NGM Requirements

We require you to be active in NGM. If you don't post on NGM's boards every 8.359216 hours, you will be kicked from NGM.

You must use perfect English for every post, everywhere on Neopets. This includes spelling and punctuating every sentence perfectly, as well as absolutely perfect grammar and no chatspeak at all! NGM does not allow its members to even use "lol" or "brb", etc.

If you're privileged enough to gain a NGM invite, you'll notice we all speak in code. You'll be required to have perfect knowledge of our code within 3 hours of joining.

You must worship the guild's Faerie Godmother and send her endless amounts of...oh wait... that's for the wrong guild... awkward...

You must have exactly 291.78 avatars.

59.25 of them must be game avatars.

29.73 of them must be pet/petpet/petpetpet avatars.

Only 3.97 avatars can be random or clickable ones.

You must have 5,927 stamps.

You must have at least a silver trophy for every flash game.

Your NeoBoard font must have your guild rank and "NGM" in it.

Your NeoBoard font must be approved for use by NGM Council and be rated a 15 out of 13.

You must have any one of the following combinations of pets:

4 VWN UC Royal or UC Plushie pets

4 VWN, highly painted draiks (5m+ paint job)

4 VWN, highly painted krawks (5m+ paint job)

4 VWN, 5mil HSD, highly painted battle pets (5m+ paint job)

Any combination of the above

All pet names must be approved by NGM Council

All pets must be fully customized.

At least 1 item on each pet must be NC and worth at least 100.

At least 1 item on each pet must be NP and worth at least 5m.

Pet customizations must be rated 17 out of 5 by council.

You must be exactly 52,987,612,379 minutes old.

Your account must have been created on February 30, 1991.

Your gallery must be size 3,297.

Your gallery must have a custom layout that must be rated 5 out of .209 by NGM Council.

The net worth of the items in your gallery must be 52,987,612,379 neopoints.

You must have 29,000 items exactly in your gallery.

Your shop must be size 25,000.

Your shop must have a custom layout that must be rated 150 out of 2 by NGM Council.

You must have 5,297 items in your shop at all times.

All items in your shop must be priced at "7,925"

Your NC Album must be visible with at least 300 pages.

297 of those pages should be completely full of items that are worth 100+

You must have fed 900,000 Kads.

Your bank account must be at the highest interest rate.

Your bank account must be no less than 59,27,378,127,937,521 neopoints.

Your shop til must always have the same amount.

You must have a 500 billion neopoints battle set, even if you don't battle.

You must have a level 88 habitatarium

Your SDB must have 50,000 unique NP items in it, and 75,000 unique NC items.

You must participate in all guild activities.

You must bump other NGM boards at least 10 times per day.

You must write rhyming cheers for other NGM members while bumping their boards.

You may not associate with anyone who is not a member of NGM.

You must excessively use smilies: at least 3 per post, on every board, including the private NGM board.

You may not feed kads after 10:00pm NST.

You must wear socks on your ears at all times while playing Neopets.

You must have read these rules while standing on your head, juggling three oranges (tangerines are not an acceptable substitute!), singing "Oh Suzannah" in a Donald Duck voice. If you did not, you must re-read them properly.

We may change, add to, or subtract from these rules at any time. Some NGM members ar expected to follow these rules, while others are not. We play favourites. We will not tell you if you are a favourite or not. You will know you were not a favourite if you get booted for not following the new rules that we chaged at any time we feel like it.

Actually, If you qualify with all the above, we don't want you in our guild because, really, you're just a weirdo! While NGM is a small tight-knit group, we have no problem adding in members who are sweet, and who just like us, are tired of all the bullying that occurs on the boards. Be friendly, be nice, and who knows.. Maybe you'll get an invite from one of us!

Credit

Code by Neekoe | Get it at Trapeze