Hey Stranger! This is Knightmare aka the BEST Krawk in existence speaking.

► Ummm... best Krawk?
► Pleased to meet you!


OF COURSE! Just take a good look at me! Handsome and perfect in every way.

►I just don't care for Krawks much.
► I guess....?



HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO BLIND IN THE PRESCENCE OF SUCH WONDER (ME)?! GET OUT OF MY PETPAGE RIGHT NOW! I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!



It's alright. You'll accept the truth after going through my page.

► I'll judge for myself!
► Sure, that sounds fun.



I'm not a dishonest Krawk if that's what you're implying.

► Of course not! It'll be fun I think.
► Let me finish reading.



Nice to see you! You can call me Knight for short. Welcome to my petpage!

► Hello! Knight!
► *highfives*



You seem like a cool person. I think we're going to get along just fine.

► You're pretty cool yourself. B)
► Me too!



Why thank you, but I'm simply one hot Krawk!

► Harhar.
► Wooo... I love Krawks!



What? Seriously? You really mean it?

► Just kidding!
► FIRE KRAWKS ARE THE BEST!



Heehee. What's your favorite color of Krawk?

► Maraquan, man. Especially the UC ones!
► FIRE KRAWKS!



*highfives* From first glance, don't you agree I'm pretty awesome?

► I barely know you!
► I think you're kinda cool!





I guess I shouldn't rush these things...

► ...



Being a good natured Krawk, I'll give you a second chance. Why don't you look around and let me know what you think.

►...



Hmmm, do you think you can find me some food too while you're scrolling?

► Food? How?
► I will do my best!



It should be some where on the page???

► Wow, that's so vauge.
► I will do my best!



Daw, I can't believe you'll help a strange Krawk on the spot just like that! You're not bad at all!



Life is full of mysterious. Like how some people think Maraquan Krawks are better than Fire Krawks? Mysterious, indeed.


Let the whole world know that you have such good taste in pets! I think your existence is exactly what is right with the world! ❤


Who wrote these things? I do not bully ppl! I always ask nicely!

► I believe that.
► I doubt that.


I'm a rather convincing Krawk.

►...



In fact I'm on the Krawk Island debate team for the past 20 years!

►Wow! Teach me your ways!
► Neopet isn't even that old!



I'm one impressive Krawk! Always remember to train hard or be rich enough to buy nice weapons! And don't eat your veggies! Hope that helps!



What? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?! Who hurt you so bad you can't trust?

► I don't like talking about it.
► You?



It's probably boring anyway. We should talk more about me instead!



*FLAME BLASTER*



This was me helping out with the Charity Bake Sale in 2017.

► I didn't know you do charity!
► You sure were a lot of help.



All proceeds went directly to my tummy!



Mr. Helpful. That's what they called me!

►...



Wait was that meant to be sarcastic?!

► Maybe?
► Oh noooooo of couuuuuurse nooooot.



Hey! I was plenty of help! I'm actually going back next year!

► They asked you to go back?
► Wow, better start baking!



Not in those exact words.

►...



Or any...

►...



I'm sure they are just shy!



I don't do the baking, I just do the eating!

►...



Every good bake sale needs a taste tester?



Glad we're on the same page!



Stop looking at that!

► Who is she?
► So how did it go?~



I don't know who you're talking about!

► Is there a nice Lady Krawk in your life?
► You know who!



!!!

►...



IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.



We do not speak of that name!





I'm not shy! Shy is for the weak! Go ahead, ask me any question!

► Who were you texting, huh, big guy?
► Does little Krawkie here have a crush?~



..............

►...



...nobody.



LITTLE KRAWKIE HERE IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU FOR TALKING LIKE THAT!



.............

►...



I don't want to talk about it.

► Ouch.
► It's alright buddy. I've been there.



You better not be implying I got rejected. Because I didn't!

►...



You can't be rejected if you didn't even ask!



HMPH. I don't need your sympathy!



This is what my enemies think of me. I am their worst nightmare!

► You become 6 eyed?
► Artist rendition -cough-



The better to see you with!



I will show you how real it is if you keep this up!



Are you trying to wrap me into a burrito and feed it to me?

► I heard Krawk tastes pretty good.
► When you put it that way...



I AM APPALLED! You're a monster! MONSTER I SAY! GET AWAY FROM ALL KRAWKS, THIS VERY INSTANT!

► ...



Wait, actualllllly... I think you should go meet this certain Krawk that I know.

► ...



Tell me how do you feel about sushi?

► I love sushi!
► Not much. But I love grilled meat!





GET OUT BEFORE I GRILL YOU!



Do you have a problem with me?

► I just like messing with you!
► A little bit?



Alright, I can give you that. Messing with ppl is really fun! Especially if they are a blue gelert!



What! Everyone likes me!

► ...



That's...

►...



just...

►...



wrong...

►...



LIKE ME NOW!



Despite the fact you are a horrible Krawk eater, you can ate least do one favor for me...

►...



GO EAT THAT STUPID !!!!



That's one of the earliest photos from my freshman years.

► You grew into your looks!
► You look great!



Well I wouldn't say that, I felt like I was a rather handsome Krawk even from the start.



Thank you! You're not looking too bad yourself!

► ...



For a none-Krawk at least!





!!!!!

► ...



NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

► ...



I have never met someone as nice as you. You went all the way to find this just for little me. Thank you so much!

► Aw shucks. It was nothing.



What do you take me as?

► ...



......

► ...



Was it on the ground for more than 5 seconds?

► Yes, kinda.
► Nope



.....

► ...



The surest way into a Krawk's heart is through its stomach. You have certainly earned my love for you!







What's that suppose to mean! I took a shower like...

► ...



I can't remember the last time.

► ...



Don't judge me! Fire Krawk and water don't mix!



Tell me about it. I found frostings between my toes for days!



How else am I suppose to get out?





I'm a real knight after all!



To some people yes.

► ...



But I'm sure to that Lupe who got stuck in the stall, we're knights in shining armors when we showed up with those toilet papers!

► ...



Even if it's something small, the Knight Squad is always ready help!!



Don't forget to pick up a souvenir! At a low cost of 100k per Krawk Toy!

► You made these?
► Wait, I have to pay?





I can be a dainty little Krawk if I have to!

► ...



What's with that look of disbelief?



It definitely wasn't. I broke my back for them! So I'll be really happy if you pick one up!





You telling me I made all these for nothing?!

► What about artist satisfaction?
► Calm down. Deep breathe.



WHO CARES ABOUT ARTIST SATISFACTION! YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT THAT!



DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!

► ...



MY LIFE IS A LIE!



Wow, and they say I'm the rude one!




 
 

 
 

 
 

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