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**My mother is using this layout that she and I love until she has time to make me one! =D**

Intro

Hello! I see you have stumbled upon my petpage. This is my little corner in Neopia where I write about ME! =) I love writing and reading, so I decided to start writing this page. I hope you like it; I spent quite a while creating it. =D

About Me

Well, I'm a Mutant Cybunny right now. My stats are as follows:

Level: 13
HitPoints: 26/21
Strength: 17
Speed: 19
Defence: 18
Intelligence:215

Battledome Stats

Played: 3
Won: 1
Lost: 2
Tied: 0
Total Score: 37

Yes, I know, my statistics are horrible and my battledome scores are very bad, but that's because...I'm not the battle pet!! Mum will create a Tyrannian Krawk to do the battling in the family. =)

The only good stat I have is my intelligence. This is because I LOVE reading. I have read tons of books. Reading provides me with a whole new world to escape in ((not that mine is bad!)), and also it makes me so smart! =0 Mum gives me all the books she finds or buys, and I just read them as fast as I swallow pudding. xD

My favorite book is:

It's about a huge meadow filled with kind, gracious cybunnies, who go on many adventures and help every one out.

My other favorites are:

Brightvale

The Wheel of Knowledge

The Magic Shop

Alright, now that you know my favorites, you must want to know what I hate. ;-) I don't hate many things, since I am a kind creature, but these items I just can't stand!

That's all I can think of about me right now. =)

My History

I was created 57735 hours ago. Mum had just realized that her old main account, Dreamer869, was frozen. After weeping for a while, she decided to talk to her friends on the RS Help and Chat board. ((Mum no longer chats on that, for a few valid reasons -_-)) After getting comforted by them, she starting considering a new account. She decided to name it EmPwns. So my mother created the account I now, and forever will, live on. She had to create a pet, too. She looked at her "Future Pets Name List", and decided she wanted a cybunny named Lazieana. Me. xD Well, there were no cybunnies available in Create A Pet, so instead she created a Blue Uni.

I, meanwhile, was estatic to have a new mommy! I trotted after her all the way to her teeny neohome in Neopia Central. After talking and laughing together, and getting to know each other, Mum soon learned a few important things about me:

1) I was awfully kind and thoughtful, and hated evil things.
2) I had a weird attachment to books of all kinds, yet I didn't know how to read/write yet. O.o
3) I loved my mother and deeply cared for her, and Mum felt the same way. It would be hard to seperate us.

Anyway, for quite a while, I was her only and favorite pet. Occasionally she adopted other pets, but they didn't last long. These pets included an Island Chomby, Two Annoying Kikos, a Shadow Buzz, a Faerie Usul, a Robot Kau, and much more.

So anyway, I was my Mum's only permie pet.......Until July 27th, 2005. That was the fateful day when my future would be changed forever; in two ways. =0

The action started when Mum was chatting on her amazing guild board. All of a sudden, her friend Ani popped in to say, "Anyone want my Faerie Koi?"

Mum jumped at the chance to have one of her favorite koi colors as her own pet. She quickly said "Sure!", and Ani posted the pounding time. Mum then told me to follow her, so I did. We left our neohome rather quickly, Mum snatching a 5,000NP bag off the counter on the way, and hurriedly made our way down the street. Our neohome is in Maraqua, so it was a looonngg walk. Mum was afraid we might not make it there in time. I, personally, was sweating in the hot sun, and my fur was growing damp. My hooves, clicking on the sidewalk, were sore and dirty. I complained to Mum, asking why I had to come and why I couldn't stay home. Mum hushed me impatiently and informed me that I should be there to greet my new cousin. Whatever. o.o

Anyway, we rushed out of Maraqua, and traveled to Meridell. It had a horrible smell, so we walked even faster to Brightvale. It was cool and the rolling hills soothed my pain. It seemed seconds before we were in Roo Island. Mum told me we had 10minutes until the koi was pounded, so she allowed me to ride the Merry Go Round. I rode a blue uni, just like me, and felt a bit dizzy after it. But since Roo Island is so teeny weeny, we were out of there in no time and suddenly in the bright blinding light of Neopia central. It was awfully crowded there, so we had to push ourselves through millions of Neopians. We passed the Money tree and Rainbow Pool ((Me, of course, imagining what getting painted would be like)), and finally arrived at the pound. I had never been here before; All the other times Mum had adopted a pet, she had left me home. It was dark and dank and smelled badly of rats. We entered the room, and saw a wooden desk, with a smiling pink uni and a mean looking yellow techo sitting behind it. The uni was sitting under a bright sign that said "Adopt", and underneath her was a sign "Adopt Today!". The techo was under a dull sign saying "Abadon", with a poster of a sad poogle and the words "Don't Disown Your Poor Neopet!" By each desk, there was a long line; unfortunately, the disown line was longer, but it was good for us, I suppose. The techo was taking un-wanted Neopets and putting them in some kind of room behind him. I still get chills imagining what it would be like to know that you are going to get disowned, and most likely not get adopted for a while.

Mum got on the fast moving line for Adopt. The pretty uni was taking Neopians into the same room the techo put the disowned Neopets, and the Neopians searched for the right pet. She also had a clipboard that the Techo wrote on everytime a Neopet was disowned. I assume that it is for people who want a certain Neopet, they can just say the name, pay the price, and are given the Neopet. That's what we were going to do.

Mum spotted Ani in line for disown. She was carrying a happy-looking ((one of the few on the disown line)) Faerie Koi in her hands. I cheered up, thinking he would be staying with me for a while. Anyway, Ani and Mum reached their desks at the same time. Ani, shaking, handed over the koi. He looked fine, and smiled at us, knowing that he would, hopefully, be adopted by us. Mum smiled nervously back, and spoke the koi's name, KrieLyna, at the same time Ani handed him over. The Uni quickly told Mum the price, 359NP, and Mum immideately handed it over. The Uni smiled, and said Congratulations, Krielyna the Faerie Koi is now your's.

Mum jumped up and down and hugged the koi. I looked at him curiously and he grinned at me. I knew he'd be a great temporary brother, and future cousin.

After thanking Ani, and laughing when she was told by someone that a Neopian had seen the koi in the pound, and tried to adopt it, but failed, we left the building. It felt good to be outside again and in the sunshine. Mum bought us both smoothies of our choice, and then we happily checked the money tree, just for fun. We managed to get a pile of sludge, which Mum returned back to the Money Tree. xD We traveled back to our neohome in what felt like seconds, then Mum showed Krie around. He was astonished by the house and immidieatly felt at home.

Then, Mum left to do the dailies, and left us alone. We talked for hours about our past lives. I learned a lot about him, like how he started as a blue koi, and then was zapped into a Faerie Koi. He said getting zapped didn't hurt at all, like most pets said it did. Turning Faerie felt like a wave of calm washed over him, and when he looked in the mirror he saw a beautiful image look back at him. He said the best part was, now he could swim and fly!!!

After a long time of the two of us "bonding", Mum came through the door of our Neohome. Her eyes were shiny with excitment, and cheeks rosy.

What? Did you win something from Tombala? Did you find the treasure of the Lost City of Gerepituki??" I asked.

No, no," Mum said breathlessly. "Just nevermind. I'll be out for a bit. There's ham and cheese sandwiches in the fridge, and apple neocola on the counter." She then dropped her prizes and groceries on the table, grabbed a heavy-looking bag of Neopoints from the table, and hurriedly walked out the door.

I looked curiously after her, wondering what she was in such a rush about, but decided that she was just buying a petpet, or saw a good deal.

Krie didn't seem curious at all about her sudden rush, and he just flew over to the daily bag and peeked inside. I followed him.

Inside was an omelette, jelly, junky tombala prize, 1,268NP, and some other worthless items. I closed the bag, and went over to the fridge. Krie and I ate the sandwiches and neocolas, and then I suggested we play with toys. Mum had bought me a blue uni plushie last week. I played with that for a while, while Krie played with Koi Popup Book and Blue Koi Plushie Mum had given him as a "Welcome to our family" present.

After about forty minutes of playing, talking, and snacking on jellies and omelettes, Mum suddenly came walking through the door. Her eyes glowing, and her hands shaking, she handed me a parcel.

What is it?" I asked.

Just open it and see!"

I slowly opened the parcel. Inside of it, in soft light pink tissue, lay a bottle. It was black, with a fur "collar" on the top of it, with white skulls on the fur. A chill went up my spine. It looked quite frightening. I looked doubtfully at Mum.

Go on," she urged. "It's alright, trust me!" I shakingly uncorked the bottle. A cloud of black smoke rose from the bottle, causing me to cough. Closing my eyes tight, I brought the bottle up to be lips and tipped it into my mouth.

The concoction tasted horrible. I gagged, but nothing came out. I tried to vomit, but still, nothing came out. I looked helplessly at Mum. She smiled gently. "It's bewitched to do that. Now drink the rest. It'll be much easier to drink it all at once, then to keep stopping.

I looked nervously at Krie, and he grinned at me. "Go on, Laz!" So I quickly poured the rest of the potion in my mouth and gulped it down. For a few seconds after I had swallowed the whole thing, nothing happened. I was wondering Mum fed me this horrible-tasting potion if it served no purpose, when I started to feel weird. My skin started to tingle. I felt my delicate white hooves turn into thick, furry black paws. My soft small ears turned long and floppy. My fur, nose, and torso also twisted and turned. It didn't hurt that much, it just felt strange.

After about 30 seconds of twisting and mutating, everything stopped. Mum looked adoringly at me, and handed me a mirror. I peered anxiously in the mirror. What I saw made me gasp.

I was...not the same. I had never, ever imagined changing my appearance. I had heard stories about young Neopets being transformed into beautiful, scary, or cute creatures, but I myself had always just assumed I'd always be a uni. I never thought of myself as ugly or pretty, just myself. But now I was..very different. Some may call what I was transformed into ugly, or disgusting, but all I saw in that mirror was a rare, unique animal.

After gazing stunnedly at the mirror for quite a while, I turned trembling to my mother. She was standing next to Krie with silent tears of joy running down her face. I ran over to her and hugged her warmly.

Aww, Laz, you look beautiful! But if you don't like your appearance, I can paint you with a starter Blue or Green paintbrush..." she said. She then took out a packet of pictures, and showed me the images of what I would become.

No, Mum, I love myself the way I am. But what am I? And will I forever remain this way?"

You're a cybunny," she said with a smile. "A mutant cybunny. And no, I did not plan on keeping you this way forver. I thought you might like to be a royal cybunny." She showed me the following picture:

Mum!" I gasped. "It's beautiful! I really would love to be that!!"

Good," Mum said with a soft smile. "Cause that's what you're going to be. Although it may take a while, because first I have to get a draik trans potion."

That's fine!" I said. Then I looked at Krie for the first time. He was grinning gill to gill.

You look gorgeous Laz!" he said. "Doesn't it feel great to be changed?"

Yup!" I said happily. "It sure does Krie, it sure does.

Another Story:

What do you think the normal response to the question "What is your job?" would be for a Neopet? Probably battledomer, librarian, pet, toy, or food shop owner, teacher, or something else like that, right? You would most likely not think 'RA' was a normal response at all.

You're probably wondering what an RA does, or what it stands for. To make you understand an RA, I will have to tell you a long story about myself.

After I was painted royal, on Thanksgiving for Americans, I recieved a letter the next day. On the envelope, in fancy letters, the words read: 'To a Ms. Lazieana, From the Royal Association of Brightvale.' The letter basically was asking me to attend a meeting in Brightvale Castle, with King Hagen. My mother and I, of course, decided to go, and the next day we set off.

We arrived at the castle, its many turrets and towers astonishing me. The meeting, some parts unfortunately boring, seemed to be requesting me, and a few other royal pets, to become RA's. An RA is short for a Royal Apprentice.

When you first enter the royal business, you are called an 'Aristocratic Assistant', (The name is stupid, I know!)and you perform humble tasks, such as to fetch coffee for King Skarl. After about two weeks, if you have done well in your tasks, you become a Skillful Student. Everyone at this level is assigned a three hour..."conference" with King Skarl, once a week, alone. There you discuss the responsibilities of being a king or queen, and how to rule over a land properly. There are also lessons all during the week, about everything from the history of Neopia, to how to decorate party invitations. Finally, after spending 14 months, or until you are ready to graduate, you attend a ceremony. In this ceremony, you graduate from the Royal School, and are finally eligible to rule over a land. This, however, doesn't mean that every royal pet who graduates from the Royal School, can become a King or Queen. There just aren't enough Neopian lands! No, only the most elite of the royals can become kings or queens. The next 'best' rank is a prince or a princess, then the king/queen's advisor, and so it continues until you get to soldiers and maidens.

I just last week graduated from being an assistant. I am studying very hard, so maybe some day I can become the queen of some Neopian land. And maybe someday, you'll hear about the ceremony of the new Queen Lazieana of some land, and think 'That name seems familiar from somewhere'.

Maybe someday...

My Family

My amazing, awesome, perfect family is made up of my Mum, me, and my sister and cousin. I also have a few other cousins, but I rarely see them.

Anyway, I am going to list everyone in my family here.

Krielyna
Current Species: Koi
Current Color: Faerie
Desired Species: Koi x.x
Desired Color: Plushie
Current Petpet: Ani the Greeble
Desired Petpet: Plushie Hassee with Mootix

If you read the "My History" section, you'd know how Krie came to live with us. He was adopted by a guild member of Mum's, Ani. Krie will later be transfered to another account Mum will make, PlushiesPwn. He'll probably always be my closest cousin, though, since he lived with me for so long.

Krie is an energetic, outgoing guy. He loves playing, and always makes funny jokes. Sometimes, however, he doesn't know when to stop playing, causing him to appear disobedient. But I still love him. xD

Fruscheta
Current Species: Draik
Current Color: Mutant
Desired Species: Draik x.x
Desired Color: Faerie
Current Petpet: None
Desired Petpet: Maraquan Meowclops with Mootix

Scheta is my sister, and is also a permanent pet of Mum's. She's pretty new to our family. Mum created her as a blue bori, and immidieatly after morphed her into a draik using a draik trans potion.

Scheta is a quite playful creature. She loves playing games, but also cares a lot about her appearance. She sometimes can be a bit naive about the world, and also is impatient. She is the gourmet food pet.

My Mum

I love my Mum so much! She does everything possible for me. She reads me books, spends millions on making me gorgeous, and much, much more. For more about her, click here. =D

My PetPet

My new petpet is a faerie snowbunny named Leaia ((pronounced Lee-ay)), and a Lady Blurg named Cas ((short for Cassie)).

Future Siblings

Rask, the Tyrannian Krawk and his niptor and moffit:

And a lab pet. Which will always be changing. Mum will adopt/create a well-named pet, and zap it with the lab ray till it changes to a decent color/rare species. She'll also give it a petpet and zap that with the petpet lab ray.

Goodbye!

Eugh, Mum is calling me. There just was a restock in Chocolate and she want me to price her items. =( Oh well!

I hope you learned a lot about me! I worked very hard on writing this page. Every word is © of Lazieana, and empwns. NO STICKY FINGERS!

Oh yeah, and keep checking back! I'm always adding something new! And pretty soon, there'll be a new layout, one that Mum and me made ourselves! =D

The cybunny lifted one violet eyelid and looked at the little clock next to her. 6:13 AM. Heaving a sigh, she rolled out of the pale pink bed. She stretched her long, cream arms and strode over to her purple dresser. She lazily switched from a lacy nightgown to a purple and yellow dress with a golden tiara. The royal cybunny glanced in her mirror, which had the word 'Lazieana' engraved on it. She fixed her fluffy fur, and then sauntered down her spiral stairs to breakfast. Cooking on the faerie kitchen stove was Lazieana's mother, a young girl, her dirty blonde hair tied in a messy bun. "Laz! You certaintly woke late! I was just about to run upstairs and shake you awake." The girl laughed. "Scheta and Rask already ate, by the way." Lazieana groaned in hunger. "I've made bacon muffins, if you'd like one. This one has onions and cheese on it, the kind you like." "Thanks Mom," the cybunny said, sitting down and taking a big bite out of a muffin. Just then, a frail-looking, but beautiful faerie draik flew into the kitchen. Her transparent wings fluttered impatiently. "Mother, WHERE DID YOU PUT MY HISTORY HOMEWORK? You know, the essay on the Darigan and Meridell war. I know you must have moved it! It's due today, too, so you better find it." "Calm down, Scheta. It's underneath your textbook on your desk." The draik huffed off. Lazieana finished her bacon muffin and went back upstairs to fix her school things. Finally, by 7:30, the three neopets were ready for school.

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