Lookit, mummy! Irrational exhuberance!

KREMLING

UPDATES: 11-24-03: Changed the music yet again xD

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*You enter a large, dark room lighted only by a couple of creepy-looking skull lamps. As you walk through the room, you notice a black bed with a female black krawk sprawled out on it, playing a Neoboy advance. Noticing you, she puts the game down and walks up to you, muttering*

So you're the guest I've heard so much about. I am Kremling (as if you couldn't tell by now) I am not your average, custie, friendly, fun-loving krawk, so if you're looking for cutsieness, go bother someone else.

Still here, eh? Fine. But don't cross me while you 'enjoy' your stay."

She notices you giving her a look and growls slightly...

If I were you, I'd wipe that contemptuous smirk off my face this instant. You're lucky your even priveleged to, uhh, view my, uhh...*glances around at her messy room* greatness. Yeah."

*SERVANTS..ehh, I mean SIBLINGS*

GRR!__EDD__
StupidEdd...He usually does the smart thing and avoids me at all costs. He loves to read. Blech. Nerd.

*yawn*Nago
NagoIs the only pet in the household I come even close to respecting, mostly because he's stronger then all of us. He's still toast if he barges into my room when "Sick Sad World" is on, though...

Grr! Grr!KlamponThis is Klampon, Who gets first prize for the most annoying sibling in the universe. She plays pranks, barges into my room just to tick me off, and is a general pest. And she won't let me forget that she got a trophy before ME. Hmph.

~FRIENDS~

Hi!Bettie_Boop2
Bettie may act like a ditz, but she's really quite intelligent. She spends her life acting like something she isn't. She can't forget the way people have treated her in the past, it has scared her for life. Her and I are great friends.

Hello...DisneyBambi
BambiIs a little brown ixi who lives a solitary life in the woods. He and I pal around together quite often.

*purr*Spooky Feline
SpookIs the pet of my mum's BEST neofriend *pokes Spy* She and I share an extreme dislike for shoyrus (no offence to shoyru owners) Check out her page, Pointless Digital.

BOO!Yamakirb
YamaIs a purple krawk (obviously) He likes to make stupid faces at security cameras- I like to make obscene gestures at security cameras (the claw, anyone?)

I'm surrounded by idiots...Agent Dibby
DibLoves paranormal stuff (Yeech) And he also likes jiggly jelly. Needless to say, he's a krawk of the world.

...Destello
DestA good soul, he is. Mysterious and quiet, but a kind person. However, he isn't in the least bit boring- in fact, there's never a dull moment with this guy! Of course, just because he, err, helped me out of a life-threateningly dangerous situation or two before doesn't mean I need help.

~KARUS(My killer Reptillior)~

This is my little pet, Karus. Karus eats anything (He loves children, too)

Karus was given to me as a present for being my beautiful self. His bright and sunny personality showed from day one as he bit my owner before she handed him to me...I thanked her profusely as they wheeled her into the emergency room...

~FAN ART~

*Krem smirks* Yes, people DO care. Caring is a bad habit, though. Dangerous for your health. Not that I'm complaining about these great drawings, mind you...

Here is a picture of me back when I was a faerie (Yes, I was a faerie krawk once)

Then I got painted Fire, became a fire-faerie.

(images (c) Andany)

And here's what I look like now. A lump of stripes and misery. And a piercing.

(image (c) Wodenfire)

~ABOUT ME~

Quick Stats

Bor n: January 15th, 2002

Birthplace: Tyrannia, technically...

Bor n Color: Green

Zodiac Sign: KRAWPricor n(get it? HAR!)

Name Derived From: Kremlings, the bad guys from the DKC series...don't they look like Krawks?

Why are you still here? You actually want to know more about me? Man, and I thought I had no life...'

KREMLING'S VIEW ON...TRAINING

I WAS born a female green krawk (ask my friends for proof) But after awhile I decided to bravely sacrifice myself to the secret lab in order to gain power. It didn't give me that much of that, but at least it couldn't make me look any more hideous then I do already... I retired from it and regained my original species recently.

KREMLING's VIEW ON...THE WAR

Yeah, I fought for Darigan. I don't like Meridell. It's too cutsey and full of happiness and boring games and potatoes and...*starts gagging*

KREMLING's VIEW ON...LOVE

*Kremling wrinkles her snout and growls dissaprovingly* Love? Bah...

KREMLING's VIEW ON...THE BATTLEDOME

Ehh, all those other lazy bums have decided to retire from the dome, but not me. I'm fighting now! But I HATE everlasting crystal apples, even moreso then erasers of the dark faerie. But not as much as chia flour... *shudders*

KRAWDOPTABLES

These are my Krawdoptables (laugh. LAUGH!)Yes, these are housed at Dixie's Adoptables(http://pages.prodigy.net/nazz03/DA_Home.html), But the Krawks are are also housed here.

Do NOT art steal! I'll be watching :[

I'm Red!

I'm Blue!

I'm Green!

I'm Yellow!

I'm Brown!

I'm Cloud!

I'm Faerie!

I'm Fire!

I'm Ghost!

I'm Halloween!

I'm Mutant!

I'm Pirate!

I'm Purple!

I'm Rainbow!

I'm Shadow!

I'm Skunk!




CUSTOMS

Doesn't anyone want their Krawk to be a custom?

(JellyBean)

(Raging_Pain)

(Dark_Talon_Fire)

(Destello_)

MY CUSTOMS
Thank you so much! I would hug the generous people who made me these customs...but, frankly, I don't know where they've been...

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I've been adopted from Kaqilla!
Watch out, I bite. Adopt meh so I can rule the world >D (Okay, maybe not..) Come adopt me? :3

Here's the button to link back to this pathetic excuse of a webpage.

And here are the link buttons to visit other krawk sites (Not that you'd want to visit any other then mine...right?)

Adazhen Come visit! ^__^

That's all here. Now make like a tree and leave. Make like a banana and split. Make like a rocket and take off. Make like a...ohh, just get out of here!




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