Before I continue with the rest of the page, you should know that I wasn't always this way. Yes, here I go with a cliché story about how I came to be. I was told that I was found after there was a huge explosion near a large building (some laboratory) not too far away. No one knew the whereabouts of anyone who might know where I came from, so I was to live with the people that found me. I met Irukora, Zulemma, and IInrisa. From then on they were to be my adoptive brother and sisters. Irukora was the meanest person I had ever met, he tormented me so much. Why? Had it been because I had been younger and was spoiled more than he? It wasn't my fault.

He told me that I didn't really have any family, that I was some freak from a test tube. They only wanted me to believe that I had a family so I could be normal and hope someone would come claim me. I was sad for quite a time. I decided to forget about everything. So what if I was a lab mutant. Wouldn't I be better? My creator would have wanted to make me some superior species.

 

Peanut butter, an item that is only found in some items in Neopia, has been my favorite food, or snack since I had been with my family. I was first introduced to its creamy butterness when all of us were sitting at the table waiting for Crystal to make us some crazy meal for breakfast. Turns out she was sick, so Iinrisa was making sandwiches, and whoop-dee-do! Guess what was in those sandwiches? Peanut Butter! It was sticky, but somehow appealed to my taste in food. Nowadays, I keep some stashed in my cabinet and a small jar to take along with me wherever I go. I enjoy eating it with many other edible items, such as chocolate, celery, crackers, bread and honey, and many other foods.
FAVOURiTES
	Now that they have a cereal booth, I can go get free breakfast, and I bet you know what food I would want to eat every day - Reese's Puffs!! I love that mixture of chocolate and peanut butter in every bite! My mouth waters just talking about it! Irukora tells me that chocolate and peanut butter are both disgusting foods, but I know he is really deprived, looking me eat with those green eyes of envy...If you ever go by the Cereal Kitchen, give them a try.
	It is a very hot day, and I am burning under the radiation the sun emits...What do I desire? A Peanut Butter Slushie! The sweet taste of jam blended with wonderful creamy peanut butter. Very satisfying! It makes me want to devour it in one slurp! But of course, I have to be cautious and avoid brain freeze.
	I definitely do not know what I was thinking when I ate these little things. Iinrisa had given me some for Halloween, and I freaked out when she asked me to eat them. It took me a while to finally register it in my head that they were not real spiders. They tasted great, except for the fact that their irregular shapes almost made me choke.
	Shinrami had given some of this wonderful treat to me, and it was fantastic! I can not thank her enough! It's just a tasty blob coated with chocolate...Mmmm! Something so simple can taste so great! Thanks Again Shinrami!
	Will add more, once I have money to try more.

Shinrami	Shinrami was my cool Lenny-eliminating friend. I don't see her around anymore...
Hunter123454434	She was my best friend, I loved her very much. Yeah it sounds wierd comming from me. But it's true.
Ciyes	He's the new guy in town, [from the U.K.,] and he's got some serious style! Especially the moehawk! I tried to make him fly, but it didn't work out too well.
SushiPopsicle	Sushi is a wierd one. She is quiet and pitiful sometimes, then suddenly she'll snap and attack you about anything for no reason at all. Maybe she's bipolar. Whatever it is, she is fun to pick on.

Idle hands are the workshop of the devil...

I am constantly left with nothing to do. Not anything good to do at least. When listening to music and reading turn into a routine, I like to step out of my house and wreak havoc amongst the population. Haha! All right, I am just kidding.

I like to make friends and converse about anything, but even then I am left without anything to say. Maybe that's why I don't have many friends? I can get really boring. Maybe you'd like to be my friend?

You know what's fun? Squirting people with my water guns. I have one that has water in it, and the other, contains Tabasco sauce. That'll make anyone burn!

I am also into building robots and pyrotechnics. I am not very good at either of those, but I try. once, I set my neighbor's nicely cut shrubs on fire on accident. My homemade flame thrower was...not a perfect one. My robots are just as bad. They cannot even perform simple tasks, and usually fail because they were improperly assembled.

 

I thought I should add one of these lists, they seem interesting enough, and they are quick and to the point.

First, let me tell you about what I like, since there is very little I actually do admire.

· K-Dash
Sure, he can be dumb and messy sometimes, but he is my petpet and I don't know what I would do without him.

· Peanut Butter
Surely you would have guessed that peanut butter was going to appear on this list?

· Anything Else That I Like
There is too much going on in my little brain to actually sort it out into categories. I'll try to work on this later.

That wasn't much, now was it? Let's move on to the longer list of what I strongly dislike.

· MIDIs on Petpages
No, I swear, this is something that seriously peeves me. I will be listening to my MP3 playlist on WinAmp, and all of a sudden, some happy loud and upbeat song begins to play. Ugh...Every time it happens, I jump right out of my chair.

· Emo Music
You must be really desperate if you have a taste for this genre. Emo is one of the most pathetic subcultures ever (quite literally, actually). Have our standards really slumped so low? When did fake crying suddenly become cool? I don't know how anyone could willingly listen to that intolerable wuss-rock. And like it.

· Rebels with no cause
So, you hate politics? You want to make protests/vandalize property? GET REAL. I bet the only reason you hate politics is because you are an easily-influenced, obedient drone and have no stance in the government other than what your favorite TV-personality says. I'm sure you'd prefer anarchy because you'd like to eradicate government and do more rebellious things in crowded urban malls like throw French fries at old ladies and complain your ice cream is melting. Just put the bat down, step away from the car, and go back home to watch your favorite channel, MTV.

· That.

· Attention Zealots
Anyone who whines about their problems about their personal issues, such as relationships, disputes with friends, etc. on their blog that no one reads. Shut up!! No one cares.

· "Sake Drinkers
What's with people that think it is so cool to drink sake, when they don't have the slightest idea about what sake is, or even tastes like. Personally, I think sake tastes like crap.

· sXe
It really ticks me off when socially-inept [and direly uncool] kids turn sXe just because they think it is cool and trendy. If I'm not mistaken, sXe are vegetarians, try giving up your hamburgers now. But that's beside the point. It's no fun when you can't use substances. No fun!

· Gothic Lolitas
From missed-matched contact lenses to elaborate dresses to double pony tails and exaggerated make-up: IT'S STOLEN! I can't stand the influx of lolita goth poseurs who insult others for being in a "trend" (punk/goth/ska). How can you be so dense? Wow, Elegant Gothic Lolita is so unique, huh? I mean, I can understand entirely how a dumb Western trend can never amount to an exclusive style that's basically stolen from the West. (For the slow: that was sarcasm.) Go listen to Dir En Grey, or whatever it is you kids listen to these days.

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