~Knock Knock Jokes~


*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
Someone ordered a large pepperoni pizza.
*SIGHS*


*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.


*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
Im fine, Hawaii you?


Boyfriend says *Knock Knock*
Girlfriend says *Who's there?*
Boyfriend says *Mary*
Girlfriend says *Mary who?!
Boyfriend says *Marry me.


*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Okay,W..H..O..



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