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    Hello, welcome to M.A.Y.H.E.M. I am Liza Flueborne, the human services representative of this fine hotel. My desk has not yet been completely stocked, but if you'd like to take a look at some of the wonderful things we have to offer here, you can start by perhaps looking at some images people have drawn of my likeness. We are a world renowned hotel, you know, and artists from around the world rush to illustrate our competent and illustrious staff. Just be careful. If I find any finger prints, you'll be paying double for your stay here. You will have to click and drag these to view them in their full and proper form.

by Diane

   

by Others

     

   

    Oh look, and I seem to have acquired desk ornaments. How wonderful...

Diane made this layout for me.

(Because Yami Pajami is terrible at HTML and art!)