don't think it's very funny at all. -_- . . .
Ooo! That has a certian cool ellegance about it. *nods*
Yes. Very serene.
Yes. It does sort of have a cool and abstract look, doesn't it? Very nice.
*lol* It's funny AND true! :D
Yes. Very VERY true.
That's another VERY nice Tom manga there.
Very VERY nice.
That has very nice details, shading, and highlights.
Yes. It's quite nice.
-_- *yawns* I'm getting bored again.
We're almost done for now, just hang in there.
*lol* That's so funny.
Yeah, and cute. :D
What? *scowls suspicously*
If I ever say I am wearing a Voldemort T-Shirt, (which will be 57% of the time or more) This is the picture that is on it.
Yeah, and it's SO annoying.
*mutters* I wish I had one.
Now, you're lying if you say that isn't the coolest picture of Voldemort you've ever seen. If you find one better, show it to me at once, because I won't believe it until I see it.
*shudders in awe*
Yeah . . . I'll have to admit . . . that pic is pretty awesome.
Well that's not very funny. -_-
*whispers* Well I think it is . . . and maybe true to some point as well.
*nods in agreement*
Ooo! That's a good one! :D
I thought you'd like it. I know I do. :)
That could quite possibley be the best moment in the entire series.
I couldn't agree more.
Yay! There's my pic of Voldemort! :D It's kind of old, so it isn't very good, but there you go.
Isn't very good? I'd say that was terrible!
It's not THAT bad. Don't be so mean.
Well it IS what I do best. :D
True.
*jumps up and down and claps* That's a Voldemort Potter Puff Plushie I made all by myself! I'm so proud of myself! BTW, it's sitting ontop of a book bag I got at Hot Topic.
AWW! It's SOO cute! I want one!
. . . Ok . . . I'm convinced . . . You like me WAY too much.
Under Construction:
They call that thing on Potter's head cool!?
Not a good idea.
Yeah. It's immature, and hurts . . . a LOT.
Now that's just stupid. *rolls eyes*
How rude. That, first of all, is a very personal question, and secondly, just because he's a bit odd, doesn't mean he's unhygienic. He takes a shower once a day just like everybody else. *rolls eyes*
Ooo! Ouch! That is SURE to tick him off.

But that would be completely missing the point.
But that IS the point. To make it seem as if YOU'VE missed the point to drive him nuts.
Oh. I get it.
But if you've read "So you want to be a Death Eater, also found on the Mugglenet fun lists, it clearly states that mouth organs are strictly forbidden, so I wouldn't recomend this.
That's one I wouldn't recommend either. QUITE painful.
*cries* I'm a good noodle!*lol*
Remember when I did that? THAT was funny.Yeah. That was.
*lol*That gave him quite a shock when he got up in the morning! That was funny!
OH man! remember when we did that!? That was so great!
Yeah. He hit his nose on the floor one time when we came in and he tried to dive and grab us. That was funny.
Really? How do you know that?
Wormtail's security videos. He's got those things EVERYWHERE. Except for the bath rooms of course. I made sure of that.
How rude. He COULD have gotten any girl he wanted, and he almost still could. He's just not interested that's all. That's nothing to be ashamed of. He just doesn't trouble himself with such Tom foolery.
*lol* You made a funny! Tom foolery! *lol*
Actually, I think he might like that, for a while anyway.
That may be going a bit far though. But, as usual, it would be REALLY funny.
I did that, but I could tell all of the spelling errors were put there on purpose to see if I could spot them. I actually think he was impressed that I did spot them, so that wouldn't fit well in this list.
Well it's not exactly as though he could help it.
Yeah. Seriously. And I kind of feel bad for Quirrel too anyway.
*lol* That's sarcasim, yes?
-_- Yeah.
That may help though. :P
Huh? What? What's that supposed to mean?
I haven't the foggiest.
I DO do that one from time to time. It's always worth a good laugh. I call him Uncle Tom sometimes too. :P
Bet he doesn't thank you for that.
Nope. Not at all.
I don't go that far very often though.
Wise decision.
o_O But it isn't true though.
Um . . . I think that's all a matter of opinion, Viv.
*shrieks* NO! Not wittle Nagini-wini!


You'd have to be VERY powerful to do that thought.
I did it.
Well la tee da.
He may like that too.
No, that would seem more like a wedding, not a grand entry.
Yeah . . . Good point.
Oo! That wouldn't go down very well.
Uh uh. Funny though.
Uh . . . No. I don't think I will.
I wouldn't try that if you don't want to sit through a long lecture.
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