Hello there, guest! How lovely that you could come. Here, sit down, while I get you something to drink.

*pause*

Is she gone?

Good. Now we can get done to the real business. And get up, you didn't actually think I was going to get you something to drink, did you?

About Me

First let's talk about me for a bit. As you know, my name is Kiglmo, or Kig for short, and I'm a maraquan cybunny. My petpet's name is Xenia, and she's a maraquan mazzew. I love her to pieces, even if she sometimes messes up my... plans. *cough*

I was born at 4 pm on April 27, 2006 - Cybunny Day! Jess was born at the same time, so technically we're twins! ;) I was born a yellow cybunny, ugh. Such a drab color, that yellow. But luckily, less than two months later, Mom saved up and bought me a pretty new Maraquan paint brush! I was painted on June 8, 2006, at 9.35 am.

Now, I didn't get Xenia for quite a bit later. She was originally a slorg, but I didn't much like how she was always leaving slime on my things, so I asked Mom to zap her at the petpet laboratory. Shortly later, after a very lucky zap, I had a beautiful Maraquan Mazzew! *huggles*

Okay, you see, I've always had a certain calling towards the more... manevolent of past times. I call it being playful, Mom calls it being a troublemaker. Whatever you call it though, I love pranks. And that's what this page is all about!

The Tricks

Now what you've been waiting for... I've taken the time to find just about every item in neopia that can be used to trick, things you never knew existed. It's a paradise out of every mischief-seeking neopet's dreams! So go ahead, look around, and let your inner prankster out...

Whoopee Cushion
Might as well start with the classics! What can I say, you trick some innocent person into sitting down on it, and it sounds like they just farted. And I don't know why, but something about that is just unbearably hilarious!


Fake Hand
Another classic. There's nothing quite like the fake hand - the look on people's faces when they think they've just dismembered you is priceless!



Gag Bowtie
This prank is great if played out right, and goes perfectly with a clown costume. I don't recommend using this gag if you live underwater, though, as it might not have the desired effects.


Hand Buzzer Gag
This hilarious, if sometimes painful, gag is well known for it's simplicity. People might become wary about shaking your hand if you use it too much, though.



Fake Barf
Watch your owner freak when you leave this in their bed! It works best if you've been sick, makes the prank more believable. For extra fun, try scenting it! ;)



Ridiculously Large Water Balloon Cannon
The name might be a mouthful, but there's nothing better than sneaking up behind someone and completely drenching them with a blast of water balloons!



Hissi In A Box
A great way to scare your friends. Other alternatives include Harris, Snowager, Buzz, Baby Fireball, Niptor, Beekadoodle, Springy Cobrall, and assorted Gnomes In A Box... Yeah, there's a lot.


Fake Neocola Token on a String
Leave it on the ground in front of some unsuspecting victim... Then, as soon as they bend to grab it, yank it away! Provides tons of amusement, at least until the pet figures out what's going on.


Beautiful Hair Quiguki Doll
Watch what happens when you replace your friend or sister's favorite Usuki doll with this thing! Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for loss of hearing caused by screams and temper tantrums.


Funny Pen
If your friend ever loses their pen, lend them this one - it'll wobble all over the place as they write, making it impossible for them to work. It's hilarious to watch your victim try to force this pen to hold still and write!


Wind Up Rat
This Wind Up Rat is absolutely terrifying, no doubt about it. And when you wind it up and send it into some unsuspecting pet's room... Once again, I'm not responsible for hearing loss due to screaming!


Fake Dung
It's description says: "This fake dung is squishy, and even smells like dung!" What else can I really say? A necessity for every prankster.



Sticky Techo
This Techo sticks anywhere... And I mean anywhere! Stick it to your sister's back, or maybe over her bed, and she's sure to freak out! Or perhaps under your teacher's desk... Really, the possibilities are endless.


Orange Koi Squirty Toy
Sneak up behind someone and squirt them with this squirty toy, and they'll never know what hit them! Also doubles as a bath toy. (Fun bathroom toy, or evil prankster equipment of doom? You decide!)


Spider on a String
This spider is perfect for scaring the bajeebers out of anyone you choose! Simply dangle it over their head when they're not paying attention, and as soon as they look up...



Kyrii Cork Gun
What's better than an old fashioned Cork Gun? "Amuse and startle your opponent with this cork gun made especially for the Kyrii. It may look like just a toy, but it does the job!"



Mud Lollipop
Ew, gross! You'll surely surprise someone when they get a bite of this, instead of the lovely chocolate taste that they were expecting.



Melted Strawberry Ice Cream
I'm assuming this is fake, since it was announced as a joke item on April Fools. Aww, don't cry over spilled Ice Cream!



Joke Books
Every prankster has to also have their book of jokes! For those times when you need to break the ice, or amuse a bored friend. There are currently twelve joke books in neopia, which are...

Quiggle Joke Book	Bagatelle Joke Book	Mini Wocky Joke Book
Jubjub Jokes	Hilarious Chia Jokes	Jokes to Make Skarl Laugh
Court Jester Jokes	Dirty Jokes	Classic Uni Jokes
Jokes and Riddles	Practical Jokes	Big Laughs

Family

Here, let's get this out of the way. Go ahead and take a look at some of my closest siblings! ;)

Jessmari
Jessmari, or Jess, is one of my faaavorite sisters. ;) Though sadly, I don't think she can say the same about me. She's just so much fun to mess with! Ever since she found out she was going to be painted royal, she's gotten it into her head that she's some kind of queen, and she's better than everyone. Really, it's impossible NOT to mess with someone like that. :p And as you already know, we were born on the same day, Cybunny Day of 06, so we've known each other our entire lives. My dear, dear twinny!

Pilfe
Pilfe is a new member to our family, he was born and painted the same day, and is proud to call himself a swashbuckling pirate xweetok. He keeps mostly to himself, and - don't tell anyone - actually loves reading and painting and all that jazz. ;D He doesn't let anyone know, because it would ruin his tough pirate appearance, but he's a softy at heart... Him and his little friend, Amaeti, who he saved from drowning one day on his ship. Those two are darn near inseparable. Anyway, he's a great brother, sometimes I visit him while he sails. (:

Plun
Plun is very quiet... But that's not surprising, seeing as how she's deaf. Weeell... almost deaf. She can't hear anything you say out loud, but she has this knack for listening in on your thoughts. Regardless of her being a little bit too inside my head at times, I love her and we often go swimming together. In case we run into someone else, it helps to have me around to explain when Plun starts talking through their mind! If you'd like to know her story, click here... [coming soon]

Artwork

Here are beautiful pictures of moi! Go ahead, admire them.

By Kuma!

Recent News

This is just a short description of all the goings-on around here!

4/4/09 - Added another link back! Nice, small, standard sized. :) Use it!

4/1/09 - Happy Aprils Fools! As you can imagine, I'm pretty excited for this day... And it looks like TNT has also released a couple new items that will fit in well here! ;)

3/26/09 - We reached 1000 views!! Thanks everyone who has looked at this or taken a button! :D

3/25/09 - Ahhh, we won Site Spotlight!! =D Hehe, guess TNT likes a good trick as well as the next person. ;P

3/1/09 - Finally made that darn link-back button... You better like it! *gnashes teeth*

2/21/09 - I missed it, we recently hit 100 views! =D

1/4/09 - Site is officially up and ready to go! All of HTML is done, and just about all of the information is up as well! *gives myself a pat on the back* And I know it took me a little while, but give me a break, it ain't so easy to type with paws. ;)

12/13/08 - The idea was born! I wrote down a few things I want to do with this place, we'll see what happens.

Awards

Some awards this page has won! :D

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