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Hello there! Welcome!
Hello visitor! Please don't be scared or disgusted by the oozing slime you can see everywhere! Help yourself to a hat, raincoat and wellington boots, and let me show you the true nature of Snot!
You see, being a Snot pet is not easy and I have come to the conclusion that it is the most missunderstood pet colour in all of Neopia, and therefore I have decided to try and educated all Neopians! My main goal is to fight the prejudice us Snot pets face every day...Therefore, please come along on a wondrous journey through the world of mucus, keep your mind open, your mouth closed (there is the occasional drip) and be amazed! After all, snot a thing wrong with it!
I'll start by introducing you to the most important reason that Snot pets are associated with bad things: MEUKA!!!
Most Snot pets in Neopia have a love-hate relationship with Meuka.On the one hand he must be the single most famous Snot pet, but on the other hand he is certainly not representative of all of us! We don't all use our powers to destroy small villages or pelt the happless with lethal muffins... Let me introduce you then, to this infamous mucuousy menace....
That's a portrait of Meuka in full action. He is also a formidable Battledome Opponent, so beware! Thanks to him there is a lovely avatar dedicated to Snot. Wear it with pride!
 
We Snot pets are also indebted to Meuka because he has inspired a whole line of nice, snotty items. Here are a few samples:
  
But how about I introduce you to the other Snot pets now?
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My Fellow Snotopians
There are not very many Snot pets out there, and it's a colour that is very difficoult to get! There is no paintbrush for it...The only way to become one of the select few is through the Lab Ray or the Fountain Faerie!
These then are the species, besides Aisha like myself, that can be found in Snot:
  
  
  
So, this is us, the Snot pets of neopia in all our glory! Hopefully more species will be available soon!
Sadly, possibly due to a conspiracy, there is just one snot petpet that I know of. Only ONE, and it is very rare! Just think of all the snottly (as in snotty and cuddly) encounters we are forced to forgo.
Here then is the semi-legendary Snotbunny...
 
Oh and erm, I think this little guy is a petpet?
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That's Snot edible!
Just like snot comes in many shades of green, it also comes with many different uses. Yes, there is indeed such a thing as edible Snot. Many interesting and gooey delights can be found in the Food Shop and Spooky Food shop.
You can make a nice topping or sauce with snot:
  
Snot is also delicious on Toast or just on its own!
  
Need to throw a party in a pinch? There's snotty cheese you can serve your friends and snot burgers you can fling on the BBQ.
  
It even comes as Candy and dessert!
   
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Snot at school and home
Snot pets can have it hard in school, but lucky for us there are some great snotty school items we can give our friends and fit right in! Snotty pen and ink to write with, a snotty eraser to undo our mistakes, and even a snotty book to write in. Isn't that great?
   
For Outdoor fun you can get a snotty umbrella, golf club or frizbee! All you need for a fun day at the beach!
  
And if fun in the sun is snot your thing, you can always curl up at home with one of these excellent reads!
 
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Snot Away!
As you might know, Meuka can be a fearful Battle opponent. Well, there are also a lot of very powerful, and incidentally extremely rare, weapons and items that you can use to defend yourself.
 
There are many other snotty weapons too:
  
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My random collection of Terrible Puns!
Is your nose running? No, it's snot!
Beam me up Snotty!
It's snot my problem!
Snot gonna happen!
That snot a good pun!
Snot so nice.
Snot a good idea!
If You have a good terrible pun, please feel free to neomail it to my owner! 
If you'd like to link back to this page and tell all your friends about it, feel free to cut and paste this code!
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