Welcome to my Biscuit Directory!

Hello, guest! Welcome to the Biscuit Buffet - Version: Directory. This is a continuation of my gallery! Instead of showing all the actual items, I will give you the info on biscuits, and even all the biscuit pets of Neopia! So continue reading, and enjoy the sweet smell of biscuits. (:

Disclaimer: Any obsessive drooling, eye goggling, etc. is NOT our fault and we will not take responsibility for injuries, dry mouth, eye damage, and any other effects that may follow. Thank you and have a great day! :) -shifty eyes-


Biscuit News ~!

  • December 5, 2008 - Seasonal Chomby Biscuits were released! I added them to my gallery, and updated the item section. ^^
  • December 15, 2008 - I finally added an affiliate section! Please send me a mail and I will gladly add you to my affies. =D!
  • December 18, 2008 - Finally! An AIM and MSN button were released in appreciation of our biscuit pets! If you have an instant messenger, you might consider using one!
  • December 19, 2008 - I am hoping to finish the page completely today! I have a snow day, so I plan to ask on the boards for any comments and critiques. Maybe a petpage spotlight trophy will be in our future? ;]
  • January 22, 2009 - I am finally quitting! This page will still be available to anyone viewing. I want all the pet owners and affiliates to keep my button because this page is still here. The only difference is I am not adding any pets. Haha. Thanks for all the cooperation guys !
Kathiis' Story

It was one day in the Christmas season, and Kathiis wanted to give Santa cookies for the first year on Christmas Eve. Kathiis had never tried a cookie before for she was simply a small biscuit kougra and didn't fully understand the joy of food. I took her by her tiny paw and we marched off to the bakery together. "100 neopoints, please!" said the shopkeeper, cheerfully. Kathiis couldn't resist the temptation any longer. She reached into her pocket and poured out all her money to the man. "Well… is 95 neopoints enough?" she murmured in pure hope. The shopkeeper had to accept. He loves to see kids and he'd do anything to put a giant smile on one's face. She took off the wrapper very slowly. She had to cherish the moment. Like the moment a parent feels when their neopet finally gets off training wheels. She dropped it in her delicate mouth, closed her eyes and all she could do was stand there. She had never tasted anything as wonderful as it-- her first cookie… and her last.

The next morning when she woke up she was covered in blotchy red bumps! Not only did they itch, but it hurt her when anything touched her skin. She was having an allergic reaction. "But it was just so good mom! I'd eat myself but there'd be nothing left!" cried Kathiis, "I need to have another. I don't care if I have a horrible rash. It is most definitely worth it." Knowing I couldn't possible give her another cookie without getting her sick, I had to think of another way. I'd eat myself but there'd be nothing left. How could I not think of this sooner? I rushed off to the nearest bakery and bought the hugest biscuit I could find. Kathiis is allergic to the cookie-- not the biscuit! In a few days the rash went away. Ever since, I couldn't keep Kathiis away from biscuits! Plus, now I don't even have to discipline her into grooming! She does it voluntarily!

Biscuit vs-blocked-

What is a Biscuit? A biscuit is simply a British Cookie. However, I personally believe that in Neopia they are two different things. :) Why would TNT create both biscuit and cookie items if they were the same? Couldn't they have just stuck with one? Besides. It is great to have an imagination every once in a while! =D You have read that poor Kathiis is allergic to cookies...but how fortunate for her that TNT made an alternative! So now that we cleared that up, scroll down to learn all about biscuits. ^^

Biscuit - The Breed

Once you finish reading this page, you'll want to have a biscuit pet of your own! There are two ways of obtaining a biscuit pet-- Biscuit Paint Brush, and the Lab Ray.

The Biscuit Paint Brush is a magical item that can transform your pet into a biscuit! They are only 320,000 neopoints, so you can save that much within a few weeks if you work toward it. ;D Once you have your Biscuit Paint brush, take it to the rainbow pool. There it will show you your paintbrushes, and your pets. Make sure the paint brush is in your inventory!

The Lab Ray is much harder to explain. If you want to learn more about the Lab Ray, please click here and view my affiliate's guide!

Why would you want a biscuit pet? That is simple! They are adorable and extremely beautiful. You do not need air-fresheners because the aroma is so satisfactory. They always groom themselves because they taste so good. That saves you money for grooming supplies. Guests will always want to come back to your house because they fall in love with your pet! I could go on for hours on the advantages of having a biscuit pet, but I think you get the point. Go buy a paint brush today!

The Items

Did you know that I have every single biscuit in my gallery? If not, you do now! I am very proud of that accomplishment and currently I am sharing it with you. Here are my biscuits, and if I made a mistake please let me know! =D Thank you.

Furniture/Garden:


Food:


Battledome & Other:


Biscuit Brigade:


Fun Images!

The biscuit breed is very common in Neopia. I do not know why however, because you see very hungry meanie poos on the news everyday. "Another Biscuit-- Eaten Alive". *sigh* Oh, I'm sorry. My rant is over, now. 0=) Anyway, enjoy all of these goodies. Some are just too cute to watch! *giggle* [I put a border around them so you can see them individually; yours will not have a border]







Want more fun images? I got them from here!


Shop Blogs !

Blogs are very useful! If you want a creative way to include your writing, use a blog! There are 22 pages full of blogs to choose from, so they can match almost any theme. Here are the biscuit one(s)! [The blogs only show up correctly scrolled using IE, sorry FF users! D=]


THIS IS WHERE ALL YOUR SPIFFY TEXT GOES.




Want to view the many other shop blogs? Click here!

Submissions by YOU !

You'd be surprised how many people are in love with biscuits. It may have to do with the fact they are soooo delicious. Here we have art created by fans like YOU! Enjoy. [hover to view the artist & click-n-drag to the address bar if it looks resized]







If you have anything to submit, neomail Julia to send in your work. ^^

Biscuit Pets !

The wait is finally over! There are millions of biscuit pets in the giant world of Neopia. I tried to gather as many as I can. Searching for a guild activity? Or even just to browse, this directory is very reliable! [Have a pet to add? Neomail me here!]

Kougras:

Kathiis
Iranoi
Genje
Byscyt
Pastaetha
SamsonMcKitty
Bihscuit
Bazaryn
Zheys
Vehxed
Lionnetta
Pattjim
Lover_22222
Berafa
Little_thornton
Tiearna
Crumblieth
Kinodiu
Biscottiz
PhantomLurker

Rukis:

Nipinir
Cheeriup
62pray
Kurtis58
Cookiiecrumbs
SpiffyEpsilon
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Chombies:

Fastforwrd
Awittle
PrincessMoonbi
Martani
Laeluminum
SirAlexanderDunkle
Hslen
Chief_Kasuf
Jubotica
Audial
Sophilliae
Boxton
Nee_Nee_5667
x_Cookiemonster_XX
Cororido
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Usuls:

Daleeza
Chotte
Endrii
Cyainte
Zapotilla
Hazielle
Sprinklins
Conglomerates
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Kikos:

Kiokotoy
Squuf
Dream_Seeker
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Yurbles:

Winatori
PBChippington
Krumbled
Nadjinator
Yaxinta
Arealaray
Durmani


Affiliates !




To become an affiliate, please neomail me telling me the link to your page and that you'd like to affiliate with Kathiis' petpage ~! If I find the page appropriate, I will accept it and add your button or link above. ^^ Make sure you use one of the buttons below, or I will cancel the affiliation.

Link Back !














^ Button by Cass ~!


Good Bye ;( !

Thank you for viewing my page! Please take a link back button or banner if you liked this page. ;D You finally know the difference between a cookie and a biscuit, and you even know the story behind it. I hope you gained a little bit more respect for the edible pets. Kathiis says her goodbyes. ^^

Remember: Biscuits are FRIENDS-- NOT FOOD!




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