HELLO. YOU HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO THIS PAGE BECAUSE...

YOU ARE A MORON! PLEASE SEEK SOME HELP, BECAUSE BEING A MORON SIMPLY ISN'T NORMAL.

I HEAR BOB WROTE A BOOK CALLED DEATH THERAPY, YOU OUGHT TO CHECK IT OUT. IT SOUNDS QUITE FASCINATING. OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK UP BABY STEPS.

BOTH SHOULD HELP YOU THROUGH THIS TROUBLED TIME.

ALSO, YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THESE PAGES!

http://www.neopets.com/~RandomPinkCybunny
http://www.neopets.com/~howtoleave


READ THOSE BOOKS AND TAKE A PEEK AT THOSE PAGES, AND YOU'LL BE ON YOUR WAY TO NOT BEING A MORON IN NO TIME!

THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY!



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