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... sell them on the TP. I typically put something like "600k, 750k=auto, No Junk Offers" in the description. |
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Battledomer
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... use them. They do 10-12 icons of damage, and with my pet's Beserk ability and 55 million strength I should be able to do 99 million HP damage to the Inflatable Balthazar. Hopefully the lemons will kill it, and if they don't, I'll have to buy something better. |
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Packrat
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... keep them! Why would I throw away a perfectly usable, not to mention rotable, item? I have a dark, dank corner in my SDB especially reserved just for it. I'll shove it in, and forget all about it for the next 15 years. |
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Avatar Chatter (ACer) #1
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... ask why they didn't give you an avie. That is, after all, the purpose of life - to acquire as many avatars, and to dream about avatars that don't exist, but should. |
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Avatar Chatter (ACer) #2
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... ask why it doesn't give an avatar, because they could be another item I could lend for full collat! Oh, I just can't wait! I'll make some totally random friends (I'll even learn their first names!) and then tomorrow I'll do it all over again! |
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Other Worlder (OWer)
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... make a song about lemons! |
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Newbie #1
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... call them Hannah Montana, and then claim on the Help Boards to be their cousin. LyK, ZoMG wE'ER Realtid! |
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Newbie #2
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... go to Plot Boards and start a topic with the title "pryvet chat onli me n lemon." Of course, then I'll have to get angry at everyone who tells me I can't have a private "convo" with my bff... sheesh, people these days. |
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Virtupets Chatter (VPCer)
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... lemons? Is that like, n00b spam? Cause I'm WAY better than a n00b. |
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N00b #1
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... p0st everiwere tat u got lemons cuz lyk lemons r so c00l n lyk if u dun tel evere1 tat u got lemons frum life then lyk u r so n00b n lyk mean cuz lyk everi1 wanna no tat u got lemons so lyk u gotta tel dem n if u dun then i hate u!!!!11!111! |
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N00b #2
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... find a random board, preferable the NW or Plot boards, and make a topic with the title "LYK WTH IZ UP WIT MI LEMONS." After this, make a new topic with the title "LYK Y NO1 RESPONSE 2 MI!" This is, inevitably followed by yet another 15 topics with titles along the lines of "U PPL R MEAN CUZ U DUN ANSWER MI ?" |
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N00b #3
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... make a board about Lemon World, and call everyone a n00b who tells you it doesn't exist. Silly people! Where do they think Lemons come from, the Lemon Tree? |
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Neopian Times Writer
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... use those lemons as ineptly perfect inspiration for a tremendously enormous how-to guide called "Peeling a Lemon - The Neopets Solution." |
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Plot Chatter (PCer) #1
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... examine the lemons with a magnifying glass, and upon discovering a faint, light blue line along the edges, make a bunch of boards about how the lemons are sinking. |
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Plot Chatter (PCer) #2
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... start a new chat group with horrible lemon puns as the titles. Boards with titles like "LEMON #847://If you're a lemon, roll around" and "LEMON #918:// Grelemon on the loose!" will become commonplace on the Plot Boards. |
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