Random_Joy: Sheesh... Do I really have to talk about her? Fine... This is RJ, none of us call her mum because it would be far too embarrassing to be known to be associated with her. She's a clumsy ditz and is always getting herself into stupid situations. She once got kidnapped by Turdles, man that was humiliating... But at least now she has a fear of them and knows to stay away from them. She hasn't been within a mile of the Turdle Racing place since it. RJ says its because they think she's their Queen or something.

Torano_Courage: Tora? Well... I don't think we'll ever understand him. He's a pretty okay guy overall though. I just wish he'd stop that Copy Kougra thing already!!! It can really get on your nerves after a while. Anyway, Tora owns this Noil... thing... with a mohawk. His name is Eggplant and he's a ball of fluffy destruction. He'll eat anything and everything, and loves to tear stuff up for fun. But somehow Tora is the only one who can control him. Tora is clumsy, very clumsy. He has a habit of tripping over his own tail at times. I tell him he should walk on all fours but he ignores me. He also likes to chase things he finds interesting, like butterflies. He's easily amused.

Heiwami: At first I thought she liked me, then hated me, but now I think its mutual. Heiwami is the resident 'superstar' in our household. After a hard life on the streets she joined up and 'moved in' with us. She takes too much time in the bathroom if you ask me, and she has the habit of trying to poke that nose of hers into other people's affairs. Next time she tries to do that I'll set her tail on fire. That'll be fun. Anyway, Heiwami is a singer and she gives free entertainment at my cafe sometimes.

Raptured_Beauty: This is our 'all-mighty' manager and image consultant. I know RJ didn't employ Rapture because of her personality, that's for sure! I think its because she owns a White Weewoo, which we all know is one of the most wanted petpets for Neopian Times writers. Rapture wears a lot of makeup, and I mean a lot! From what Heiwami told me, she spends nearly all night in the bathroom redoing her makeup for the next day. Its a wonder that she can stay awake anymore. Anyway, Rapture doesn't like me. I'm sure of it because she's always trying to throw Sandy into the bin. Grr... If I catch her going that again she'll be in for it!

Sandy: Sandy is my frying pan. She's always there for me so I can thwack anyone who annoys me! I especially hate it when people try to dance and think they're good at it, but really aren't at all. Jchukid, if I see that Chomby of yours trying to dance again be prepared to come pick him up with an ambulance. Down to business with Sandy. I received her off the Space Faerie, though I'm not exactly sure if it was actually a present from her herself. It was like she was passing it on to me. I noticed that when I first got Sandy in my hooves their was a scent on her that smelt a bit like me. It really makes me wonder about my past.

Onion: Onion_ my pink Snowbunny down in the corner there. He's pretty cool for a petpet. His favourite things are playing hide and seek and digging in the garden. And he's the first petpet in the family to be named after some sort of vegetable. People started to copy me after I named him. That's why there's Eggplant, Choko and Alfalfa. At least I think the guys' named them after Onion_ It would seem very suspicious even if they did it unintentionally.