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Welcome to my Lab!Muahahahaha!(Shut up Konga...)

I am Zephyr Atrocious,Konga's faithful servant.I will be your tour guide,well,Konga will but I appear before some really important things.Konga is coming,so guest,this is were I leave you.Good Luck,you are going to need it...Darigan all the way!

Konga's Lab
Hello my name is Arcamedies K. Wing.I study Neopian Mythology.Just so you know,I earned my Master a trophy as an Acolyte in the Meadieval War against Meridell.I have expirience in battle,but not enough.I also helped Darigan win the Orb from Skarl and Darigan shall once again rule!

Darigan shall never fall!(Whats with the Mortog?So thats where they all went!)
My owner,_master_of_games_,is very annoying.(I heard that...)What are you doing here!?!?(I build you this place so I might as well see how everything is going but I find you talking with guest here,oh!Pardon my manners guest,I am _master_of_games_)*mimicks _master_of_games_ is teasing voice*Pardon my manners guest,I am _master_of_games_...(Wow Konga,thats really mature copying everything I say!)Thank you!Now please leave me alone with my fans!(No,I am your owner so..)RRAHH!*Crashing sounds are heard while glass breaks**Konga wipes hands*Mind him he is really not so bad*crosses fingers*.He is really nice to me*crosses other set of fingers*(You can't get rid of me that easily!YAAH!)*Closes door*(Just so you know Destructo is quite weird.He is a huge fan of Sloth and his Virtupets.He sometimes speaks to a Walkie-Talkie with someone saying 'My invasion will come as soon as I get revenge!'.Please leave now because it gets worst from here on.)*Crash*Now he won't bother us anymore.Let me start over again.Ha ha ha and Welcome to my Lab!This is the place where I make weapons for Dr.Sloth*Cough*I mean make experiments consisting in many theories made by far smarter Mathematicians than me.I even made a replica of the Jelly Chia for dinner. (Liar!) Be quiet!How did you get out?(Gryphor let me out)Why that dumb Korbat...Anyway don't listen to him.He is just jellous he isn't a great mutant like me.(Why would I want to be a freak like you?) Because I am a smarter than you'll ever be! (Whats 1 plus 1?) Uh...I don't need to tell you such an equation like that.It's too complex for any genius to know! (Actually it is the easiest equation ever made other than 0 plus 0.) QUIET!Anyway as I was saying,I am known throughout Neopia for my brains (You make me laugh!You say such lies!Ha ha!) Why I ought to...As I was saying before Mr.I-will-make-sure-you-have-a-rotten-day-man interrupted,I will one day make sure that Transmogrification Potions don't taste like rotten eggs so future generations can remember me by Dr.Destructo!Dr.Sloth is also counting on me*Cough*I mean Neopia is counting on me to make this happen.I have a dream!(I have a nightmare...he is 4 feet tall,has a spiky tail,and is really dumb...)*clenches fist*You pathetic Dung-eater!Why,you must have a dream too,don't you?(To be the best Drawer and Cartoonist in Neopia...)*when _master_of_games_ isn't looking gets him and throws him in laundry bag and chucks him in closet*That should do.Now it's time for my story.Don't worry this won't last a lifetime... Konga's Story
It was Master's first day in Neopia and he loved it.He really loved the Lost Desert and visited the Shrine every hour even without a pet.One day at those ruins he saw a little crack next to Coltzan's Tomb and saw a shivering Green creature.It was truly handsome,it was me!Konga Wing!I was scared of humans at that time and Lupes since a pack of Lost Desert Lupes attacked me.I had no owner,no weapons,no guild,no friends.I was hurt and I had a large scar across my right eye."Whatcha doin' little fella?"said Master approaching.I heard him and went balistic and jumped right at his face.He ducked got a stick and I fell to the ground.I woke up at our Neohome with bandages and I was covered with quilts.I looked at Master sitting at a desk near making plans for his guild."...And on Friday it shall be Pizza Day!*turns and looks*Oh,you're awake!Sorry I hit you with that large wooden pole but you scared me."I started chewing on the pillow trying to hold back tears.Nobody ever has been this nice to me,I thought.I saw his other pets over at a corner shivering.One looked like a mutated Korbat,one was an Aisha,the last was this tomboy looking female Zafara.I smirked evily at how they were so scared of me.I stood up."I am going to the bathroom!"I said as I crossed my fingers."Go right ahead.I am planning on changing your color to Mutant.Thats okay with you?"I smirkedin my mind.I would scare them even more!"Ok!"I walked silently and I went over to the pets."Hello weaklings!"They jumped up in horror!"Please don't hurt us!"said the Korbat.I was laughing.Next day I was a Mutant!I gained a level at the Shrine and was happy.I stole some Neopoints from Master ad bought myself a Million Degree Sword and fought against Chia Clown for the very first time.I cooked him!I got used to the weaklings and they got used to me.Except the Korbat.He was angry about not beign the scariest in the family.
This was the beginning of my wonderful life*smiles*.

Fluffers,my very best friend.Go on and make chaos as your master commands you too!*Cough*I mean go and make friends with other little petpets!(He isn't fond of you...)How did you...?Why do I even bother to ask?Well,If you were a better owner you could have made him evil*Cough*I mean you could have given the poor thing at least a new color! (You know,the *Cough* trick isn't gonna trick guest into thinking you are good.) _master_of_games_,I hereby banish you to 75 years into the haunted woods!You wouldn't dare abandon me!Fluffers,destroy him!Crush him into smitherins!WAIT!Okay,don't attack him, my minion.(Anyway he is asleep...¬_¬)No he isn't asleep!He is just storing his energy to unleash his ultimate strenght.¬_¬

My favorite toy!This is my prized Balthazar Plushie.He may be a Lupe but who cares!¦-)He helps me brave my fear of the dark*Cough*I mean he helps me deal with my fear of Lupes.Fear me and my Plushie!Ha ha ha!(Konga!Illusen just ripped your Balthazar Plushie while playing soccer with it!*Crosses fingers*)No!*Runs in slow motion and leaps out the door in slow-moe*.Hey you lied!Illusen left a note and it says "Be back in 4 Hours.Gone with friends to Mystery Island.Signed,Ïllusëñ"Weird writting.Anyway,you lied to me!(Well,here is your Plushie*Hands Plushie*)Thanks ya loser!!*Shucks him outside*Now it's time for my stats!Yay!
Level:17
Strength:23
Movement:15
Defence:19
Brains:22
Hp:14
Hours Old:53815
Mate:Currently None

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