Newer screenies are at the top of each section!

8/21 Edits - Removed a lot of screenie awards due to broken links and such.
Massive Screenie update - 6/7/05!
7/21/05 - Really super update including 32 new fanmails!
8/5/05 - Did a small update with ~Takoyaki Power!~
12/17/05 - Little updates.
8/21 Edits - Removed a lot of screenie awards due to broken links and such. Took out some unnecessary words.



Hello, guest! Thanks for coming here! My name is virtual_pirate and this is my screenie page of doom! Here, you can see screenies I've taken not just from this account, but from ones I had years ago. Yay, a history lesson! As you can see from the dates (on the boards, at least), these span quite a while and captured past events and panics and such.
NOTICE: I cannot draw with a mouse. Many of these have terrible doodles on them from years and years ago, so...sorry about that. :3 Remember, I was anywhere from 12-16 when I made most of these. Trying to fix this now.



PLEASE READ: If you send me any neomail praising, lolling at, or in any other way concerning my screenies, I will probably take a screenie and put it in my fan section (unless it's something not allowed or something serious). Thus said, if you want your name blacked out, tell me. Or, if you want to do something random or do a nOOb impression, go ahead and do it.


.SUPER.UPDATE.1: Success! Navigation works!
.SUPER.UPDATE.2: Avatars now moved to Raquelav's page ^_^ GO THERE!! *Cough* Please?
.SUPER.UPDATE.3: Changed the background to black so white text could be seen quicker without waiting for it to load.
.SUPER.UPDATE.4: Apparently, NeoPets does not like my navigation. Navigation - off! *shuts down*
.SUPER.UPDATE.5: I added REAL GRAMMAR to this page!
.HUGE.SUPER.NOTICE.No.1!:These are old! I am displeased with them. I like if you like them, but don't expect me to update as much as I used to! ETA: But I will still make/put them up!



DISCLAIMER:
You might look at these and realize, "Hey! You can see my name!" Yes, I didn't black out all of the names that may appear in my screenies, and it's quite possible that you could be here. If you don't want your name here for whatever reason, feel free to neomail me from the account in the screenie. If you Neomail from a different account than the one pictured, I may think you're just trying to take that persons name off for spite, so if for some reason that account was temporarily suspended or something, give me proof it's a side account or something.






I love when the boards were actually *locked* and not just deleted, and when TNT decided to chime in :3




The line under was just...missing o__o




Ah, dupe day. Here is a history lesson in the one of the more famous glitches of NeoPets. Somehow, some people found out how to duplicate very rare items. Thyora's Tear rare. They were everywhere, people were gifting them, putting them in the Money Tree, selling them...and then everyone assumed that if you had a duped item, you would be frozen. They were everywhere. And it was a weekend, so there was even more panic.




O__o




I would put this in the RE section, but look at what board I found it on XD




My, she must have good pets.




Why yes, he was trying to say that his link was real, and his misspelled, all-caps statement was a quite direct from TNT. Wooow. XD




*Sings* Ironyyyy...XD




There's a whole lot of hackers in NeoPets, then!




Onigiri_ ??


Suuuu!


Aww, I like kitties...


I know, it's crazy, isn't it?


You could always hit him on the head, you know...with a chicken or something...


I did not like that movie.


Kids, stay in school or something.


Poor little human...


Your welcome...


Well....


...Yes...you won't get reported if we don't report you...


Because...


Egads!


..And then the wind blew softly and it fell over...


Where does she go to school and what grade is she in?


Cookies..ice cream...GAH! I can't choose!



Oh yes, you can have mine!


A classic nOOb. Remember, kids. Always say no.


Aww, they're upset...


He's only one month, so I don't have anything harsh to say to him, but let this be a lesson. That never works.


This person is confuzzled...


That...made no sense...


OMG! All the pets have changed! Surely there's nothing in the news saying why. Oh, so have everyone else's. I'm going to make my own board because they're my NeoPets....GRR...You have NO IDEA how many people I wanted to STAB that day...And Cybunny day...And glitch days...And the days when the sidebars came out...


..And stab again! ^.^ I'm such a happy person! Oh, I meant to put 'BCers and HCers here.' Evil typos...


...And then the monkeys came and took me away, haha!


Yay! His goal was reached!


You get them at the one dollar haircut places.



Ah yes, this was when they put up the top part of the sidebar...


Um...either over 50 people posted at once, or TNT was slow that day...


I had adopted an Aisha and I kept getting random events asking for me to take it places or feed it...


And then Hannah died a horrid death...


If you go on other people's screenies, you might see one of this person on an older account asking just about the innertube. And now-- I have caught him in the act..wahaha


So...what's the other half? Spider? Robot? Kangaroo?


Well what kind of NeoPets are they?


I love this font.


You only need eight? Okay, that's pretty reasonable.


Sad...sad...sad...sad...SMILEY FACE! Randomization rocks!


The zero accepts ME!


I wonder if they know each other...


I hate it when that happens...


I knew I had an Ice Monday screenie! Anyway, a while back, there was a glitch on Tombola that allowed you to keep going. Thus, people exploited it like mad. Then they realized, 'hey, exploiting a glitch is against the rules.'Then they also realized that when Monday came there would be a lot of frozen people. They also thought they would get frozen like right on Monday, 12:01..






Neep!


I was -slightly- overjoyed...^^;


Kua?


Someone give me a Chia!!


You never think about what -I- want, you know!


That wheel's stupid..pshh...


...Uah!


I...I'm so happy...


Aww, there are little bats on it!


I have so many random references on my page...feel free to NeoMail me and bother me about it ^_^


Wow...that's a really bad stick figure...


The only time when I got a good random event was on another account and I got a Christmas Paintbrush...


...I got your medallion...


Neggys! *Hugs*


Yep, this was the Aisha that annoyed me. Also, please don't harass the owner of this pet...I guess...(Hey, he might want to be, I dunno)


I was until you blocked out the sunlight!


This is before I zapped Nyari and when she had halfway good stats...


Ha...rry...Potter... (I'm in a random mood today...)


Hey, there's the X! I don't need the rest of the map...


Sloth is my new friend. We share our plots of doom with each other...


I thought I told her not to pick things up from the ground, though!


Finally...those things are ugly!


But if I had to choose between Sloth and Vira...*explodes*


But...it's a library...I don't know if I can return it in time if I can't find them...


Maybe it would be funnier if you shaved...


I sent it to myself...(EDIT: Now, I love Valentine's Day, haha! Ah, how the years have changed me...)


My friend actually had to go to therapy because of a teacher.


I got 300 NP out of it!


Who was stupid enough to drop a codestone? Those things are huge!







If I recall, that sammich costs a lot but is kind of HTS...


I then had to take 92 items out individually...


More dupe day stuff...I also saw a bunch of Faerie Queen Dolls, and a Royal Paint Brush, but I didn't take a screenie.


My best zap so far!


This guy just scared me...


My 'snowball' glares at me...


I feel so special...


[sarcasm] Oh, my codestone, oh no...[/sarcasm][reality] Oh wait...I needed that...[/reality]


No I didn't!


Yep. A-huh. Mm-hmm. Yahuh. Uh-huh.


But...I don't play Sutek's Tomb...


Sorry for the bad quality...stupid paint.


I love talking to V2! ^.^


Yay, fanmail! Please don't harass this user or the owner of that pet. In fact...don't harass anyone. It's not nice.


I wouldn't recommend using it, though, unless you're really stuck.


Sorry for the bad quality, again!


I like to make waffles...


I actually won the jackpot on here, once. That was the first time I had over 10,000 NP.


Shh...the negg is really inside the vial...


Hey! It's the Aisha/Chia thing again!


Yeah...now what?


I miss you, Ice Bori...


The only quests I do from now on are the fountain faerie's.


And I had that siggy for about three months.


I got past level one and then I quit.


He does...really...


He gave me like a cup of water or something...


Aww, I wanted to explode...


I like this font, too...


Featuring one of the few Skeith colors that I actually like...


That was an expensive !, too...


That's a good thing...I guess...


I usually don't do this...huh, weird...


I'm not going to go to Maraqua, then!


Oh, this is NeoPets? I thought it was Zetapets!


Happy, Happy, Happy...













































































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