-blocked-"The Skies Over Meridell. But what is SOOOOOO amazing about these two is that Shawna and Tav were inventors of flight! Shawna managed to stay in the air for fifteen seconds using the glider-plane. But Tav really made history. He went up second, and was the first Pets without wings to TAKE FLIGHT... in a glider-plane anyway. He stayed up almost a full minute over Meridell! Come on, if that isn't the COOLEST chunk of history, I don't know what is! We land pets owe flight to Tav-- A KYRII. Definitely a role model, thank you.

I got the charm Illusen! *Vadellen*: Vadellen is the blue Kyrii in Illusen's Neopedia article. He gives Illusen the charm she needs, but Jhordora shows up and scares him out of his wits. Poor guy.

Wessle listening in... *Advisor Wessle*: Sneaky, shrewd, gossiper... basically everything you WOULDN'T want in your Neopet! Well, the Lost Desert apparrel is pretty cool at least...

Ms. Amazonian, cool and awesome as always... *The Amazonian Kyrii: Well, this is one cool chic! Not much is known about her, but I'd bet you muffin to hair-gel she's one in a huge clan. I mean, there has to be more Amazonians! It's just how they work. This is one Kyrii I definitely want to meet, too bad they're so secretive.

Jannen, ready in case that certain villian should appear... *Jannen*: Jannen is an elfin Kyrii. He lives in the Meridellian woods, and has perfected the bow. Full of determination, this guy-- according to people whom have met him-- is known for his heart. I can't tell ya exactly, I've never met him. ^_^;;

Ryshiki, it's time to fight! *Ryshiki*: He's lightning fast, and a brave and intelligent warrior. His tan fur and flowing gold locks are his trademark. Wait a second... GOLD locks? What did he do, bleach them? HOW UN-RETRO! Hmmm... what would I look like with blonde hair?

Batrin telling everyone what he knows... *Elueus Batrin*: Very, very wise. He knows almost everything about Neopia, and is probably old enough to remember it all... Ummm... he wasn't listening right?! He does help in Neoquest though!

Zaaaap! Kazam! BOOOOOOOM! You are now a Murtog! *Kyrii Sorceror*: Not much is known about the Kyrii Sorceror-- Not even his name! We only can tell that he's very very powerful. *pulls out her trusty notebook* Maybe I'll have to do an interview...

The Pyschic will tell you all you need to know... Oooops, dropped the Orb.... *The All-Knowing Pyschic*: Remember this Kyrii? In the Darigan plot, The Seer (Seeer? See-erer?) told the Knights where to find the Orb. Green and wise. Yah!

Karai in the elevator, unaware that V2 is about to take over... *Karai*: Remember Neopet Version 2? Out of those four pets trapped in the elevator, one was a green Kyrii named Karai. *phew!* I'm glad Karai made it out safe!

Kiaran, ready to fight more Mummies... *Kiaran, the Kyrii in Mummy Maze*: Green (Halleiugh!), has a boomeragne sword... His game is now gone... Yep. Mummy Maze was noticed on 3/29/03 as being missing by one of Mum's friends. To confirm this, Mum went to where the game to be. I talked to him, he's very steamed he no longer has a use for his sword. He still has it though, but ahhh... I'm not allowed to tell people where he's hiding. ^_^ The Mummies might get him!

Stan, ready for another days' work... *Stan*, the Kyrii in Grand Theft Ummagine: He's yellow, he's fun, he's got red hair! This guy's even got a Collector card and Desktop background! He's the #1 Desert thief-- Grand Theft Ummagine to be exact. I'm not quite sure why we Kyriis have gotten such a bad rap about being thieves and being sneaky... But anyway... It'a ABOUT TIME there was another game with a Kyrii star! (*bows to both Kiaran and Stan*)

The Mystic doing... something... *The Island Mystic*: Remember that old guy on Mystery Island? Well, me and Mum used to visit him EVERYDAY. Then twice a week. Then once a week. Then once a month... Now Mum's back EVERYDAY! They dropped him in the Cooking Pot, AND HE GOT CHANGED TO A KYRII! (See News for the exact date.) Now he's a really cool old Kyrii instead of a cranky old guy... *chuckles nervously* And oh noooo! On 9/24/03, the Mystic was KIDNAPPED! But on 10/17/03, he was back in his hut. Yay!

Jones, after he foolishly tripped over those bottles. Tsk tsk Mr. Pirate... *Glug Glug Jones*: Well... OK, I admit he's not the best examples, him loving his Kraku Berry Juice, but he is a Kyrii! One of the few Kyrii Pirates too. (Please don't count the ones in the Food Club...-Lucky McKyriggan for example- they disgust me!) And don't you love his cute widdle hat?

Do I really need to comment on this one? Yeah. I do... *Lucky McKyriggan*: This is one of those pirates in the Food Club. He favors gross foods, but is allerigic to pizza. He's missin a paw and an eye, but man can he pack that food away! And with a strength of 82 and weight at a whoppin 182, I can see why.

Arrrr, matey! I be ye challenger... *Plumbeard*: This guy is actually a BattleDome challenger! It took them LONG enough to finally round up a rowdy Kyrii to fight. And how can you miss THIS guy? He's brash, he's rough, he's tough, he's cranky, he's bold! Yeeeesh. Pirates...

Arrrrr, I already be havin a petpet, thanks though! *Admiral Kyrwinne, the one-legged Kyrii who runs Little Nippers*: Another Kyrii pirate. This one runs owns and runs Little Nippers, the Krawk Island PetPet store. I've talked to him before, and he's pretty cool... there's even a Neopedia Article on him!

Pretty stars... *Ghost Pirate Kyrii: This is one of the shopkeepers for your own shop, I think he's kinda cool... But spooky. He is a ghost. O_O

Ep! *hides* *Undead Kyrii: This Kyrii is a character in Neoquest II. It is said "these Kyrii used to run the shops in their city, since lost to the sands of time... but that won't stop them from bringing you rock-bottom deals from beyond the grave!" That's erm, all I know. Keep ya posted!

Kyruggi looking cool! *Kyruggi*: In my book, one of the coolest Kyriis around. She's a Tyrannian Grand Elder/ Battle Leader. Yes, I know that the King of the Lost Desert was a Lupe. But look at him now... he's dead! (So in my opinion, Kyriis seem to live longer lives! *insert happy face here*) One more thing... SHE'S FEMALE! (Hmmm. Wonder if I could run a country...)

The Jazzmosis Christmas Concert... *The Kyrii in Jazzmoisis*: Does this Kyrii have a name?! If so... TELL ME! It's driving me up a wall! *walks on the cieling to prove it* I dunno, I keep calling them That-Jazzmosis-Kyrii-Without-A-Name...

This poor Kyrii looks very worried... *Unknown Desert Kyrii*: I'm not sure whom this desert Kyrii really is. I thought it might be the evil Pharoh's son mentioned in the Thilg article, yet... He's wearing tattered clothes and doesn't look too happy. Is it a worker? You read... you decide... Cause I'm just confused.

See em in the WAAAAAY back? *Unknown Faerie Kyrii*: This Kyrii is always at the Rainbow Pool, as you can see from the logo. Though I'm not too fond of pink... at all... I have to admit, it's cool that this Kyrii got painted. Paint is cool, eh?

Hey, no fair, Dorak's gotta boat! *Unknown Green Kyrii*: This Kyrii is in Dorak's Neopedia Article. I believe it's supposed to be one of Dorak's 'friends'. Poor Dorak, he's got great taste in species, even if they don't understand Cap'n Lenny. *grin*

2002! *Another Unknown Green Kyrii*: This was the image for 2002's KYRII DAY! Green is the best, isn't it? *grin*

Attends une seconde! *And another Unknown Green Kyrii!*: Okie, this is hard to explain. When you visit the Neopian Times in another language (let's say French), it gives you a warning about the Times not being in that language. (Attends une seconde! Où est passé le français? Nous soupçonnons ce Grarrl de l'avoir avalé. Son docteur dit qu'il est hors de danger, mais il n'empêche que nous devrons refaire toute la traduction.. Mais pas encore.) Well, one of the erm... seven or so images is a green Kyrii! And whomever it is, they're a DOCTOR! Don't worry Mr. Grarrl, you're in good paws.

Imma... Squire? *Unknown Yellow Kyrii*: Yup, yet another for the unknown list. But this Kyrii MUST be important. They got their picture on the 'squire' shield for the Invasion of Meridell game, after all! Level... four I think is Squire.

Move your piece, you old lizard! *Another Unknown Yellow Kyrii*: This Kyrii Admiral is playing Armada. He's playin against a Skeith-- Okay fine, I don't know much about Armada. But if you do, or want to, you can always to the Game Lobby and check it out. Say hi to the Admiral while you're there!

*sniffles* Aww... *Unknown Red Kyrii: This poor red Kyrii is in the Soup Kitchen Neopedia article. It's one of the starving pets waiting outside for a bite to eat...

Wassup?! Pass the Juppie Sauce... *ANOTHER Unknown Red Kyrii: Well, this Kyrii may have an unknown name, but they do appear in Rufus's Neopedia article. This red Kyrii is obviously enjoying the party, look how happy they are! They were at the Gadgadbogen party, though they weren't one of the offical guests for the party involving that weird logic puzzle. So, this is just one Kyrii who likes to chill. ^_^

19 months, wow! *And... ANOTHER Unknown Red Kyrii: I think this red Kyrii is an important Neopian figure. After all, when your account becomes nineteen months old, your shield changes to a nice red Kyrii. Coolness eh?

2003! *Yet ANOTHER Unknown Red Kyrii: I wanna cupcake! *snorts* This Kyrii was good enough to model for 2003's Kyrii Day logo. Very koot, eh? Wonder where I can go to model for 2004's Kyrii Day?

Kyrii powah. *How many Unknown Red Kyriis are there...: This is the chat avatar for Kyriis. I don't know why this red Kyrii ranked, but fine. They're famous and get their face on an avatar.

I'm not sure if they like Sloth anyway. *One of the Employees in Advert Attack*: Well, this RED (uccccck.) Kyrii also doesn't have a name. They just show up when you progress to the next level in Advert Attack. Cool thing is is that they're seat #1 next to Sloth! *snickers evilly*

Even though it's cold outside, I suppose Rink Runner is great to watch. The judge seems to like it well enough! *One of the Judges in Rink Runner*: As far as I know, this brown Kyrii doesnt have a name. But they are in Rink Runner. So, not really an important ammbasador to Meridell or anything... Just a judge, whom I guess... judges? Oh! And on 12/5/03, the Judge was seen in the 12/5/03 Advent Calendar animation. Cool huh?

Disco INFERNO! *Disco Kyrii Dancer: In your personal shop, you can have a swingin' disco dancer as your shopkeeper-- A swingin' disco dancin KYRII that is!

Pretty stars... *Brawling" Kyrii: In the options involving your shopkeeper in your personal shop, all that's given about this individual is their name: Brawling Kyrii.

You ain't nothin but hound Lupe, and you ain't no friend of mine... *The King: THE KING! Wheee, gotta love that music eh? He's real! He used to run Mum and my shop... But then Mum wanted to "rotate" employees. Gah.

Wow! That's forty-six Kyriis. Cool eh? *huge grin* And I bet you didn't even know a few of those existed. (Thanks to Mum's friends for a few of these she missed. *pokes Mum*)

But if you DO find a famous Kyrii, guest, neomail Mum so we can keep Neopia informed!

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Kyrii Haikus:

Tomorrow, lively
Their Eyrie forgives brightly
Hill, Kyrii deprives.

House catches sternly
If Kyrii activates there
Light solitude, mild.

Declines or marking
Earth, regrettable Kyrii Soon describes sternly.

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Adoptables! Ya know the rules... No Beauty Contest entries, blah blah. And trust me, these strange lil Kyriis aren't worth it. O_o

Feh. The adoptables had to be moved to another page... So until I find another Neopets place I can post them, you'll have to do without them. ...Still, rules still follow. If you find them, adopt and enjoy-- They still Mum's though! They're koot. And yup, you can still neomail Mum for a custom! All ya gotta do is tell 'er where to find a pic of your awesome unique Kyrii. So adopt n' enjoy!

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An Island Mystic... Question:

3/29/03: You will fight off a flock of flying Kyries!

5/1/03: You will be assaulted by an trio of rampaging Kyries.

12/31/03: You will suffer injuries from scores of glow-in-the-dark Kyries.

Is he saying Kyriis? I thought the plural of Kyrii was Kyriis, then someone told me it was Kyrii. Now it looks like it's Kyries?! HELP! *runs in circles with her green hair flying out in all directions*

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Kyrii Neo-Greetings!

Have a Blast"

St. Patrick's Day"

Watching the Moon" (Japanese)

Wish you were Here"

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This would be where I keep all the completely adorabley koot Kyrii adoptables I've found, but instead... They are now located somewhere else (must... use... Silly's... page), because Mum and I are having problems making my page load, AND there's a new rule that states Mum and I cannot link to anywhere but in this realm. Hicceh, sorry.

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TODAY IN HISTORY: (Well... actually... a while back in History, depending on the date...)
  • ON FEBRUARY 9, 2001: FUZIOS BECAME KYRIIS! (YES! SQUEEEEEEEEE!) Without this date, and without this change... There wouldn't be Kyriis. So this is really the most important date in Kyrii History. Who votes this being changed to National Kyrii Day?
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  • On February 12, 2001: Red and Yellow Kyrii Morphing Potions made an appearance!
  • On February 13, 2001: Kyriis can be zapped (*cringe*) into ROBOTS! (So much for first color, eh?)
  • On February 14, 2001: Kyriis were added to the Faerieland Coloring Game!
  • Also on February 14, 2001: Kyriis got a new webpage! (Kinda like the one 'yur looking at-- Other Kyriis I mean.)
  • More about February 14, 2001: Kyriis learned (Kyrii) GROWL, to be used in the 'Dome.
  • On February 16, 2001: Faerie Kyriis can take to the skies! (With the paintbrush first...)
  • On February 20, 2001: Kyriis got two new colors... (Disco and Electric!)
  • On February 23, 2001: Kyriis learned (Kyrii) Tackle, also able to be used in the 'Dome. (Not that I fight)
  • On February 27, 2001: Kyriis got a pop-up animation!
  • On March 20, 2001: Kyriis learned (Kyrii) Deplete, more for the 'dome.
  • On April 26, 2001: Kyruggi and Capara took form in Collector Cards!
  • On May 4, 2001: Checkered (*ACK*) Kyriis entered Neopia!
  • On May 8, 2001: Disco Kyriis got a makeover!
  • On July 17, 2001: Mummy Maze was added to the site! What a cool game...
  • On July 18, 2001: Lost Desert Kyriis entered Neopia!
  • On July 30, 2001: Faerie Kyrii became a Shopkeeper!
  • On August 1, 2001: Fire Kyriis are hot on the scene!
  • On August 22, 2001: Kyrii plushies entered Neopia!
  • On August 29, 2001: KYRII DAY 2001! (So lottsa D.I.H. for this date!)
  • On August 29, 2001: Kyriis got more SHOPKEEPERS!
  • On August 29, 2001: Kyriis got five weapons: Kyrii Shocker, Cork Gun, Tank Top, Slingshot, Battle Helmet!
  • On August 29, 2001: Kyriis can be painted Purple, Split, Skunk, and Gold!
  • On August 29, 2001: Kyriis learned (Kyrii) Glare, Earth Shield, and Cyclone! (More 'Dome stuff!)
  • On August 29, 2001 (there IS alot isn't there?): Kyrii Treats! Mmmmm... Candy!
  • On August 30, 2001: Three Kyrii BOOKS: Sick Kyrii, The Macho Kyrii, and Confident Kyrii.
  • On September 7, 2001: Ryshiki, the Collector Card, was the answer to the MYSTERY PIC!
  • On October 18 2001: Admiral Kyrwinne got his Neopedia Article!
  • On October 23, 2001: Kyriis were added to the 'Fun Images'! (Finally!)
  • On November 27, 2001: Mia's Makeover (discontinued game) became live!
  • On January 9, 2002: Capara (the Collector-Card) got a well-deserved makeover!
  • On January 16, 2002: Karai (scroll up to 'Famous Kyriis' for info) was an answer to the Mystery Pic!
  • On March 8, 2002: Mum and I started work on this lovely webpage!
  • On May 23, 2002: A Kyrii finally starred in the Caption Contest!
  • On August 6, 2002: Baby Kyriis toddled into Neopia!
  • On August 15, 2002: Brown Kyriis entered Neopia!
  • On August 29, 2002: KYRII DAY 2! Parfaits, Cakes, and mmm.... cookis!
  • On August 29, 2002: 5 MO' BD's! (BouncyBoots, RocketBoots, LeatherHelmet, ProtecoGoggles, and PowerPuncher!)
  • On Augusr 29, 2002: Starry Kyriis dazzled Neopia!
  • On August 29, 2002: Spotted Kyriis entered Neopia!
  • On August 30, 2002: Kyrii Books may be a day late...
  • On September 19, 2002: Ixis passed Kyrii on the MPP Chart, we're at 31st place. It's a dark day for the Kyrii...
  • On October 17, 2002: Kyriis were added to the How-to-draw section!
  • On November 4, 2002: Mr. Better-than-you Host is in the Caption Contest!
  • On December 10, 2002: Jazzmosis is giving Christmas Concerts! (Don't forget one of the members is a Kyrii.)
  • On December 13, 2002: The Advent Calendar featured a blue-furred-green-maned-red-collared-Jhudora-minion-Kyrii!
  • On December 15, 2002: Double Kyrii Handful was the Issue 70 "lead-in"! (See Heilley in my Buds!)
  • On December 18, 2002: Christmas Kyriis made their jolly way to Neopia!
  • On December 24, 2002: Kyrii Crackers (Not food) were released to Neopia's Toy Stores!
  • On January 13, 2003: Arrr, arr matey! Pirate Kyriis have entered Neopia!
  • On January 15 2003: Ganeel the red Kyrii stared in Week 49's Lenny Condodrum today!
  • On January 18, 2003: I turned 1! Happy B-day to me! What? That's big news thank you. *takes a big bite of cake*
  • On January 20, 2003: There was a red Kyrii in the Caption Contest!
  • On February 2, 2003: Mum's editorial question got in the Times! (It was a Kyrii question. See Evil's page for details.)
  • On February 6, 2003: There was another Kyrii in the Caption Contest! Bonzai!
  • On February 13, 2003: ANOTHER KYRII CAPTION CONTEST!
  • On Fenruary 26, 2003: Grand Theft Ummagine has become live! Welcome to the Kyrii world, Stan!
  • On February 28, 2003: Grand Theft Ummagine got a side-bar buttony thinger thingy!
  • On March 4, 2003: The Island Mystic was changed! He's now a Kyrii! (YESH! WAHOO! SQUEEEE! Good choice...)
  • On March 5, 2003: They doubled the amount of NP you recieved from Grand Theft Ummagine.
  • On March 20, 2003: The Grand Theft Ummagine Article was the answer to the Mystery Pic!
  • On March 24, 2003: Grand Theft Ummagine Art gallery special actually went live!
  • On March 24, 2003: Must be a GTU thing, but totally new Kyrii beauty items were released!
  • On March 26, 2003: Mum realized she forgot Neogreetings... Now they're below Haikus. Not really Kyrii news is it?
  • More March 26, 2003: When did this happen?! There's 1,049,579 Kyriis! OVER A MILLION!
  • On March 27, 2003: WHOO HOOO!! Talk about a Kyrii caption contest... The Kyrii selling the plushies is HUGE!
  • On March 29, 2003: One of Mum's friends saw Mummy Maze had been deleted. *sigh* So long, green Kyrii game.
  • On April 10, 2003: More levels were added to Grand Theft Ummagine!
  • On April 14, 2003: Stan became a shopkeeper! (For personal shops! Mum changed ours straight away!)
  • On April 18, 2003: A Neopedia article, the Grey Faerie, was released-- whom needed Tavi the Kyrii's help!
  • On June 18, 2003: A Kyrii Stone Garden Statue became avaliable. Whoot! ^_^
  • On June 24, 2003: Lenny Conodrum #59 involved seven Kyriis with a bunch of... Snorkles... And the pic was a green Kyrii!
  • More on June 24, 2003: The Island Mystic desktop background/card were changed!
  • On July 1, 2003: Rainbow Kyriis dazzled Neopia! (Also this website entered Version 2.0)
  • On July 19, 2003: This webpage entered 3.0! Nifty...
  • On July 22, 2003: Plumbeard entered the BattleDome as a challenger! Cool, wait a go Plummy!
  • On July 31, 2003: The Better-Than-You Host got his flashy image thingy...
  • On August 4, 2003: The Story-telling Competition (#139) stared Stan! How cool?
  • On August 6, 2003: Admiral Kyriwinne's pegleg was the answer to the Mystery Pic!
  • More on August 6, 2003: Illusen's Neopedia article had Vadellen the blue Kyrii in it!
  • On August 11, 2003: Version 4.0 baby!
  • On August 14, 2003: Version 5.0... That didn't last long. O_o
  • On August 29, 2003: KYRII DAY '03! It has come again! Yeah, here comes a load of DIH...
  • More on August 29, 2003: Pink (*gag*) and Striped Kyriis became the new colors!
  • Even more on August 29, 2003: Three new shopkeepers became avaliable, and two chat avatars! --Capara and BTY Host...
  • Even more for August 29, 2003: Three new Kyrii BD abilities, and two more weapons!
  • And more on August 29, 2003: New Kyrii ice cream and books too!
  • On September 24, 2003: The Island Mystic was KIDNAPPED! Someone get him BACK NOW! Now. I command you guest.
  • On October 10, 2003: White chocolate and milk chocolate Kyriis were updated with a new, snazzier chocolately look!
  • On October 17, 2003: The Island Mystic is back?! How come no one told me?! YAY!
  • More on October 17, 2003: This may sound confusing... But if you've seen the evil Shaman, he's a Kyrii.
  • On October 23, 2003: Plumbeard was the Better-Than-You contestant!
  • On November 14, 2003: "Kyrii" was the Word-of-the-Day! HOW COOL!?
  • On December 2, 2003: A red Kyrii was seen on the Advent Calendar animation-- And made off with one of the Snowager's rainbow neggs.
  • On December 5, 2003: The Kyrii Rink Runner judge was seen on the Advent Calendar animation! Wow, this Kyrii gets around.
  • On December 17, 2003: The Island Mystic was in the Advent Calendar animation!
  • On January 15, 2004: The Skies over Meridell Neopedia article was archived, featuring the first Neopian flyers-- Tav and Shawna. (See them in Famous Kyriis!)
  • On... [date forthcoming]: The Island Kyrii erm... hula-ed into Neopia! (Ulch, hulaed? I am really bad at this.)

  • GOOD Colors
    It's not mud, it's CLASS!What a nice, jolly color!Walk like an egyptian!Groovy colors baby!Shockingly amazing!No. The 'Do is NOT on fire.The bone is slightly creepy, but ya gotta love the hair!Purkle power!What's not to love?Can't you spot why this is awesome?I don't care if there are small pink stripes. It looks really really cool.

    Okay guest, yes I know I'm being a Fashion Consultant. Didja read my notes? I made a few here and there. These are my tastes in Paintbrushes... so if you don't like it... umm... close your eyes!? But look at these smashing colors! If I were painted any of these, I would be very happy. They're all sooooo COOL! Of course, there's one in particular I'd love... We'll get to that in a sec, hold on. {P.S. Okay, the Island Kyrii has a bone in its nose. The faerie Acara is cross-eyed, but I still like that color.)

    UCKY Colors
    Waaaah! Gimme bottle.On your marks, get set, go!Pink. Pink pink pink pink pink.Who wants the Kyrii pendant on their necklace?GACK! Nooooo! NOT THE PINK! Ahhhh! No! *collapses*  *twitch twitch*Arr. Me be missin a paw.TOO BRIGHT! GAH! AAHHHH! EEEP! FEH!*knock knock* You in there tin man?Why purkle and orange? Why not... blue and yellow? That wouldn't clash so bad.I only wanna see stars when someone knocks meh out.

    Again, this is another one of those "fashion" things, but I, myself would NEVER let my Mum paint/zap me into one of these forms! But don't get me wrong, I envy Faeries because they can fly. I just dislike the color pink, that's all. Babies are adorable, yes I agree with that, but honestly, I would really hate being a slobbery Baby... BUT THAT'S JUST ME?! Rainbow... C'mon, pick ONE color and stay with THAT okay? Too... many.. colors... Oh! And PIRATE! YOU can be missing a paw or an eye, but me... Think I'll pass. You agree with me, don't you guest? And don't get me started on pink. Pink is evil. *shudders* Pink is just wrong...

    Okay, everyone keeps asking me, "Koot, you should be painted like your brothers.... they're Darigan and purple!" or, "What color would YOU like to be?" Well, I'm not only going to tell you guest, but I'm going to show you! This will answer the "what color" question from above.

    The best color EVER!! I want it. Give it to meeeeee...

    Awesome ain't it? What guest?! You've never seen this... *smacks forehead* I forgot to mention... It's the ONE, the ONLY, the UNRELEASED Halloween Kyrii! I think it's the best out of all the Kyrii colors. *huge nod* I wish I could be painted like that... Curse unreleased colors!

    *cough cough* UPDATE: I also would like to be painted Royal, but alas... No avaliable color for Kyrii. The idea of a dress puts me off, but hey, I'm stuck in a dress either way!

    Guide to NON-EXISTANT Kyrii colors: (Twenty at last count, plus-- Added comments by me!)
    1: No fwuffy cwouds? 2: No Darigan... That's a GOOD thing. 3: No ghost. Who wants to be dead though? 4: No glowin-the-dark? 5: Wait, no invisible? How would you know if you can't see an invisible pet? 6: No jelly. Another good thing. 7: No Maraquan either? 8: No icky mutant! Yay! 9: No orangey orangey orange? 10: No brainless pwushies? 11: No shadys. 12: No shiny silver? 13: No sketchy, but that's not such a horrible thing. 14: No sponge. Which is fine by this Kyrii. *points to self* 15: No berry? 16: No tyrannian? Not even kool Kyruggi-look-alike-tyrannian? 17: No goregeous pearly white either? 18.No fruit-look-alike Chokato? 19. No snowy, melty, drippy, going-to-be-made-into-water Snow? 20. No royal beautiful handsome awesome bow-before-me Royal?

    WELCOME TO KOOT'S MINI RESTURANT!...Not really.

    Can I take your order? *Koot appears in a waitress outfit* Welcome to the part of Koot's Cool Kyrii Clearinghouse where I cook up some Kyrii sweets for you to eat! Since this is the Cool KYRII Clearinghouse, these are all delicious Kyrii-type foods. I know you'll just LOVE them guest! All of these can be found in other Neopian resturants too, but it's always nice to show off my cookin skills. So, dig in! *extends a plate of food and a menu to guest* (As always, hover to read comments!)

    *=Gourmet

    KOOT'S MENU:
    Chocolate and Cream Kyrii
    *Chocolate Kyrii Ice Cream
    Chocolate Chip Kyrii cooki
    Kyrii Cracker
    *Kyrii Cream Parfait
    Kyrii Pop
    Kyrii Strawberry Cake
    Kyrii Treats
    Milk Chocolate Kyrii
    *Mint Kyrii Ice Cream
    Strawberry Kyrii cooki
    Strawberry Kyrii Ice Cream
    White Chocolate Kyrii
    Vanilla Kyrii Ice Cream
    Yum! Whipped cream hair!Chocolately goodieness!Isn't it adorable?Savory, delicious... A simple, yummy treat!Mmmm, a gourmet wonder... So luxurious....Lollipop, lollipop, I wanna, Kyrii-pop!Great for birthdays, so delicious!I'm a Kyrii! I want a treat! Gimmme!Who DOESN'T love wonderful chocolate? Mmmmm...Oooooh! Minty, my fave!Like chocolate-chip, only with a delightful strawberry flavor...Ice creamy... MMMMmmm.Smooth, creamy WHITE CHOCOLATE! Yummness!Oooh! Vanilla!

    These products do not contain apples.

    *Koot pulls out a huge treasure chest from out of nowhere* Guess what? You get to see my... TOYBOX! Lookie at all my Kyrii toys, guest!

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    Aw! It's a baby doll! -blocked- BOOOOOOM! Confetti! Yay!This is good, if you're into cards.PLUSHIE! Ittsa blue one, ain't it koot?PLUSHIE! Ittsa green one, they're the best kind.PLUSHIE! Ittsa red one. Too much popularity.PLUSHIE! Ittsa yellow one, ain't it koooot?

    (guest tries to escape, but Koot grabs onto guest's arm*) Wait, don't you wanna see my bookcase?

    *Koot points to a bookcase whose shelves are giving way and as she points, one of the books falls on the floor* Okie, make your pet smarter with these! I guarantee they'll love them! See? I'm soooo shmart!

    Bad Apples: A tale involving two Kyriis and apples. I bet you know how this'll turn out.Basic Healing for Kyriis: Keep your Kyrii healthy! Isn't that obvious...Better Than You: Yeeeesh, so much things to go to this guy's head. Read it though, it shows you show business!Cheat by Capara: I'm not too fond of her, but I guess the Cheat tips help.Confident Kyrii: Very confident Kyriis... *points an accusing paw at Better-Than-You host*Goodbye Mel: A great book, but I think it's a tearjerker...Kyrii ABCs: Great for beginners! And it's so cute.Kyrii Tales: Five AWESOME Kyrii stories!Mythical Kyriis: All the legendary Kyriis... I like it, it's cool.Sick Kyrii: You do want to help if a Kyrii DOES eat an apple right?Taming The Hair: It's cute! As I mentioned... The 'Do is all!The Kyrii Dancer: Very fun, it's about a split Kyrii!The Macho Kyrii: Kippex! Remember him from my famous Kyrii list?

    Me?! Fight?! *Koot looks around, then sighs* Well, the only Kyrii items that are left are BattleDome items. And I really don't like the BD. Too much messy. Yes. Waaaay too much messy. Specially for my glorious locks. But there are Kyrii battlers out there... And everyone deserves equal info! *Koot fishes around in a burlap bag-- that appeared out of nowhere-- and pulls out a few items, showing them around, giving comments about each item*

    Oh boy. More to go to Capara's thick head. [Red Capara Battlecard]#2 on the Capara cards... [Silver Capara Battlecard]And the strongest of the three! [Gold Capara Battlecard]And this one gives you three battlecards per battle... Expensive. [Caparas Battledeck]If you are gonna fight, at least use this. It'll protect the 'Do. [Kyrii Battle Helmet]Kyriis get TWO sets of boots, these ones make ya bounce! (Very nifty.) [Kyrii Bouncy Boots]Bwhaha. Not a toy! WARNING: Keep away from baby Neopets or elder Krawk brothers. [Kyrii Cork Gun]See, smart. ANOTHER awesome way to protect the 'Do. This one hurts. [Kyrii Leather Helmet]Bop! [Kyrii Power Puncher]Stylin. [Kyrii ProtectogogglesTold ya there were two. These make walking obsolete. Vrooooooom! [Kyrii Rocket Boots]When not battling, it's a great gag... [Kyrii Shocker]Man, these things hurt. Wait, you're supposed to load it first? Oh... Well, they still hurt. [Kyrii Slingshot]SPOOOOOOON-A-PULT! Shhhh, don't launch your peas during dinner, I'll get in trouble. [Kyrii Spoonapult]POW! A sword and a hammer! Great for those last-minute wall-papering jobs. [Kyrii Swordhammer]The most stylin piece of armor in Neopia! [Kyrii Tank Top]

    *Koot now glares at a bag sitting next to her* Next up is everything else that fits in a bag labled Miscellaneous. *Pulls out a Stamp Album, Neodeck, bottles, and a few other oddball items* Fine. BE miscellaneous.

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    First up... My Stamp Album!
    Advisor Wessle Stamp.Eleus Batrin Stamp.Island Mystic Stamp.Kyruggi Stamp.Kyruggi Stamp.

    Second... My Neodeck!
    Advisor Wessle!Amazonian Kyrii!Capara. Gah.Eleus Batrin...Glug Glug Jones!Island Mystic!Jannen!Kyrii Sorceror!Kyruggi...Spectral Elemental!And Stan the Kyrii!

    Third... Morphs!
    Red...And Yellow.

    Fourth... Grooming shtuff! (A Kyrii's best fwiends!)
    A beautiful comb... And such a nice look! Green Kyriis all the way, man!Okay, red Kyriis are popular... But it does stand up by itself. Very good when fixin your 'Do.It makes your mane shiny, it's relaxing... Bubbly!Aw, it's adorable!

    Fifth... Furniture?!
    Well, have to admit... I rocks in your Neogarden! (No pun meant.)

    Sixth... Clothing...?
    A shirt! With a STYLISH blue Kyrii on it. Ahh, cool.

    Oh no! I can't find anything else here! *hurriedly flips through pages* Oh muffin mix... That can't be all for us Kyrii... *Koot rips a piece of paper out of a notebook* AH-HA! Lookie what the Koot-mistah found! This is "The Kyrii Rap" by one of Mum's friends: SailorKangaroo! Don't doubt SK's rapping ability.

    Kyriis rock,
    They can smell like socks,
    They are the best Neopet,
    When I go to Neo- Vegas I make bets.




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